Professor The Vampire Earl of Hogwarts

Just as Dracula and Dumbledore smiled knowingly and were about to inspect Quirrell's crime scene together, a ghost suddenly emerged from the bathroom compartment.

It was a pudgy schoolgirl-like ghost.She wears thick glasses, has pimples on her face, and looks unhappy.

"This is the girls' bathroom. What are the two professors doing here secretly?" She looked at the two professors in front of her and said suspiciously, "No, even if no one uses it, the girls' bathroom is not a male professor. You can come anywhere you want. I must tell you about the two of you!"

Dracula and Dumbledore froze.They never expected that, avoiding the sight of everyone else, they did not escape a ghost that resident in this bathroom.

"Myrtle, the two of us are here to check what's wrong here." Dumbledore obviously knew the ghost, and said gently.

Myrtle seemed a little disbelieving, and retorted: "I've been here all this time, and I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with this bathroom. You must be making excuses for your behavior!"

As she said that, Myrtle wanted to cross the roof of the bathroom to spread the news that the principal and the professor were in the girls' bathroom.

"How could there be nothing wrong? Weren't you there when Quirrell sneaked in here in the morning?" Dracula stopped her from behind and asked.

"If you say there is no, then there is no, if you don't believe it, then..." Myrtle turned her head dissatisfied, and looked at Dracula.

Then she froze in place.

"Are you... the new professor?" Myrtle's eyes seemed to light up, and her voice was also clamped, which was completely different from before, "Wow, I have never seen such a handsome professor. Do you want to go to your classroom?"

Dracula's mouth twitched.

"That's right, Myrtle, this is our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor." Dumbledore took up the conversation with a smile, and at the same time he did not forget to wink at Dracula, "If you want to attend the class, You can go to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom on the second floor, not far from here."

"Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts?" Hearing Dracula's position, Myrtle's eyes were filled with joy, "Then you will definitely have problems this year, right? If you die, you must come here to find me Ah, I'd love to share this toilet with you."

Myrtle blushed, her eyes rolled wildly, and she was completely absorbed in imagining a bright future.

Dracula turned his gaze to Dumbledore, with a very unfriendly expression on his face.

"Dumbledore, don't tell me that you, as a headmaster, don't know that there is a mentally ill ghost here?" he asked.

"After all, this place is a girls' bathroom, so I usually don't come in." Dumbledore said, "I remember that Myrtle passed away for decades, but I didn't expect that she would still stay in this place. "

"This is where she died?" Dracula frowned, feeling that there must be some secret hidden here, "How did she die, is it because of this bathroom itself?"

"This is related to a past event 50 years ago." Dumbledore sighed and said softly, "There were a series of attacks at Hogwarts back then, and Myrtle was the only wizard who died in the attacks. .But I still don't know what the truth of the attack was."

So Dracula turned his attention to this ghost named Myrtle.

"Ma'am, can you tell me what happened here 50 years ago?" There was light in his pupils, and he showed a bewitching smile.

However, Dracula's previously invincible way of questioning is not effective today.

After seeing Dracula's smile, Myrtle not only didn't answer his question, but started a new round of madness——

"Professor... woo woo my professor..."

"..."

"...So she's really mentally abnormal, isn't it?" Dracula's smile froze on his face, and he looked back at Dumbledore who was watching the play next to him, "Is there anything you can do to bring her back to normal?"

"Obviously, Professor Dracula, Myrtle's state of mind is because of you." Dumbledore shrugged and smiled gloatingly, "So, it should be up to you to restore her It's normal."

Dracula took another look at Myrtle, who was still mad, and fell into deep thought.

"You keep an eye on this ghost here, don't let her go out and talk nonsense. I'll find a foreign aid." After a while, he suddenly said to Dumbledore.

Before Dumbledore could respond, Dracula disappeared in the shadow of bats.

Dumbledore was stunned for a moment, then spread his hands, took out a pack of Zizi honey candy from his pocket, and ate it in the bathroom with relish.

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It didn't take long before Dracula returned to the gloomy girls' bathroom again.

At this time, Myrtle was floating in the air crying and wailing, and Dumbledore comforted her while chewing on the sizzle honey.

"You think I don't know what people call me behind my back? Fat Myrtle! Ugly Myrtle! Poor, moaning, sullen Myrtle!" Dislike me, I'm dead!"

Myrtle dejectedly thought that Dracula had left because he hated her, even though it was true... and now she was about to drown herself in the toilet bowl.

"Don't be sad, Myrtle." Dumbledore comforted, "Professor Dracula definitely didn't dislike you and left. Look, isn't he back?"

He pointed Myrtle to Dracula who had just returned.

Seeing Dracula's return, Myrtle seemed to become happier and got out of the toilet.

"Yes, there is no need to treat yourself like this, Myrtle." Dracula also nodded, "Don't forget that you are already a dead person, and you can't drown yourself by doing this."

Hearing his words, Myrtle felt even more upset, and shoved herself into the toilet bowl again.

"Professor Dracula, I thought you would say something comforting." Dumbledore looked at Dracula helplessly.

"What's the point of comforting others? I never do such meaningless things." Dracula said calmly, "Look, isn't it interesting to see a ghost flopping in the toilet like this? Don't worry. Well, she can't drown anyway!"

Dumbledore was helpless.For Dracula, things that are not interesting are meaningless...

"Forget it, let's not talk about this." Dumbledore changed the subject, "Where is the foreign aid you found?"

"It's over there." Dracula pointed to the back wall of the bathroom with his chin.

A slender figure with waist-length hair slowly passed through the wall and floated towards the two of them.

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