Forced to be a licking dog for a sick villain every day

They went to a newly opened Malatang in the food street. Because the new store opened, there were activities in the past few days, and the people in the store were full of satisfaction.

After Gu Li and Cheng Xiyu finished picking out the dishes and paying the bill, they walked around the store before finding two seats facing each other.

As soon as he sat down, Lu Zhixu showed courtesy to a young lady who was sitting next to Gu Li: "Student, the three of us are together, is it convenient to change seats?"

He pointed to the next table: "The location is right there, is that okay?"

He smiled harmlessly, and with his handsome face, it was difficult for a girl to refuse his request.

The young lady's cheeks were a little red, she said "um", and then got up to give him her seat.

Lu Zhixu said "thank you" politely, without treating himself as an outsider at all, and sat down next to Gu Li ostentatiously.

He looked at Cheng Xiyu with his chin propped up, and said with a smile: "Cheng Xiyu, your speed is too fast, and you don't know how to wait for me."

Cheng Xiyu twitched the corners of his mouth, did they know each other very well?

He waved his hand and said loudly: "But you don't have to feel guilty, I forgive you."

Cheng Xiyu: "..."

She is not guilty, thank you.

He asked, "What did you order?"

Cheng Xiyu was silent for a moment, then looked up at Gu Li: "Master, a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were thrown into the same pot, but they didn't speak, do you know why?"

Lu Zhixu quickly answered: "Because they can't talk!"

Gu Li glanced at him and said with a sneer, "Because they are not familiar."

Cheng Xiyu smiled and said, "Bingo, you're right, you're so smart, my lord."

Cheng Xiyu looked at Lu Zhixu pointedly: "Got it, I'm not familiar!"

The corner of Lu Zhixu's mouth twitched: "..."

Is it interesting that the two of them harmed him by singing together?

Lu Zhixu said "oh": "So that's the case, but they're all put in one pot, and they'll be cooked as they cook, don't you think so?"

Cheng Xiyu felt choked.

This guy's thick skin could be used as a city wall. She said sarcastically: "The reason why Meng Jiangnu was able to cry down the city wall is definitely because the workers forgot to put your face on."

Lu Zhixu said "Hmm", this girl's cursing is still fresh and refined as always.

He smiled, showing his little tiger teeth, looking so handsome and naughty: "Cheng Xiyu, you mean that Meng Jiangnu saw my face on the city wall, and she was deeply fascinated by me, and then she moved on. Yet?"

Cheng Xiyu: "What?!"

I have seen shameless people, I have never seen such shameless people!

"That makes sense." Lu Zhixu smiled with his eyes bent, as if there were stars in his eyes, "It's a pity, if the workers build me up, they won't have to rebuild the city wall."

Cheng Xiyu said "ah": "..."

Finally, I realized that there are people who are more narcissistic than her.

Gu Li's eyes were deep, teasing his girl in front of him, did he really think he was dead?

He raised his hand to bid farewell to a broken hair that fell on the tip of Cheng Xiyu's nose, and said softly, "Yu'er."

Cheng Xiyu was stunned for a moment. She felt the tip of her nose itching, and subconsciously raised her hand to touch it. She rolled her eyes at Gu Li in bewilderment, like a frightened rabbit, and said softly, "Huh?"

Gu Li withdrew his hand, and he said slowly: "Don't argue with an idiot, because he will bring your IQ to his level, and then use his years of experience as an idiot to defeat you."

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Calvin, let's update the chapter first