Naruto's Healing System

Seeing that Sasuke seemed to be waiting for him to come back together, Uchiha said: "You go back first, I'll go buy some toys for Zanthoxylum, it should lose weight."

Seeing Sasuke nodding, Uchiha Yan walked in the direction of the pet shop.

Passing by a bookstore, there was a promotional banner advertising Intimate Paradise hanging at the door.

"Host~ You should also go in and take a look. There may be books you like~ such as Kissing Heaven~"

"Don't go."

"Aren't you curious about the contents of the book~?"

"Not curious."

"Okay~" The system was a little disappointed.

Uchiha Yan bought a cat teasing stick and a small rubber ball, and also bought some low-calorie food.

Although Zanthoxylum bungeanum usually eats food other than egg yolks, the rest of the calories are not very high, but Zanthoxylum bungeanum can’t be eaten anymore. Now that it’s getting bigger, it’s all cooked in a pot.

There is no need to cook the things you bought, just boil them in boiling water.

When passing by the bookstore again, I saw a white-haired man looking around for a while, and then walked into the bookstore after finding no acquaintances.

The system does not forget its original intention and racks its brains to try to convince the host.

"Host~ Do you know why Kazi's one Sharingan took ten years, but Danzang's ten Sharingan took less than a day?"

"Kazi? Why?"

"It's because Kazi is always eye-catching! The host should also buy a copy~"

Uchiha words: ...

It seems to make sense.

Seeing something interesting, the system quickly added: "The host can also buy a copy for parents and relatives, and raise their kaleidoscope~Maybe it can also relieve blindness~"

Uchiha Yan's mouth twitched.

"System, I am young, not young-minded..."

"Uh~ This~ buy one~"

Uchiha Yan sighed: "Okay."

Uchiha Yan turned into an adult, went to the bookstore and bought a copy of Intimate Heaven and threw it into the system space.

After walking out of the bookstore, the transformation technique will be released.

At this time, a voice came from behind.

"Hey, has such a young kid started reading this kind of book?"

Uchihayan turned his head to look at the head of the white-haired brush, and explained in a flat tone: "I bought it for others."

Kakashi clasped his head with his index finger, seeing the indifferent look on the kid's face, he really didn't look like someone who would read this kind of book.

"Who did you buy it for? Don't lie, or I will tell your head teacher." Kakashi threatened with a gloomy face.

"You don't need to worry about it." Uchiha turned around and left.

"This brat." Kakashi was about to step forward when a green figure grabbed his neck.

"Kakashi, let's have a youthful and passionate exchange!"

"No, I'm not free." Kakashi struggled for a moment, and said helplessly after finding no results: "Okay."

"Oh! It's burning!"

Then passers-by around saw a white-haired ninja walking in place for a long time.

Passers-by watched curiously.

Anbu ninja couldn't help but stop when they passed by.

"What is the captain doing?"

Another Anbu ninja frowned and said, "Captain, is... hit by an illusion? But, whose illusion is so powerful? Didn't even notice it with the captain's rich experience?"

There are more and more passers-by and ninjas watching.

"Is this the famous Sharingan Kakashi in the ninja world? What is he doing?"

Among them, a task entruster from another village curiously asked the ninja beside him.

The Konoha jonin said with some embarrassment: "Senior Kakashi must have fallen into an illusion."

"As expected of Konoha, where geniuses and powerhouses emerge in endlessly, even elite ninjas like Kakashi can be recruited." The task entruster sighed.

The Jonin quickly echoed: "Ah, yes, yes, especially the Yuhihong Junin in our village. She can be promoted to Jnin just by relying on illusion. It is conceivable how powerful her illusion is. If you have other requests that you need to issue Friends, you must recommend them to Konoha."

The negative impact of the Danzo incident on Konoha is simply too great. As a result, there are very few task entrusters who come to Konoha to issue tasks.

The person who commissioned this mission just released an A-level escort mission that might encounter bandits and ninjas on the way, and a lot of Konoha jounin came to fight for it.

The village has now reached the point where chuunin are taking on D-rank missions.

The disgusting Danzo is not even worthy of placing his ashes in the Memorial Monument, but a small grave was built not far away. Some children who regard Konoha Shirato as a hero are so childish that they even went to pee there.

The three generations of adults simply stabilized the situation and asked the daimyo to allocate funds to maintain the daily expenses of the village.

The village occasionally releases several A-level missions to exterminate bandits in the Land of Fire to maintain a stable income for some ninjas.

Sarutobi Hirazan's methods are indeed very good, not only to restore the image, but also to make Konoha's ninjas appreciate him.

……

The onlookers saw that Kakashi's footsteps had finally stopped, thinking that he had lifted the illusion.

Then I saw Kakashi suddenly twisting his butt and engaging in air rock, paper, scissors.

Everyone's jaws dropped.

"I didn't expect Captain Kakashi to have such a side."

"Tsk, tsk, destroy the three views, destroy the three views."

Seeing the client's staring eyes, a certain jounin said awkwardly: "I didn't expect Kakashi-senpai to have such an approachable side..."

Kakashi looked at Kai with dead fish eyes and said, "You win this time."

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt the scene around him change rapidly.

Back to reality, looking at the crowd.

Kakashi: ?

With a look of astonishment and a bit of helplessness in the face of everyone's pointing fingers, Kakashi sweat broke out on his forehead.

Anbu stepped forward with a tangled face: "Captain Kakashi, it's not that we don't want to help you unlock the illusion, but that we tried to disturb your chakra, but it didn't work..."

……

Uchiha Yan took out the small ball and threw it in front of Huajiao, then squatted down to let it pick it up.

Huajiao stretched out its claws impatiently and pulled it. With a "bang", the ball exploded.

Then he sat on the ground and stared at the food in the bag without blinking.

Uchihayan squinted his eyes involuntarily, looking at the nails that Huajiao had carefully hidden.

It grew quite fast, and it didn't take long to finish cutting it.

He took out the cucumber, broke it open, took a bite, and passed the remaining half towards the peppercorns.

Huajiao sniffed his nose, and continued to stare at other food.

Listening to the keeper chewing cucumbers, Huajiao finally couldn't hold back her curiosity and ran over.

Uchiha Yan waited for the pepper to approach, and scooped it up.

"Cut your nails before eating."

"Meow~!" Huajiao twisted and struggled.

Seeing this, Uchiha Yan took out a clip, pinched the back of Hanajiao Destiny's neck and clamped it.

Huajiao hung her limbs obediently, letting the shit-sweeping officer control her helplessly.

Nails must be cut, otherwise Huajiao thinks that playing around will seriously injure or kill some animals, such as Shisui's ninja crow. If there were nails last time, the ninja crow would not be as simple as being injured.

After cutting the nails, Uchihayan took out the cat teasing stick and teased Zanthoxylum, trying to divert Zanthoxylum's attention.

Huajiao reacted quickly, stretched out her claws and hit the feather, but unfortunately her nails couldn't reach it and she couldn't catch it.

Huajiao lay on the ground, her ears drooped, feeling a little disappointed.

Stop playing.