Marvel: The Strongest Huaqiang North

"Pfft~~~"

"Who farted?"

Thor, who was chatting with Loki and introducing his new girlfriend Jane, looked at Loki suspiciously after hearing a soft sound.

"how could I know?"

Loki looked at Thor with a displeased face, and said angrily: "I think you are farting. Midgardians only have a lifespan of a hundred years. Is she your girlfriend? It's just funny! "

Loki looked at the two Thors who had just confirmed their relationship, and they were showing their affection in their abilities, and said unhappily.

For some reason, Loki seemed jealous...

There seemed to be an inexplicable sour smell between Thor and Jane, which made Loki very upset.

Come on, you are the prince of Asgard, what is it like to find an ordinary woman in Midgard?

"No, I will find a way so that Jane can have a long life." Thor said with a straight face, "I'm serious this time, Jane is my true love!"

"Hehe, the last time you came here was hundreds of years ago? That's what you said too."

Rocky sneered, a man's mouth is a deceit, it's only strange if he believes you!No, I am also a man.

Thor is more than 1000 years old. This 1000-year-old is not an ascetic, let alone a virgin. In his long life, he has had many girlfriends. Although they did not die well in the end, words like "true love" Naturally, it is impossible not to say it.

"Look, there are meteors!"

Thor suddenly pointed to the sky, where a shooting star passed by. He looked excited and said, "Quickly make a wish, as long as you make a wish that Jane will have a long life!"

"By the way, do you believe this kind of nonsense?"

Loki was speechless, he had nothing to say to Thor, and couldn't help complaining.

If it was said by other people, he could still laugh at these people for their faults, and he would believe such stupid things, but speaking from the mouth of Thor, the Prince of Asgard, is a bit outrageous.

"Leave it alone, I want to make a wish!" Thor folded his hands piously, muttering, "I hope Jane Foster can have as long a life as I do."

I have to say that this Thor is still a bit funny, at least he really takes this kind of thing seriously.Looking at it and ignoring it, "it won't work when it comes out." Loki was still complaining. At this moment, he suddenly saw that something was wrong with the meteor. It seemed to have turned a corner and flew straight towards their meeting place. come over.

During the flight, there was still the sound of puffing through the air, like farting. It turned out that the sound Thor heard just now was produced by this "meteor".

Regardless of why the speed of sound is faster than the speed of light, or the "meteor" is not as fast as sound, anyway, in just a few seconds, this "meteor" appeared in front of everyone, hovered in front of Thor, and brought There was a huge wind pressure.

Only then did everyone realize that this was a woman, a woman who looked to be in her thirties.

"Is this your true love too?"

Loki looked at Captain Marvel, looked at Thor curiously, and asked strangely.

Look, just after you said that Jane Foster was your true love, a woman ran away and appeared in front of you. If you said you didn't know each other, who would believe it?

But Thor's aesthetics are really strange, he is actually an aunt...

Not right, maybe this aunt was a young and beautiful girl decades ago, maybe it was at that time that Thor, the god of thunder, attacked people?

However, Thor really didn't know this woman.

The comer is the last resort of S.H.I.E.L.D., the man Nick Fury called the strongest Avenger, Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers.

"Hey, who are you, Ma'am?"

Thor looked at Carol with a displeased face, and said, "Even if you had any relationship with me before, it's all in the past tense. My true love now is Jane Foster. You don't have any chance!"

Thor is also strange, and he doesn't know Carol at all, but he doesn't know if it's a girlfriend he used to, but he still said so.

Whether she is or not, in short, he only has Jane Foster in his eyes now, and other women are fine, not to mention, Carol is really not good-looking.

If it's another beautiful woman, maybe you have to think about it more, but if it's this aunt, anyone with a discerning eye knows how to choose.

"I think we should have a good talk."

Carol was not angry because of Thor's words, but floated in the air and said calmly.

"The party you hosted was good, but now, it's time to end. Everyone should return to their own world."

Carol returned to Earth at the request of S.H.I.E.L.D., so she, like S.H.I.E.L.D., hoped that these aliens from all over the universe would return to their own planet.

“This is literally the best party ever!”

Thor looked displeased, and said: "Even the prince of Jotunheim, Loki, came in person, right, isn't this party very exciting?"

"Aha, I can't miss this kind of party." Loki shrugged. Although he was fed dog food by Thor, he still stood on the same front when facing Carol.

"Enough, listen, clean up this mess and get off this planet."

Carol looked indifferently, looked at Thor coldly, and said directly in a commanding tone.

"Why?" Thor looked at Carol with a funny face, and said with a playful look: "I like this place, and everyone here likes me, and I found my true love here, why do you say a word Just let me go?"

You thought you had a set of infinity gems too?Thor didn't care about Carol in front of him.

"We had a good time until you showed up." Thor, who was frightened by Chen Mu, now has another person on the earth threatening him, which makes him very upset. Maybe you think of me as a Is it a persimmon?

"The party's over, buddy."

Carol is also a proud and arrogant person. She has "maintained justice" in the universe for a long time and has never had an opponent. This makes her very confident in her own strength.

"I have a good idea." Thor said with a playful smile: "Why don't you get out? Haha."

"Oh!"

Carol, who couldn't bear it anymore, punched Thor directly in the face, knocked him flying, fell far, and hit the lamp post behind him.

"Oh oh oh, fight, fight!"

Seeing this, these aliens booed again.

Having a party, and then watching the fights, this is the enjoyment! ,

"Hey, I learned a name from Midgard to describe a woman like you, spoiler."

As he said that, he also used the universal gesture of the earth and raised his middle finger.