"Has Deadpool's X Special Forces come over?"
Hearing this, Chen Mu was quite interested, and looked in the direction Xu Jia said in a leisurely manner.
Sure enough, in the distance, an old small transport plane flew over.
He and Xu Jia looked at each other, and then said: "Come on, let's go over and see how Deadpool's team is like."
"Remember our mission, just land from the gate, and then just walk in!"
Deadpool is in the cabin, behind him is a blackboard with some very abstract pictures drawn on it, he said: "The defense of Icebox Prison is actually very weak, it's just a group of boy scouts with electric batons, as long as you follow I, just walk in through the gate, find Russell's prison, and walk out with him swaggeringly!"
Deadpool is full of confidence in his plan to rescue Russell.
"Look, I've always had a big problem with the X-Men because they're so sexist, even in name."
After the basic plan was finished, and it was almost time to reach the skydiving site, Deadpool slapped the blackboard, ready to say something to boost morale.
"Look, x-men, why only men, not women? We are different, we are the x-men, no one cares about gender!"
As Deadpool said, he turned his head and said to the readers off-screen: "In this way, you won't be attacked by political correctness in the United States. Am I particularly witty?"
"This name, doesn't it sound like a cottage?"
The only woman in the team, a black woman frowned and said, "When I heard this name, I thought it was a copycat version of the X-Men."
"I didn't ask for your opinion, Pete."
Deadpool waved his hand, not caring.
"I didn't say that."
The man named Pete shrugged his shoulders and said in a dazed manner.
He was the only ordinary person in the team. After seeing the recruitment on 59.com, he thought it was fun and submitted his resume, and then he was admitted.
"However, everyone, listen to me. Although I don't know how dangerous the ice box prison is and how many people died, there must not be as many people killed by skin diseases. You can try this toner, which can keep your skin moisturized all the time. .”
"..."
No one paid any attention to him, and turned to look at Deadpool again.
"Ahem, I'm going to the designated place soon, everyone skydive with me."
Deadpool was left speechless by Pete. After looking at the location, he told this group of people.
"Let's have a bloodbath, baby!"
A man wearing an anti-saliva mask spoke with a stern expression.
He is also a team member recruited by Deadpool from the Internet. He is a mutant whose ability is to spit out saliva with strong corrosive acid to kill enemies.
Well, in the words of Deadpool, this is the spitter in Left [-] Dead, who spits acidic saliva.
Therefore, he wears a saliva mask at all times to avoid accidentally injuring others.
"Let me get to the ground, and lo and behold, I'm the best at dealing with ordinary people."
This is a black man who calls himself Hustle, whose ability can affect the magnetic field, even the magnetic field in the human head, which can make people feel anxious, confused, and painful.
He was right, his ability could not be better used to deal with ordinary people.
"Look, as I said, I am better than you in every aspect."
A man in combat uniform with long red hair and two samurai swords in his hand had a smirk on his face.
His name is Broken Star, he is an alien...
"..."
Beside Broken Star, a piece of clothing flew up out of thin air, also wearing a parachute, without making any sound. This is also a member of the X Special Forces, an invisible man, and the name "Vanishing Man" is written on his resume.
"Well, although I don't know why my good luck brought me here, maybe there is some special meaning."
The only black woman who complained before shrugged her shoulders, looking helpless towards the mob of Deadpool.
Her name is Domino, and she has a very special ability, that is, she is lucky, so lucky to an outrageous degree.
"Ooooh, let's do it!"
"Let's make a gorgeous debut!"
"Come on!" Looking at the enthusiastic atmosphere, Deadpool also cheered and shouted, smiling.
Well, his X agent team is very strong!
No wonder!
How could he have accepted this group of people if he hadn't been pressed for time?
With the strength of this group of people, believe it or not, Deadpool can easily slaughter them with a knife!
Maybe Broken Star is really as powerful as he said, and he can still be seen, as for the others?
Just a bunch of Muggles, okay?
As long as people who submitted their resumes through the 59 city, he did not refuse, even if there was Pete in the team who was suffering from diabetes and was a useless ordinary man in a fat house, as long as he submitted his resume, Deadpool accepted them all.
Anyway, they are all a bunch of cannon fodder. If you die, you will die. Do you think Deadpool really cares?
The x special team, except for Deadpool, there are only six people, and each of the six people is more weird than the other.
