I sell devil fruit in the United States

Chapter 079 Deadpool’s Crisis

"Store manager, swipe your card!"

Without any hesitation, Gunsou took out a bank card and handed it to Luo Xia.

drop!

The transaction was completed quickly.

Luo Xia took out the Fruit of Slowness and gave it to Gunsou.

"Shh!"

At this time, Erica made a silent gesture towards Rorschach, and then looked at Gunsou with interest, as if watching the fun.

Obviously he wanted to see Stickou's reaction after biting the pulp.

Rorschach originally planned to remind Stickman, but when he saw Erica's look, he couldn't help but shook his head. Naturally, he would not go against Erica at this time.

laugh!

The next moment, Gunsou took a hard bite of the fruit.

Then, the movements immediately paused slightly.

But that's all.

Immediately afterwards, Gunsou continued to chew the Devil Fruit as usual, his expression not changing at all.

For those who didn’t know, they thought Gunsou was eating some delicious and strange fruit.

So calm?

Luo Xia was immediately in awe of the stick man. This old man was no ordinary person.

He has sold quite a few devil fruits so far. Everyone who eats the fruit is tortured to the point of death by the unpleasant taste, and some even have their facial features distorted.

With such a calm expression, Gunsou is still No.1.

Cattle fork!

"Gunsou, one bite of the devil fruit is enough. You don't have to eat the whole one."

After Erica's prank effect was achieved, Rorschach spoke to remind Stickman.

"Is this really the case? I have already felt the changes in my body."

Gunsou put down most of the remaining fruit in his hand, as if he was just as expected.

Then he felt his body carefully, and then he showed a look of admiration.

"This feeling, is this a devil fruit?"

"Gunsou, you are so boring!" Erica couldn't help but rolled her eyes.

Originally, she wanted to see how Gunsou made a fool of himself, but Gunsou disappointed her greatly.

However, Gunsou ignored Erica at all. Now he was just focusing on feeling the wonderful abilities he suddenly had, so how could he bother to pay attention to Erica?

"Buddha hand orchid, is this the original gesture?"

Gunsou subconsciously raised his right hand.

The index finger and little finger are curled up, and the other three fingers are together, so naturally.

After eating the Slowness Fruit, some skills almost became the instinct of the stickman. He didn't think much about it. When he wanted to activate his abilities, he automatically formed an orchid finger shape with his hand.

Then, Gunsou walked slowly to the door in two steps, and suddenly waved his orchid outside.

laugh!

A wave of light suddenly hit the tree outside the door.

The tree was originally swinging very rhythmically under the breeze, but when the dull light wave hit it, the swing immediately became slower.

It's like someone pressed slow play while watching a movie.

"Is this the Slowness Fruit? It's really incredible!"

Gunsou, who "saw" this scene, just sighed with a hint of surprise.

Devil Fruit is indeed a magical fruit that breaks people's three senses!

"Store manager, you don't seem surprised at all?"

Erica couldn't help but glance at Rorschach.

Originally, as a blind man, Gunsou accurately hit the number of trees outside. This kind of thing is somewhat unreasonable, but Rorschach behaved very calmly from beginning to end.

No doubt was expressed about this.

This was a bit beyond Erica's expectations.

Luo Xia just smiled lightly and didn't say much. He had already recognized who Gunsou was, so there was nothing to be surprised about.

"Erica, do you think a store manager who sells magical things like Devil Fruits will take notice of me?"

But Gunsou said to Erica calmly.

Devil Fruit itself can bring people all kinds of magical abilities. He just doesn't think enough about it these days, okay?

The store manager must have seen many more "talented people and strangers" than Gunsou imagined.

His senses are just a little more accurate, so what does it matter?

Erica shrugged and was speechless. Well, Stickman was right. It was because her own situation had become smaller.

"Then store manager, let's go back first and come back to visit another day!"

"Goodbye store manager."

"Walk slowly!"

After purchasing the fruit, Gunsou and Erica said hello to Rorschach and left the Devil Fruit store.

The store became quiet again.

"There aren't many guests anyway, so let's apply some pesticides."

Luo Xia quickly took out her mobile phone, boarded the pesticide international server, and started killing everyone.

……

Deadpool.

"If it's a boy, let's call him Connor. If it's a girl, let's call her Ami. What do you think, my dear?"

Deadpool and Vanessa were sitting on the sofa hugging each other, watching TV and chatting.

"It sounds...a little weird."

Deadpool told the truth, "It sounds like my family has always been associated with the letter F, just like my bastard dad, but how can I be a role model, for Todd."

"Hey, you're not your father." Vanessa said sternly to Deadpool, "Besides, our child can never be named Todd!"

Todd, what, that sounds awful, right?

The two began to chat about family, children and other topics.

The excitement of chatting with Deadpool came over, and he stood up: "I'm going to make some desserts, and then... let's make another super baby!"

Then Deadpool began to make desserts very skillfully.

"What about Krystal? There's a K in your name... Um, doesn't it sound too much like a stripper?"

"Where's Kevin? There's a K in his name too...well, still a bit of a stripper."

"Earl? Haha, this name will probably go directly to jail, right?"

Vanessa was still naming names with great interest.

But at this time, Deadpool heard vague gunshots outside, and his expression suddenly changed slightly.

He said in a deep voice to Vanessa: "Get down quickly."

As he spoke, Deadpool picked up the pan on the stove and rushed toward the door.

"what happened?"

Vanessa was stunned for a moment, but quickly fell to the ground and hid behind the sofa.

boom!

There was a loud noise, but someone used a shotgun to blast open the door of Deadpool's house.

Then a group of big men with guns rushed in.

Bang bang bang!

Harsh gunshots rang out one after another, and the gunmen mercilessly pulled the triggers in their hands at Deadpool.

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