This system is too salty

"On the distant planet Cybertron, there is a group of~~"

"Uncle, the story of the Iron Giant has already been told, change it, change it!"

"Once upon a time, under a big mountain, there were a long insect spirit and a scorpion~~"

"I've said that too!"

"In the far west, in a bustling city, there is a man named Harry Potter~~"

The little boy pursed his lips and said, "Uncle, the story of this magical child has already been told, so please change it to another one."

Zhao Mian glared, "Will you listen to it or not? I'm just going to read a book."

The clever little boy said quickly: "Listen! Tell me."

"This perverted kid named Harry Potter is only 12 years old, but he has a blood feud. Tonight..."

Zhao Mian talked for a quarter of an hour before putting his little nephew to sleep. He tucked the little boy in a blanket and quietly left the room.

The little boy is Xie Xiaodi, the son of Murong Qiudi.

Two months ago, in the middle of the night, Zhao Mian was playing in the water with four maids and heard someone peeping outside the house.

I knocked out the candles in the room and went out to have a look. There was a young lady standing at the door, staring curiously at Zhao Mian who only covered the key parts.

Not far behind him stood a beautiful woman in black in her thirties, her face was blushing and she was still pretending to be serious.

The little boy opened his mouth and called Uncle Zhao Mian, and asked him why he hadn't visited him for a month since he came back.

It turned out that he saw that Zhao Mian didn't go to play with him, so he wanted to sneak into the Murong family compound at night to find his uncle.According to the martial arts he just learned, he is definitely not going to succeed. The woman behind him climbed over the wall and crossed the courtyard to find the place.

The woman's martial arts were very high, but she also attracted the attention of the night watchman. Zhao Mian felt at least three hidden auras in the dark watching her.

The next day, Zhao Mian moved to Huanshishui Pavilion deep in the reeds of Taihu Lake. This is the ancestral home of the Murong family.

Xie Xiaodi's identity is sensitive, and Murong Zheng and Murong Qiudi hid here to raise him when he urinated.

In Daige, Hongxiu Tianxiang has sex every day, and Zhao Mian also feels that the improvement of martial arts is very slow, so he gritted his teeth and moved to Huanshishui Pavilion, without any of the four maids.

Huanshui Pavilion is located on a small island with a radius of tens of meters. Apart from Zhao Mian and Xie Xiaodi, there are four people on the island. One is a woman who takes care of Xie Xiaodi's daily life. Wan took Xie Xiaodi to find Zhao Mian's wife.

In addition, there are two cooks and cleaners and one janitor. All three of them are elderly, and they seem to be 70 years old at least, but if you look closely, you can find that these three old men are not simple people.

Zhao Mian could tell from their occasional aura that these three old men were all top experts who could not be inferior to him.

After coaxing his little nephew to sleep, Zhao Mian returned to his room, turned on the lights, and took out the secret letter of intelligence that he had received during the day and read it again.

The information came from Fifth Sister Murong Qiudi, which recorded many major events that happened in Jianghu in recent days.

A few days ago, Emei sent out all the elites to besiege and kill many people from all walks of life who went to the forbidden area of ​​the back mountain to hunt for treasure.

At the critical moment, the contemporary world walker of Yihua Palace, a hermit sect, stepped forward to quell the fighting.

The name of the world walker in Yihua Palace is Hua Wuque. He won Shenxi in a bet and saved the lives of many people in the Jianghu.

The secret letter also mentioned that Hua Wuque wanted to kill Xiao Yuer who was meeting for the first time on the spot, but was stopped by Zhang Jing, Gu Renyu, Murong Jiu, Tie Xinlan, and Lan Dashan.

Unexpectedly, several outstanding players of the younger generation could not stop Hua Wuque, and they were all repelled within less than [-] rounds of fighting, and Xiao Yu'er took the opportunity to jump off the cliff and escape.

Another thing that attracted Zhao Mian's attention was that all the treasures outside the Longmen Inn had been unearthed and transported to the ancient capital of Xi'an.Many elites in Xichang, including Yuhuatian, were all killed.

The letter didn't say anything about Zhao Huaian and Ling Yanqiu, so he probably escaped.

In addition to these two news that Zhao Mian is most concerned about, there are other information in the letter, such as Gongsun Oolong, the top master of the underworld, was captured by Bai Sanniang of the six gates and taken to the sky prison in the capital; Qingzhou received 350 million taels of relief money, and all 30 people from the Changfeng Escort Bureau who escorted the money, including the deputy head of the bodyguard, died.

After reading the secret letter carefully, Zhao Mian put the paper on the lamp and burned it, and stretched himself. The disturbance in the rivers and lakes has nothing to do with him as a salted fish, he should practice hard.

I thought that Zhao Mian would return to the real world or travel to the next world soon after the Dragon Inn incident, but I didn't expect the salted fish system to have no response.

Zhao Mian is also used to it, and there is no disturbance in his heart. He keeps reading cheat books and practicing martial arts every day, and tells stories to his little nephew in his spare time, teaching him some principles of life and affairs.

Time has passed without knowing it, and another year has passed, and many major events have happened in the world during this year.

What made Zhao Mian most happy was the news that three months ago Jiang Biehe, a hero from the south of the Yangtze River, was killed by a sword in the street in Hankou, and the two masters, Hua Wuque and Jiang Biehe, who were at the side, did not block their attacks with all their strength. Assassinate.

It is said that Hua Wuque almost died on the spot.

Everyone who saw the shot at that time said it was Yan Shisan, the deadly thirteenth sword.

The sword was piercing to the bone, and the sword energy was cold and powerful. This is the description of the assassination sword by the witnesses.

It's a pity that they didn't kill Jiang Biehe's cubs. Zhao Mian shook his head when he got the news, and blamed Yan Shisan for taking money for not doing things well.

