Pirate: I only come here for three things!
174 Fried Chicken Nuggets Happy Water Old Movies
Towards Kozuki Oden, Kurotan Orochi's attitude is: Die! Toward Kozuki Momonosuke, Kurotan Orochi's attitude is: Die!
So, what is the attitude of such a guy towards Kozuki Sukiyaki?
The prison where Kozuki Sukiyaki was imprisoned was built at the bottom of his palace, and three meals a day were delivered on time.
Today, Kozuki Sukiyaki looked haggard, sitting on the tatami with a tissue and wiping tears. His eyes were a little erratic, and the dark circles under his eyes were shockingly large.
"Ah, this is gone?" Kozuki Sukiyaki turned to the end, looking at the four unfinished characters at the end of the manga "I was reincarnated as the first-generation Kanazuki Shogun, but I only like farming" in my hand, and I was thinking. The long-lasting emotion came to an abrupt end, and the tears in his eyes were forced to hold back.
"How on earth did the First Master deal with the ghost clan!" He stopped at a wonderful point, and Kouzuki Sukiyaki felt depressed. He drank up the coke in his hand and picked up the uneaten Colonel's chicken nuggets on the plate. Just as I was chewing on it, I realized it was a little cold.
Kozuki Sukiyaki spit out the chicken nuggets he had eaten, and then shook the red rope in the room - the other end of the red rope was connected to a duty room with people on call 24 hours a day, and Heitan Orochi has only one purpose in setting up this duty room.
Try to satisfy the needs of the old guy inside.
Although he can't leave here for a step, whenever the old man has something to do, Black Carbon Orochi will question these people.
In the last month alone, Kozuki Sukiyaki bought the latest toy figures from the West Sea, a new electric model from the North Sea... A few days ago, he became obsessed with the strange comics drawn by a cartoonist in his country, and ordered someone to give them to him. The cartoonist named Oda offered a reward of 5 million Baileys...
Soon, a familiar voice came from the entrance.
"My lord, what are your orders?"
Kozuki Sukiyaki wiped his hands with his mouth and stuffed this comic into his bookshelf that was already full to the wall. Responded: "Bring me a small Colonel's Chicken Nuggets and a cup of Fat Boy's Happy Water."
"Because your body fat exceeded the standard during your physical examination last month, His Highness Kutan-no-Orochi ordered us not to provide you with greasy food every night..." The voice over there was hesitant. The weight of Tsuki Sukiyaki has increased over the years. There is a trend of reverse development. Although Heitan Orochi spent a lot of money and effort to open up a space for him indoors specifically for fitness, this man rarely visited it after it was built. If it weren't for professional staff to take care of it every three days, that area would probably have a thick layer of dust by now.
"But it's only 21 o'clock!" Kozuki Sukiyaki questioned. "Is the food provided at 21 o'clock a midnight snack?"
You have just used this method! Can you change it to another one?
The guy on that side finally chose to compromise, just like before. "Then we will prepare your third dinner for you... Is there anything else you need? Sir."
"(Chicken nuggets) should be less flour-coated, and add ice to the Coke." Kozuki Sukiyaki picked up the half-eaten chicken nuggets that had cooled down, and threw them into the trash can along with the finished Coke cup.
"Okay, please wait a moment."
Kozuki Sukiyaki hung up the phone, and after some selection, he looked at the new movie and his favorite "Puppet Girls Can't Get Hurt" and chose the new movie.
After the projection snail was inserted into the cassette, Kazikaz's started spinning.
With his old spirit in his sight, he walked over and lay down on the luxurious couch in the middle of the room not far away. Ge You lay down and clicked the start button of the projection snail remote control panel.
The old black and white picture quality seems to be the batch that was deliberately aged? Kozuki Sukiyaki looked at the blurry picture quality and felt a little strange.
No, this is an old movie. It's just that this movie just appeared in front of me today. After seeing that the producer was a producer called Red Sun, Kozuki Sukiyaki realized this. This is a film producer that went bankrupt while he was still in power...
When his father was still alive, this film producer received a lot of subsidies from the Kingdom of Wano, and the films it produced were all old-fashioned films about samurai spirit and dedication that some audiences didn't like to watch. After he took office, he decisively cut off the film producer's subsidies.
