Forced to be a licking dog for a sick villain every day

Cheng Xiyu felt his heart beat half a beat slower.

The young man in front of him sat lazily on a corner of the bench, looking up at her with a smile on his head.

Those slightly elongated eyes carried the purest blackness of the night, and in the dim light, he looked like a character who had stepped out of a cartoon, so exquisite that it made one's heart palpitate.

It's just that my brain is not very good.

"Be good, Baby Gu." Cheng Xiyu raised his hand and rubbed his head, "Brother Hao Xinqi will take you home later."

Gu Li's face turned dark, he raised his hand away from Cheng Xiyu's hand, and said with a sneer, "Cheng Xiyu, are you out of your mind?!"

Cheng Xiyu paused: "?"

Next second: "!"

She quickly withdrew her hand, staring at Gu Li with her wet eyes wide open like a frightened little rabbit, before murmuring, "...Great God?"

Gu Li: "..."

Cheng Xiyu saw his speechlessness, and now confirmed: "What a master!"

"Then what happened just now?" Cheng Xiyu hesitated, "Are you also a great god?"

Are you sure it's not the five-year-old kid who is smart?

Otherwise, how could she be so obedient and not follow the rules at all!

Gu Li: "..."

He rubbed his happy temples, completely unaware of what Cheng Xiyu was talking about.

Cheng Xiyu has already felt that Gu Li is extremely speechless, just this expression, just this temperament, just this chill that can kill people while sitting, she has reconfirmed that this is definitely Gu Li.

She laughed dryly a few times, feeling embarrassed, who made him be in that situation last night!

Otherwise, she wouldn't treat him like a five-year-old again.

Her eyes wandered around, she cleared her throat in embarrassment, and started talking nonsense: "Master, why are you outside at night?"

Gu Li: "?"

It seems that she has already asked this question before.

Gu Li didn't return to her, which made her feel a little imposing: "You said you are a boy who doesn't go home at night, why are you wandering outside alone?!"

Cheng Xiyu began to feel it as she spoke, and she felt more and more righteous. She stared at Gu Li and said aggressively: "If you don't go home at night, you don't look like a serious boy!"

Gu Li: "??"

Thank you, thank you for having you, and pass on happiness.

"What are you looking at, you still have the nerve to look at me!" Cheng Xiyu said angrily, "I don't respect masculinity!"

Gu Li frowned with a headache, and started talking nonsense again, right?

He sneered: "...my fault?"

"It's not your fault, whose fault is it? What should I do if someone molested me outside alone at night?" Cheng Xiyu pointed at him, "Look at your face, it's as beautiful as a fairy, better than Pan An, with a demeanor Pianpian, dignified, handsome, imposing, who else would you molest if others don't molest you?"

Gu Li: "???"

Well done, don't brag next time.

Cheng Xiyu spoke more and more vigorously: "Also, what are you wearing?"

Gu Li looked down at his attire. Beichuan Middle School's school uniform with long pants and short sleeves is decent. Is there any problem?

"You actually wear short sleeves!" Cheng Xiyu said angrily, "You are already handsome and you still wear short sleeves. Are you wearing short sleeves to show off your muscles to seduce girls?!"

Gu Li: "!"

If you don't wear short sleeves in summer, is it possible to still wear a cotton jacket?

"It's a crime not to go home at night!" Cheng Xiyu stated impartially, "It's an extra crime to be so handsome and wear short sleeves!"

"I officially inform you that you have been arrested." Cheng Xiyu pronounced the sentence, "The charge is stealing hearts and thieves!"

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