On this day, Zhao Mian was practicing in the courtyard, and the schoolboy Pei Jue came to the island by boat.

"Master, the master wants you to go back to the compound."

After a year, Pei Jue's stature has increased again, the young man looks energetic, and Zhao Mian can see that his martial arts has made great progress.

Zhao Mian continued to punch the ground and asked casually, "Did you say something?"

"Master has booked another marriage for you, and asked you to meet your future father-in-law and uncle."

Zhao Mian's face darkened, and he stopped practicing, "Whose girl is this time?"

Pei Jue smiled and said, "It's the second young lady of the Mao family in Nanchang, and I heard that she is also a famous beauty."

Zhao Mian sighed, went to the stone table by the wall and picked up a towel to wipe off his sweat, looked at Xie Xiaodi who was shaking his head and pretending to be reading, turned around and went back to the room to change his clothes.

His eyes swept over the house where he had lived for more than a year, and he took out five bottles of yellow spring water from the space and returned to the courtyard.

"Grandpa Seven, Grandpa Liu, Uncle Chen, Sister-in-law Ji, you all come here."

Zhao Mian called all the people who returned to Shishui Pavilion, and one of them gave them a bottle of yellow spring water, and Xie Xiaodi also gave a bottle.

"It's a very powerful tonic, it can cure all diseases and make up for the deficiency of the body, but it only works for a quarter of an hour, drink it quickly."

After hearing Zhao Mian's words, Xie Xiaodi raised his neck and drank it without saying a word. Sister Ji's face turned pale with fright and wanted to stop the young master, but was stopped by Zhao Mian.

Xie Xiaodi finished his drink and said, "It's tasteless, uncle, you're lying again."

Zhao Mian scolded with a smile: "When did I lie to you?"

Xie Xiaodi rolled her eyes and said, "What Aunt Ji said, she often scolds you behind her back, and you don't listen every time she tells you not to stay inside."

After hearing this, Mrs. Ji's face turned red, Zhao Mian's face turned dark, and she grabbed Xie Xiaodi's ears and started spanking.

The other three old men and the book boy Pei Jue giggled with obscene smiles that men could understand.

Zhao Mian and the pretty widow Jisao often practice skills in the middle of the night, and the little brat has noticed some clues too often.

After teaching his nephew a lesson, Zhao Mian saw that the three old men and Sister-in-Law Ji hadn't drunk the yellow spring water yet and didn't urge him anymore. If the opportunity is given, don't blame him if he can't grasp it.

Zhao Mian often consulted with three old men when he was not practicing kung fu, and the three old men had nothing to shy away from, and taught him all the kung fu moves he knew and didn't know, and they often told him anecdotes about their heroic adventures in the world when they were young.

Sister-in-law Ji watched Zhao Mian's back disappear into the reeds, sighed, she didn't know what it was like, she always felt that Zhao Mian would never come back after leaving.

She tightly held the wine bottle Zhao Mian gave her, and after a long time, she uncorked the bottle and took a sip, which was tasteless.

She stood there for too long, the effect of the yellow spring water had decayed too much, and it was not effective.

The three old men didn't leave the compound, but only watched Zhao Mian leave the gate. The old man whom Zhao Mian called Grandpa Liu pulled off the bottle cap, sniffed it, and found it tasted really good, so he tried to take a sip.

After a few breaths, his eyes suddenly opened wide, he picked up the bottle and poured it into his stomach.

After drinking, he looked at the other two old men who were staring at him, "Old devil, Lao Chen, if you don't want to drink, give it to me. I'm thirsty."

After speaking, he stretched out his hand to grab the wine jug in the hands of the two old men. These two grabs were not at all fussy, but they were as fast as they could be.

The old man whom Zhao Mian called the Seventh Grandpa sneered, but his footsteps moved and he had retreated more than ten meters away.

The old man, whom Zhao Mian called Uncle Chen, raised his left hand to block it, easily blocked the extremely clever grab, and walked out of the yard on seven-star steps, "I still have to clean the front of the gate. The young master honors me, but I can't give it to you."

As he walked, he pulled out the cork of the bottle, sucked in his mouth, and the light yellow yellow spring water in the bottle formed a stream of water and all went into his stomach.

The three old guys got a lot of benefits from drinking the yellow spring water. The hidden diseases and hidden injuries of many years were swept away, and it would not be a big problem to live another 30 or [-] years.

On the boat, Pei Jue was holding the oars. Zhao Mian sat in the middle and looked at the misty Taihu Lake. Go back and tell my father that this marriage is not suitable, and I will bring him a best daughter-in-law when I come back."

Pei Jue was shocked, and forgot to row the oars in his hands. He said anxiously: "Master, you have to take me with you when you go out to wander the rivers and lakes. If I go back by myself, the master will break my legs."

Zhao Mian stood up, tightened the sword behind his back, took out a bottle of yellow spring water from the bag behind him, and handed it to the book boy, "I won't take you with me this time. Your kung fu has improved, but you are still not good enough. Stay at home and practice hard. This bottle is a good thing, but it can only be kept for a quarter of an hour, so hurry up and drink it."

After finishing speaking, Zhao Mian jumped into the lake, the water was below the bottom of his feet, stepped on the water and quickly went to the depths of the lake, leaving only the loud shouts of the book boy behind him.

Although Zhao Mian's true energy is powerful, he can't run for a long time walking on the water like this, and more than half of his true energy is used up in just a quarter of an hour.

Looking around to see if there was no boat passing by, Zhao Mian stripped himself down to a pair of boxer pants while running on the water, put all the clothes and weapons he took off into the space, and then plunged into the lake water like a fish. swim forward.