Then, like many other old companies of his era, this movie producer went bankrupt when it needed to, and reorganized when it needed to.
His head hurt when he looked at the shabby picture quality, but the video tape had already been stuffed into the projection snail. If he wanted to change the movie, he had to walk over, open the snail again, and choose a new one from his dazzling array of movies. Movies to watch...
He doesn't want to waste this effort now, he just wants to lie down now.
Just old movies, just old movies, and then change the video tapes when I got up to get chicken nuggets and Coke.
The movie continues to play.
Like many movies with the main theme of that era, there are some rustic but catchy music and exaggerated acting expressions. Due to imperfect recording equipment, there will be an abrupt sizzling sound at the end of some dialogues...
The story is also cliché. It tells the story of the general of Wano who persuaded the ethnic minorities who originally lived in Wano to develop Wano together...
Now the story has just begun. The hot-blooded and righteous samurai of the Kozuki family have just embarked on a journey and met a stupid, red-blooded ghost clan. After a quarrel, the two got to know each other as happy enemies, and defeated the attacking big and beautiful snow girl sister...
"Ding dong..."
Is the food delivery so fast today?
Kozuki Sukiyaki was a little surprised. All he wanted was some junk food, but the producers were all gold-medal chefs hired by Heitan Orochi with great effort. Although asking them to fry chicken nuggets is indeed overkill...but he is very aware of the urinary nature of those so-called masters and they cannot grasp the essence of fast food at all. Even with junk food like chicken nuggets, the two of them are always trying to make fun of it. It takes a long time every time.
"Sir, your dinner has arrived."
"Come on, come on!" Kozuki Sukiyaki climbed up from the sofa without wearing socks, and wiped the greasy corners of his mouth with his clothes.
Sure enough, let's watch "Puppet Girls Can't Get Hurt" later...
The movie he is watching now is too old. It has already been three minutes since the beginning of the movie, but the first small conflict has not broken out in the entire movie. It is a completely straight narrative, with no conflicts shown at all.
This kind of old-school movie, which is based on the ridiculous joke about the unity of the country of Wano, can't find any redeeming qualities except for the very eye-catching Snow actress.
Not as good as my doll wife at all...
He opened the food delivery door.
Even this door specially used for delivering food has two doors inside and outside, and according to what I learned from the guy who delivered the food, there is even a third door outside... In other words, although I can open the door inside, there is no door outside. It is absolutely impossible to break through. Under such tight defense, he clearly realized that there was no way he could escape easily, and Kozuki Sukiyaki didn't have the iron-cutting skills of his son.
He can't even beat a chicken.
Besides, what can you do if you escape? It is better to believe in the wisdom of future generations. Some people said that Kozuki Oden probably died overseas, or simply chose not to come back, but as a father, he knew his silly son very well.
Unlike himself, who is obsessed with dolls and two-dimensional cartoons, he is a real guy who sticks to his ideals. No matter how his ideals are, they are always reflected in his own country and his own people.
Did you really forget your roots after going to sea for a few years?
He doesn't believe it, he believes that his child will eventually return as a king. At that time, it didn't matter that the black charcoal snake threatened his own children... he would just commit suicide if he couldn't survive enough. Well, well, what should I do with the house full of dolls now...
If you are lucky, you can see the sunshine outside...
He must tell his silly son the big secret that has been passed down from generation to generation in his family.
The secret about Hades...
The door opened and a muscular guy stood behind the door.
He is extremely tall and burly, with black hair shawl, and a pair of long horns like the horns of a ceratopsian. At this time, he was wearing red and white clothes of a waiter and employee. In his hand was the Colonel's Chicken Nuggets and Coke that Kozuki Sukiyaki ordered.
"Kaido? Are you injured?"
Kozuki Sukiyaki knew Kaido. On that night, it was he who defeated Hanagawa Ryu, who had been guarding him for many years and was once the number one swordsman in Wano. And then assisted Heitan Orochi to take the position of acting general. It was precisely because of his sudden entry into Wano that he transformed from a general into a retired uncle who drank Coke every day.
And in his own memory, the guy who left a deep impression on him now has a very strong and lingering herbal smell on his body. His face was very pale.
