Naruto's Healing System

Huajiao is still very smart and has learned some relatively simple human words during this time, such as hungry, eating, and not full.

In addition to the vocabulary related to cooked rice, there is another one that is that one day when Huajiao wets the bed while sleeping, it also urinates on Uchiha Yan's tatami mat.

At that time, when he was about to be punished, Huajiao didn't know who he learned from, but he actually said "I love you~"

At that time, Uchiha Yan's heart softened at once.

However, under normal circumstances, Huajiao uses "meow" to deal with it, so it is not clear how many human vocabulary Uchiha dialects Huajiao has learned.

Uchiha Yan wiped his clothes with peppercorns for a long time. After stopping, he saw that peppercorns actively rubbed his head against his chest.

Not dissatisfied with it, Uchiha Yan used his hands to open the wet head of this stupid cat and scolded: "Is it dirty? Rub it with your head?"

Huajiao raised her head, the hair on her head was wet, as if it had exploded, she looked harmless, and let out a cry.

"Ba~ba~~"

The system was immediately shocked.

Wow!It really learned?

The system suddenly felt guilty.

Uchiha Yan was stunned on the spot.

Who taught it?

however.

For a moment, Huajiao shook his head violently.

The wet liquid on his head was thrown everywhere, and it also hit Uchiha Yan in the face.

Huajiao gathered strength, kicked her legs, and escaped from the arms of the shit shovel again.

slip away.

The system was dumbfounded and decisively dumped the blame.

"Host, Huajiao has learned bad things from you."

Uchiha Yan asked: "Is it possible that Sichuan pepper has bad properties?"

"Sophistry! The previous Zanthoxylum bungeanum was so soft and obedient~ It's all because of you~!"

Uchihayan didn't want to talk to the system, and walked towards the door.

Huajiao outside the door was heartlessly eating the food Shisui fed him. His ears suddenly moved and he heard the sound of the door being pulled. He quickly hid behind Zhisui, exposing half of his head.

Uchihayan raised his eyebrows when he saw Shisui.

"How did you come?"

"I bought some snacks for Zanthoxylum bungeanum." Zhishui explained, then squatted down, and stretched out his hands to Zanthoxylum bungeanum with anticipation.

It's almost successful, the Zanthoxylum bungeanum that is usually not even allowed to be touched, but this time, he didn't raise his hand, nor did he hide. Has the Zanthoxylum bungeanum been successfully captured by his little snack?

Zhishui's nose twitched, feeling the smell in the air was a bit weird, but he didn't care too much, his hand finally touched the peppercorns, and he touched it expectantly.

Why do you feel that Zanthoxylum bungeanum is damp?

Zhishui picked up the pepper in his arms contentedly, and when he got closer, he felt that the smell seemed to be stronger.

Immediately afterwards, Shisui saw Huajiao shake his head violently, and a few drops of liquid-like things were thrown on his face, as if it was raining.

Zanthoxylum bungeanum: There is still some left, and I will give it to you.

Accumulate energy ~ I kick!

Breaking away from the embrace, Huajiao ran back into the house.

Who did this little white-eyed wolf who throws his bowl after eating and drinking learn this from?

Uchiha Yan glanced at the food Shisui brought.

"I'm sorry, Zhishui, Zanthoxylum is a bit naughty."

Shisui wiped his face, put his hand in front of his nose and smelled it. Hearing Uchiha's sincere apology, and seeing that the other person's clothes were also wet, he seemed to have guessed something, and shook his head with a wry smile.

"It's okay, I'll just go back and wash up."

Uchiha Yan glanced at Shisui and walked back into the house.

In fact, this bad relationship started when Huajiao beat Shisui's crow.

Because Uchiha Yan had the habit of cutting Zaojiao's nails, the ninja crow was not beaten to death. In order to thank Zaojiao for showing mercy to his crow, the honest man Shisui fed Zaojiao a lot of food. From then on, Zaojiao also went there every now and then. Find Shisui next door for some food.