"I really want to kill people!"
"I'm going to send all those soldiers who dare to imprison mutants to hell."
"I'm going to pull their guts out!"
Several mutants of the x-secret team were stern and stern, their faces full of pathological killing intent, which made Pete, who was an ordinary person, shiver.
"I miss mom, I want to go home!"
Pete, who has a big beard, only realized at this time that none of his "teammates" seem to have a good problem!
So, with snot and tears, he retreated.
"Okay, okay, everyone, listen to me!"
Seeing this, Deadpool quickly stopped the group of people, shouted a few words, and made everyone look at him. He coughed lightly and said:
"I want to say, I'm serious, so proud of our team, you guys look great!"
"Oh Vanishing Man, you look great too!"
Well, Vanishing Man, he couldn't see at all, just a lonely parachute bag.
"Everyone listen to me, this is the big family I have always dreamed of! Me, I..."
I can't make it up anymore!
"Ahem, hell, sometimes, when I'm so touched, I can't continue talking. In short, everyone, dance with me. This will be the first battle of our x secret service team to establish our name!"
Deadpool yelled with confidence, and the others seemed to be infected, and became emotional, even the Vanishing Man, um, the floating skydiving bag, jumped in excitement.
"Wow, I want to go home..."
Pete burst into tears: "Aren't you all nervous? Skydiving on a high-altitude snow mountain will be full of danger?"
"You mustache, you have nowhere else to go!"
Deadpool came to Pete, put his face in front of him, and said viciously: "I have been a special soldier for more than ten years. Is it because of the high altitude that I dare not parachute? There is only a little wind here. , there is no danger!"
Then, Deadpool whispered softly to the terrified Pete: "Little cutie, I speak loudly just for other people to hear, I won't let you have an accident, don't worry."
Deadpool pinched Pete's face, stood up, and said loudly, "gogogo, follow my instructions and jump from here!"
"Let readers see how powerful we really are!"
"X Agent Team, attack!"
"Oh oh oh!"
As the hatch opened, members of the X secret service team, one after another, jumped down screaming.
The bitter cold wind made the last few people shiver.
It's so cold!
ps, push books, push your own books...
Hearing this, Chen Mu was quite interested, and looked in the direction Xu Jia said in a leisurely manner.
Sure enough, in the distance, an old small transport plane flew over.
He and Xu Jia looked at each other, and then said: "Come on, let's go over and see how Deadpool's team is like."
"Remember our mission, just land from the gate, and then just walk in!"
Deadpool is in the cabin, behind him is a blackboard with some very abstract pictures drawn on it, he said: "The defense of Icebox Prison is actually very weak, it's just a group of boy scouts with electric batons, as long as you follow I, just walk in through the gate, find Russell's prison, and walk out with him swaggeringly!"
Deadpool is full of confidence in his plan to rescue Russell.
"Look, I've always had a big problem with the X-Men because they're so sexist, even in name."
After the basic plan was finished, and it was almost time to reach the skydiving site, Deadpool slapped the blackboard, ready to say something to boost morale.
"Look, x-men, why only men, not women? We are different, we are the x-men, no one cares about gender!"
As Deadpool said, he turned his head and said to the readers off-screen: "In this way, you won't be attacked by political correctness in the United States. Am I particularly witty?"
"This name, doesn't it sound like a cottage?"
The only woman in the team, a black woman frowned and said, "When I heard this name, I thought it was a copycat version of the X-Men."
"I didn't ask for your opinion, Pete."
Deadpool waved his hand, not caring.
"I didn't say that."
The man named Pete shrugged his shoulders and said in a dazed manner.
He was the only ordinary person in the team. After seeing the recruitment on 59.com, he thought it was fun and submitted his resume, and then he was admitted.
"However, everyone, listen to me. Although I don't know how dangerous the ice box prison is and how many people died, there must not be as many people killed by skin diseases. You can try this toner, which can keep your skin moisturized all the time. .”
"..."
No one paid any attention to him, and turned to look at Deadpool again.
"Ahem, I'm going to the designated place soon, everyone skydive with me."
Deadpool was left speechless by Pete. After looking at the location, he told this group of people.
"Let's have a bloodbath, baby!"
A man wearing an anti-saliva mask spoke with a stern expression.