What kind of guy could inflict such heavy damage on such a strong man?
Out of nowhere, a name popped into his head and he couldn't get it out of his mind. His child, who had been at sea for who knows how many years and whose martial arts surpassed Wano Country, was his own... Kozuki Oden, the former Daimyo of Kuri in Wano Country.
"Yes, I was injured and had something to do with you."
He waved the fried chicken and Coke in his hand.
"It's not easy to come in. Can you let me come in? The Black Carbon Orochi has always been very guarded against me in this regard... I never found a chance to meet you again after that night."
"But aren't you coming in now?"
"The method is not very honorable... If Black Carbon Orochi finds out, our relationship will probably be very delicate."
Kozuki Sukiyaki's eyes suddenly lit up.
"Now I have paralyzed all the security measures here, just to see you. The time is about an hour..." Kaido said.
This is an opportunity that comes to your door. Although I don’t know what kind of gap has developed between the pirate named Kaido and the black charcoal snake, there is no doubt that now is my opportunity to show off my talents!
Among the few jobs he has, the thing that takes the most time is receiving foreign dignitaries. It has been locked up for several years now, but the feel has not changed.
Kozuki Sukiyaki immediately took the food in his hand.
"Sit there, sit inside! I don't know what you are here for! But you are here as a guest!"
He accidentally grabbed Kaido's big hand and forced him inside. Then he pulled him into the sofa inside and sat down.
"I'll bring you some water right away."
Kozuki Sukiyaki sat down like this with flowing water. When he got up, he realized that there was no water here. So he picked up the Coke paper cup that he had just finished drinking, and divided half of the Coke that Kaido had just brought into his own cup, and it was considered a drink. I opened two more bags of potato chip peripherals that I had been reluctant to open, co-branded with my favorite dolls.
"Come on, come on, you're welcome. Treat this place as your own home."
Coke, fried chicken nuggets, potato chips.
Although it was a bit weird, a table of food was put on the table. Kozuki Sukiyaki sat across from him, his eyes full of excitement.
"...Sorry to trouble you." Kaido didn't know whether it was okay or not.
"I'm here to ask a few questions and I hope you can answer them."
secret?
Pluto?
Regarding Pluto's issue, Kozuki Sukiyaki knew that he would definitely fight him, but it would not be good to refuse him directly. He now desperately needs channels to understand the external situation. Even the movies and comics he is watching now have been checked by someone in advance, and they do not contain any valid information about the current situation. And when his request to read the newspaper was passed on, Heitan Orochi gave him the processed weekly magazine about selling newspapers...
Damn it, I simply look down on the second dimension!
"It just so happens that I also need some information from the outside world, and with all due respect to Mr. Kaido, we don't actually have the necessary trust in each other, do we?"
"……Is such that."
He was telling the truth, and Kaido realized that if he wanted to quickly get the answer he wanted from him, he had to find a way.
"I have a proposal. I don't know what you think about it, Kaido - we ask each other a question, and then we exchange it with each other. How about it? Of course, to show sincerity, I will answer your question first, and then you will answer it. mine."
This is of course to get outside information from Kaido.
It doesn't matter if it's false information. If he is really a spy sent by Black Carbon Orochi, some information will be exposed...
"can."
Kaido agreed.
"Then let me ask my first question... Was the geographical environment of Wano Country like it is now in a long, long time ago?"
Did he know something?
Kozuki Sukiyaki was a little nervous.
At this time, the sound of the projection snail was a little loud——
"I am invincible!"
It was like the voice of the idiot, but extremely optimistic ghost clan in the movie.
"...No, some changes have taken place."
"How long ago did that change?" Kaido asked.
"Is this the second question? Now it's my turn to ask." Kozuki Sukiyaki stopped the question before continuing.
"It's my turn to ask the next question. What kind of conflict happened between you and the Black Carbon Orochi?"
He must first waste an opportunity to ask questions to confirm the true position of the other party.
And this tests his ability to recognize people.
However, he is very confident in his ability to recognize people.
Kaido was silent for a while.
"The alliance between us is about to fail."
He gave this answer.
And Kozuki Sukiyaki also relied on his own experience to instantly realize that he was telling the truth!
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