Civilization and Harmony Hogwarts

"Albus! I met an ice cream assassin today!!!"

Afu pushed the door open with a bang, walked into the house angrily, and then kept taking out large and small packages from the small bag that had been cast with the traceless extension spell.

Packages, large and small, colorful and of various shapes, immediately filled the floor of the living room.

Albus first poked his head out from the stairs, and after making sure that there were no other figures following Afu, he walked down slowly.

He skillfully picked up the packages, and then crossed the vacant ground divided into large and small by the packages, and put them in the right place by category—especially the big bag of ice cream that Afti returned, which had to be placed first. good.

Afu slumped on the sofa, cast a cooling spell on herself, and then showed a look of rotten salted fish, watching Albus busy, but she was not moved at all.

"Ah—" Afu exaggeratedly praised Albus with a nasty chant, "Our Albus is really virtuous—"

"Whoever takes Albus home—that's bliss!"

Then, as if she had come to her senses, she hurriedly added: "No no no! Who would be willing to let Albus do housework after marrying him home?"

"Only me! Only I can make Albus work ruthlessly!" Afu's words were full of praise for herself, "Only a black-hearted capitalist like me would squeeze Albus to do housework like this !"

"acciovanillaice-cream! (Vanilla-flavored ice cream is coming!)" Afu chanted a spell casually.

Albus was just about to put the bag of ice cream into the freezer - a product of Afu's alchemy, the ice cream in the bag began to squirm with Afu's spell.

Albus immediately helped to unseal the bag, and then a box of ice cream slipped past Albus's eyes, and fell straight onto Afu's outstretched hand.

Afu touched the outer box of the ice cream, opened the lid again, and found that there was nothing else in it except ice cream, so she sighed pretentiously, and admonished the ice cream quietly: "You say you It’s expensive! It’s fine to stab me when I’m not prepared, but why don’t you even bring a spoon?”

As soon as Afu finished speaking, a silver spoon was inserted into the ice cream in her hand.

Looking up, it was Albus.

Hearing Afu's complaint, Albus "traveled all the way" to bring her a spoon from the kitchen.

"Woo—" Afu wept pretendingly moved, "Thank you, Albus!"

"How lucky! To have Albus!"

Then I picked up the spoon and started showing off the ice cream assassin.

"What do you mean... ice cream assassin?" Albus was very concerned about the words he didn't know mentioned in the sentence that Afu roared when he first entered the door.

"Well—how should I put it..." Afu swallowed a bite of the cold vanilla flavored ice cream vaguely.

"It's the kind that hides in a pile of cheap ice cream, and then after you pick it, it will give you a backstab at the checkout!" Afu gave a specific example, "For example, Diagon Alley The average price of the ice cream sold in the ice cream shops in China is around a few Sickles, and the cheap ones are a few nats a ball. That's a few Galleons."

Albus recalled the prices in Diagon Alley for a moment, and nodded in agreement - the price of ice cream was the lowest among all the items sold in Diagon Alley.

Even the price of ice cream with expensive raw materials is not very high, at least wizards will not use expensive potions and precious herbs to make ice cream.

(Sweet Albus: Potion Ice Cream and Herbal Ice Cream...well - legal but sick.)

"The so-called assassin is an ice cream that looks ordinary, has no fancy decorations, and is not expensive in materials, but whose price makes you doubt your life!"

"for example?"

"For example this one!" Afu raised a bit of ice cream in her hand to Albus, "Look at it, it doesn't have a nice shape or decoration."

Afu turned her wrist, showing Albus the appearance of the ice cream in all directions.

Albus looked at the plain outer box and the unremarkable body of the ice cream, and nodded in agreement.

"Secondly, expensive raw materials were not used." Afu took out a white magic wand from her small bag and waved it.

(Scumbag author: Appeared! Afu's new magic wand!)

As the curse fell on the ice cream, a few lines of text slowly appeared in the air——

Fresh milk

Light cream

honey

vanilla pod

Albus affirmed: "Indeed, there are no expensive raw materials."

Although spices such as vanilla pods are not cheap for ordinary Muggles, for wizards, ingredients without magic power are not expensive, or in other words, ordinary ingredients are not worthy of high prices.

After getting Albus's approval, Afu was even more indignant: "So you said, it's just such an ordinary box of ice cream! Why does it charge me fifty gold Galleons!"

"Ice Cream Assassin? No, no, an assassin stabs you back. Assassin is not enough to describe it. An assassin is not worthy."

"Or a killer? It's a bit short." Afu was suddenly inspired, "It's the butcher! The ice cream butcher!"

"It could take away fifty Galleons from me, but it still gave me a box of ice cream..."

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Regarding Afu's character, some treasures may feel that Afu seems to be a little split. Sometimes she seriously plans the future of Hogwarts, thinks of ways for Dumbledore, and appeases Albus, but sometimes she shows The appearance of a pure sand sculpture.

But in fact, both characters are Afu.

On the one hand, because Afu has lived for a long time, knows a lot, and bears a lot of heavy futures, she will be more serious about matters that affect subsequent development.

But in fact, Afu's age of several thousand years is very low, and she hasn't been sober for a long time. In addition, she has more contact with naive little wizards, so her personality will sometimes be affected to be naive.

(Actually, it is said to transform Hogwarts, but it is read as "for the future of the wizarding world" and written as "persecution of little wizards".)

If you think that Afu's personality is not right, please scold the scumbag author, not Afu!Afu will cry (not).

In short, Afu's sand sculpture behavior is all behind my back (the scumbag author's simple and honest smile).