Konoha: This ninja is strong but too despicable

Shanren was panicked for a moment, and he was used to talking trash. He accidentally injured an ally.

But why does Meow Meow get extra points when he breaks defense?It shouldn’t be, it’s not just about breaking the defenses of humans, does it count as a ninja cat?

It's just that the amount added is a bit small, normally it should be 400 points...

Go! Go! Go--

Shanren shook his head. How long have you been thinking about this? Xiaomi's matters are more important!

He looked at Miaomiao. The bad news was that he had broken his defense. The good news was that he seemed to have regained a little strength after being stimulated by him.

"Split my claws, I want to split my claws from her!"

"No, is there any misunderstanding here? Maybe Xiaomi has her own reasons."

"I won't listen. I won't listen. I must separate my claws from her. I think I am also a ninja cat. I have been on the battlefield. Why should I fall on a little female cat?"

Shanren frowned and looked at him. The old cat was still acting calm now, just like a kitten. Sure enough, love can make people younger, and cats are no exception.

The old cat jumped up and jumped down from the tree,

"Ninja cats don't need females on their way to success. Shanren, please wait for my good news!"

How dare Shanren let the old cat go out by himself? He quickly said,

"No, no, no, I'll go with you. I'm afraid you might accidentally cut the lame man into pieces."

"Xuan Weng, you will take Xiaonan to a pancake shop for dinner later. There is no upper limit to the standards. You can buy her whatever she wants!

If she doesn't go bring her a copy. "

"Okay!"

Xuan Weng in the toilet responded happily.

Dusk, outside the Konoha garbage dump

Maomao looked around and said to Shanren,

"I've heard about the habit of the cat boss. He will come to the garbage dump at dusk to pick up food to eat, and then he will take the female next to him out to disturb the people."

"I said we can't hide somewhere else?"

"no!"

Shanren pinched his nose and hid with Old Cat behind a small garbage dump. The garbage dump stunk more than he imagined.

The smell of fish, rotten eggs, and some indescribable things were mixed together, and Shanren seemed to see the appearance of the underworld in a trance.

"If you use this thing to make a stink bomb, it should be a good ninja tool..."

Shanren was talking to himself when he was pressed down by the old cat's paw.

"Shh, that guy is here."

Shanren was chewing shit, and there was something sticky on his face. He quickly got up and wiped it off with his sleeves.

"It's okay, this is shit. It's okay, this is shit."

The old cat was completely unmoved and stared straight ahead.

The leader was the bully cat, with a round body, yellow and black stripes, and a somewhat ferocious face, a bit like a leopard's face.

Shanren was shocked. Isn't this thing a Pasila cat? It's really a rarity in the ninja world. Does anyone really dare to raise this thing?

I think the original owner did not die while performing a mission, but was bitten to death by him.

Xiaomi followed the cat bully, and his behavior seemed a bit intimate. They were still talking about something, and four female cats followed behind him. They were of different breeds and each had their own charm.

The old cat looked excited and jumped up directly.

When all the cats saw Meow Meow, they were all stunned, with Xiao Mi having the biggest reaction.

The old cat was angry: "Meow!"

Xiaomi panicked: "Meow——"

Cat bully taunted: "Meow~"

Shanren was confused: "?"

Ah, what's the point of my coming here?

Shanren suddenly realized that he was an outsider and he couldn't understand cat talk!

Then the two cats struggled together. The old cat did not use ninjutsu. This was a purely physical fight, a battle between two males.

Both sides used the cat fist at the same time, and the fist was so fast that afterimages appeared, but the old cat was a tolerant cat, and his quality was still better than that of ordinary cats. After three rounds, the face of the cat bully was completely swollen.

Suddenly Xiaomi jumped out and stood in front of the two of them.

Xiaomi said eagerly: "Meow!"

The cat bully smiled: "Meow~"

The old cat was shocked: "Meow?!"

There was a look of shock in the old cat's eyes. Xiaomi raised a step and motioned for the old cat to follow him.

Then Xiaomi took the lead, and the old cat followed, followed by the cat bully and the four little female cats.

Although it was cat talk, Shanren looked at the cat movie in front of him and already had a youth soap opera in his mind.

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He followed the cats and came to a clearing.

Xiaomi took out a paper box from an empty water pipe. It was dotted with various beautiful flowers and plants, including four-leaf clover, large catnip, and marigolds dotted on it.

"Xiao Mi, did you say that you went to the cat bully for help because of the 233-day anniversary of our relationship?

Because he has been going back and forth between the Konoha Village grassland and the garbage dump for a long time, does he know where to find the hardest paper shells, the most beautiful flowers and the most powerful catnip? "

The old cat cried,

"I'm sorry, I wrongly blamed you, but you should have told me before. How worried you made me!"

Shanren knew that Lao Mao was telling him these words, and he didn't know whether he was trying to prevent himself from worrying or simply showing off...

The old cat looked excited, and then he threw Xiaomi down and wanted to execute her on the spot.

Shanren frowned, hey, hey, don't go crazy here.

"Meow, meow, meow -"

The cat bully raised its mouth, barked a few times, and then left.

"I'll do it again when I get home, please translate for me!"

The old cat calmed down and began to translate. Even his tone began to imitate, and his voice became a little deeper.

[Xiao Mi, cherish this male in front of you, his fists are really powerful. ]

"Wait a moment!"

Shanren was curious about the possession of the baby and couldn't help but stop him.

"Thank you for helping Xiaomi and Meowth, but I have a few questions to ask you."

"Meow~meow~"

[Humans, please ask. ]

"It is said that your lameness was caused by fighting a stray dog. Is this true?"

"Meow meow meow~meow meow meow meow~meow meow~"

[My script was lame from the beginning. Those stray dogs couldn’t compete for territory and were too proud to make false claims about me. ]

“Then do you eat garbage every day for a living?

"Meow meow~meow meow meow~meow meow meow meow~"

[How is it possible? We always sneak outside restaurants and barbecue restaurants to pick up some leftovers to eat. Sometimes the shop owners will give us some scraps. ]

"Then, is it true that you harass the villagers every day?"

"Meow meow~meow~meow meow"

[We were dealing with rats. Not only did we get meat to eat, but the villagers also gave us some snacks. ”]

"Then you and the female cat having sex every night are also fake?"

"Meow~"

["This is true"]

As he spoke, the little female cats around him came over, some rubbed their paws, and some licked their necks. The scene was very sentimental for a time.

Not to be outdone, the old cat and Xiaomi also showed off.

I rub!

Shanren broke through the defense. The show of affection between the man in front of him and the old cat was not on the same level.

This is simply King Zhou among cats and Sui Yang among beasts. Damn it, I’m so envious!