Huajiao actually trusts Shisui, but currently no one else is allowed to touch him except Sasuke and Shi Shui.

Anyone who wants to reach out to it, the older ones will beat it directly, and the younger ones will pretend to bite and scare the other party.

Uchiha Yan pushed open the bathroom door and saw Zanthoxylum sitting on the ground waiting to take a bath.

Stretched out a finger and tapped its forehead.

"You only become so well-behaved after you get into trouble."

"Meow~"

Wait until you're done taking a shower.

Uchiha Yan returned to the room, Huajiao followed behind him.

After locking the door, he walked to the window and prepared to close the curtains.

Seeing this, Huajiao quickly lay down on the ground, closed her eyes, and covered her ears with her front paws.

Unfortunately, Uchiha showed no mercy, stretched out his hand to pull apart its little claws, and then snapped his fingers.

Huajiao tilted her head, completely relaxed her body, and fell asleep in a rare lying position.

Although there is a reason.

fantasy world

Otsuki's crisis has been resolved for a long time.

This freely developing illusion world has also completely collapsed at this moment.

Uchiha Yan sighed.

It's time to say goodbye to this magical world.

With the peace in the ninja world, the task load of the ninja village has also shrunk a lot, and the ninjas naturally have no basis for survival.

Therefore, many ninjas who don't like to work and have economic acumen and vision have chosen to do business in the sea.

On this day, a vendor with a grass ninja forehead protector came to Konoha Hidden Village.

Kakashi held in his hand the collector's edition of "Intimate Violence" given to him by Jiraiya-sama for his birthday. The collection is in the archives. This is an uncut version with an autograph.

Walking leisurely, he was about to pass by, but from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the big characters on the businessman's sign.

Maybe because I saw words that were somewhat similar to a certain paragraph in the book, I couldn't help but pause for a moment, and then walked past as if nothing had happened.

After a while, Kakashi used his transformation technique to return to the stall.

"Boss, is this powerful medicine really that effective?"

"You still have to say that? I'm not bragging to you, little brother. I'm sixty-nine years old this year. I celebrated my sixtieth birthday a few years ago and gave birth to a pair of twins to my family."

Kakashi groped his chin, looking at the instructions on the medicine box with relish.

"Bring me two boxes to try first."

"Good customer, I'll give you two thousand taels as a courtesy."

Kakashi couldn't help but widen his eyes.

"So expensive?"

"You get what you pay for! If I sell you ten taels, would you dare to buy it? You won't be afraid that you won't be able to afford it."

Kakashi thought about it, it made sense, and when he was about to leave after paying the bill, he saw a medicine box with familiar characters beside him.

"development……"

Kakashi took a look at the medicine box and said, "Secondary development medicine?"

"Is it the effect I thought it would be?"

The stall owner asked wretchedly, "What do you think?"

Kakashi couldn't help but think of his good gay friend.

"Take two boxes... Forget it, let's take three boxes." Two boxes won't cure Kai.

"The sincere benefit is nine thousand taels." The boss said with a smile.

Kakashi:  …

After paying the money with a look of pain on his face, he turned around and left.

The stall owner continued to use the transformation technique maintained by Chakra, and looked at Kakashi's back and muttered in a low voice: "Kakashi, why can't you have a girlfriend before? Could it be that the intimacy series I wrote is not good for young people? Is it so dangerous?"

A white-haired old man: I can't blame me for selling fake medicines, it's because the industry is too profitable.

After completely helping his wife pay off his gambling debts, he hasn't seen meat in the dishes for three days.

Uchiha Yan watched the entire process from a distance.

There are not a few wools left in this illusion world.

My little niece, whom I watched grow up, has also reached the age of falling in love.

Itachi has not yet given birth to human cubs with Quan.

Although Zanthoxylum bungeanum has become a ninja beast, it is too old to walk at the moment.

This world is full of pain, don't let it go.

The appearance of Huajiao at the moment reminded Uchiha Yan.

I don’t know if Zanthoxylum bungeanum can cultivate natural energy and become an immortal?