Professor The Vampire Earl of Hogwarts

Hearing the crisp "Azkaban" from the mouth of the Sorting Hat, the air in the professor's seat was quiet for a moment.

The professors looked at the Sorting Hat in amazement.Their eyes wandered between Dracula and the hat on his head, their expressions extremely astonished.

"After being the headmaster for so many years, this is the first time I know that we have a fifth branch in Hogwarts!" Dumbledore spoke first, and said cheerfully, "Then let us congratulate Professor Dracula for becoming the first Az Members of Kaban Academy, the promotion to the dean of Azkaban is just around the corner!"

Dumbledore led the applause.

Professor Kettleburn, who only had one arm and half of a leg left, took it easy and walked to Snape's seat on crutches.

"Severus, if you want me to say that now that there is a branch of Azkaban, you Slytherin students don't have to go through the process anymore, just send them directly to Azkaban!" He happily used the remaining Patting Snape's shoulder with one hand, he laughed loudly, "It's so troublesome to have to study for seven years before going to Azkaban!"

As an older Hufflepuff, Professor Kettleburn was naturally happy to find some trouble for Slytherin House.After all, Slytherin has a long history of looking down on Hufflepuff's little wizards.

Snape had a dark face, but given Professor Kettleburn's seven or eighty years of experience as a professor, he, a young man who was just 80 years old, couldn't just choke back.

Listening to the ridicule of the surrounding professors, the corners of Dracula's mouth twitched.

"Are you itchy again, want to experience the feeling of being burned?" He took off the sorting hat from his head, and said with a bad face, "Don't think I don't know, you probably still remember me giving you Clean up this matter and want to take the opportunity to take revenge!"

"Master Earl, I don't have one!" The Sorting Hat said in an aggrieved tone, "It's not Christmas, I just want to be humorous and liven up the atmosphere..."

"Okay, there are indeed a few fun shows at the Christmas banquet to enliven the atmosphere." Dracula looked at the hat in his hand, and the corner of his mouth curled up in an evil way, "Then I'm going to perform a show for everyone present. The Sorting Hat's program of going through the ring of fire requires you to cooperate with me."

Dracula twirled the sorting hat with one hand, and in his panicked expression, he snapped his fingers casually with the other hand, and a circle of flames blazing with flames appeared in front of the sorting hat.

"Wait, Lord Earl, I still haven't finished talking!" The Sorting Hat lowered its voice in a panic, and said to Dracula, "I did this for a reason, and it involved the four founders!"

It deliberately controlled the sound so that only Dracula could hear it.Dracula's eyes moved.

The next moment, the circle of fire in front of him suddenly disappeared, and the Sorting Hat also stopped spinning, drooping listlessly in Dracula's hand.

"This hat needs to be frightened from time to time, otherwise it will produce all kinds of moths." He smiled at the curious professors around him, and put the sorting hat on his head gracefully, "Now My Christmas hat is completely in place, all professors hurry up and eat, the main course will be removed in a while."

When the other professors looked away, Dracula held the brim of the sorting hat with his hand.

"It's time to start, let me see what the reason you came up with this time is." He put on the hat, using the Sorting Hat's Legilimency ability as a bridge, and began to communicate silently with it.

"My lord, it's too difficult for me!" The voice of the Sorting Hat rang in Dracula's mind, and it began to complain as soon as it came up, "It's not like you don't know, your life has gone through 1000 years! Except for the sleeping There are seven or eight hundred years! Even if you let go of Occlumency on purpose, it is impossible for me to judge from this long millennium time which one of the founders fits the temperament..."

"So I'm embarrassing you?" Dracula asked in his mind while stuffing a mouthful of blood pudding into his mouth.

"Not at all." The Sorting Hat said sincerely, "It's just that I am not capable enough. I will definitely work hard to improve!"

"Actually, I thought you would just make up a college for me, at least to deal with it." Dracula laughed.

"I want to do the same, but I can't help it." The Sorting Hat said, "1000 years ago, the four great founders of Hogwarts injected their thoughts into my body, giving me the unique ability to Students are divided into various colleges according to their talents and qualities."

"However, the will of the four founders has always remained in my body, and their memories and feelings for you, Count Dracula, have existed for a long time. If the above are only secondary, then what really makes you What bothers me is another point - founders' minds quarrel!"

"Wait, are you saying that the minds left by the four of them, Salazar and Godric, will quarrel?"

Dracula suddenly became interested. He didn't even eat the pudding in front of him, and sat upright, ready to listen to the story told by the Sorting Hat.

"Indeed. In fact, when I was placed on your head, the remaining will of the four founders wanted me to sort you into their respective houses. You know, Ravenclaw has always You have a strong affection, and Gryffindor and Slytherin have been trying to prove who is the wizard friend who has the most influence on you..."

"The three of them are real too." Dracula shook his head with a chuckle, with remembrance and nostalgia unconsciously appearing in his eyes.

At that time, he was far from the dreaded vampire count later, and the four founders of Hogwarts were just fledgling young wizards.Four like-minded wizards, and a vampire friend who joined halfway, the five of them walked together on the frozen black lake, which was his youthful memory thousands of years ago.

After unconsciously recalling for a long time, Dracula suddenly thought of a question.

"Why didn't you mention Helga? Doesn't she want me to go to Hufflepuff?" he asked the Sorting Hat in his head.

"My lord, please wake up." The Sorting Hat couldn't help but spit out, "Look at your integrity, loyalty, honesty, or the quality of not being afraid of hardship... Hufflepuff's thoughts have long been I gave up hope, so I didn’t participate in the quarrels of other Sanwei founders, but have been acting as a peacemaker.”

Dracula's face turned dark.

"After talking so much, it's still the same problem." His tone became hostile. "Why did you call out 'Azkaban'?"

"This... this... why don't you blame Gryffindor?" The Sorting Hat said anxiously, "As a Gryffindor's hat, I must have inherited his inappropriate humor. Well, it must be That's right!"

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