He is also a team member recruited by Deadpool from the Internet. He is a mutant whose ability is to spit out saliva with strong corrosive acid to kill enemies.
Well, in the words of Deadpool, this is the spitter in Left [-] Dead, who spits acidic saliva.
Therefore, he wears a saliva mask at all times to avoid accidentally injuring others.
"Let me get to the ground, and lo and behold, I'm the best at dealing with ordinary people."
This is a black man who calls himself Hustle, whose ability can affect the magnetic field, even the magnetic field in the human head, which can make people feel anxious, confused, and painful.
He was right, his ability could not be better used to deal with ordinary people.
"Look, as I said, I am better than you in every aspect."
A man in combat uniform with long red hair and two samurai swords in his hand had a smirk on his face.
His name is Broken Star, he is an alien...
"..."
Beside Broken Star, a piece of clothing flew up out of thin air, also wearing a parachute, without making any sound. This is also a member of the X Special Forces, an invisible man, and the name "Vanishing Man" is written on his resume.
"Well, although I don't know why my good luck brought me here, maybe there is some special meaning."
The only black woman who complained before shrugged her shoulders, looking helpless towards the mob of Deadpool.
Her name is Domino, and she has a very special ability, that is, she is lucky, so lucky to an outrageous degree.
"Ooooh, let's do it!"
"Let's make a gorgeous debut!"
"Come on!" Looking at the enthusiastic atmosphere, Deadpool also cheered and shouted, smiling.
Well, his X agent team is very strong!
No wonder!
How could he have accepted this group of people if he hadn't been pressed for time?
With the strength of this group of people, believe it or not, Deadpool can easily slaughter them with a knife!
Maybe Broken Star is really as powerful as he said, and he can still be seen, as for the others?
Just a bunch of Muggles, okay?
As long as people who submitted their resumes through the 59 city, he did not refuse, even if there was Pete in the team who was suffering from diabetes and was a useless ordinary man in a fat house, as long as he submitted his resume, Deadpool accepted them all.
Anyway, they are all a bunch of cannon fodder. If you die, you will die. Do you think Deadpool really cares?
The x special team, except for Deadpool, there are only six people, and each of the six people is more weird than the other.
"I really want to kill people!"
"I'm going to send all those soldiers who dare to imprison mutants to hell."
"I'm going to pull their guts out!"
Several mutants of the x-secret team were stern and stern, their faces full of pathological killing intent, which made Pete, who was an ordinary person, shiver.
"I miss mom, I want to go home!"
Pete, who has a big beard, only realized at this time that none of his "teammates" seem to have a good problem!
So, with snot and tears, he retreated.
"Okay, okay, everyone, listen to me!"
Seeing this, Deadpool quickly stopped the group of people, shouted a few words, and made everyone look at him. He coughed lightly and said:
"I want to say, I'm serious, so proud of our team, you guys look great!"
"Oh Vanishing Man, you look great too!"
Well, Vanishing Man, he couldn't see at all, just a lonely parachute bag.
"Everyone listen to me, this is the big family I have always dreamed of! Me, I..."
I can't make it up anymore!
"Ahem, hell, sometimes, when I'm so touched, I can't continue talking. In short, everyone, dance with me. This will be the first battle of our x secret service team to establish our name!"
Deadpool yelled with confidence, and the others seemed to be infected, and became emotional, even the Vanishing Man, um, the floating skydiving bag, jumped in excitement.
"Wow, I want to go home..."
Pete burst into tears: "Aren't you all nervous? Skydiving on a high-altitude snow mountain will be full of danger?"
"You mustache, you have nowhere else to go!"
Deadpool came to Pete, put his face in front of him, and said viciously: "I have been a special soldier for more than ten years. Is it because of the high altitude that I dare not parachute? There is only a little wind here. , there is no danger!"
Then, Deadpool whispered softly to the terrified Pete: "Little cutie, I speak loudly just for other people to hear, I won't let you have an accident, don't worry."
Deadpool pinched Pete's face, stood up, and said loudly, "gogogo, follow my instructions and jump from here!"
"Let readers see how powerful we really are!"
"X Agent Team, attack!"
"Oh oh oh!"
As the hatch opened, members of the X secret service team, one after another, jumped down screaming.
The bitter cold wind made the last few people shiver.
It's so cold!
ps, push books, push your own books...
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