Invincible from Konoha's booth

Chapter 4 I have a friend

If it were any other Sannin, whether it was Orochimaru or Tsunade, none of the ninjas present would dare to joke like this.

But Jiraiya was the same as Namikaze Minato. Both master and disciple were equally easy to get along with and had no airs.

Although the lustful immortal was cursing, he didn't really mean to get angry.

"Don't worry, Jiraiya-sama. The beer and dried tofu will be here soon. The skewers will have to wait a while."

Maple Moon Jade also immediately arranged for Kakashi to bring draft beer and dried tofu up first.

"Ton ton ton~~~"

As soon as the draft beer came, Jiraiya drank half of it in one breath.

"Ah~ It feels so comfortable. This bite is so satisfying."

He drank more than half a glass of beer in one go, then exhaled and stuffed a few slices of dried tofu into his mouth.

As a veteran of Hokage, the future literary giant, the prince's guide, and the super licking dog, Jiraiya Sage has a rich nightlife.

Sometimes I have to hide during the day to collect materials, and only dare to walk openly on the street at night.

After a few months of going back and forth, he became a loyal user of the barbecue stall, and he can be regarded as the one with the highest status at the Feng Yue Jade barbecue stall.

"Master Jiraiya, were you beaten by Tsunade-sama again?"

It was naturally impossible for Namikaze Minato to turn a blind eye to his master.

Looking at the bruises on his face, it was obvious that Jiraiya had just been beaten, and only Tsunade Hime had this strength.

(⊙o⊙)!

"Ah, these are not Minato and Kushina, it turns out you two are here too hahahaha."

Jiraiya didn't know if he really didn't see it or if he was pretending, he held his head and laughed twice.

He didn't answer Minato's question, and he seemed to be trying to muddle through.

"Master Jiraiya."

Kushina greeted politely.

Minato looked troubled, he held his forehead and said nothing, as if everything was silent.

"Minato, Kushina, sit down quickly. I haven't seen you Minato for a long time."

However, Jiraiya's mood did not seem to be affected by the bruises on his face. He happily invited the two of them to be by his side, and then shouted to Maple Moon Jade.

"Boy Maple Moon, I will pay for Minato and Kushina's barbecue tonight. Let's have four more draft beers and hurry up on the skewers. Let's catch up on old times later."

"Okay, okay, I'll be fine soon."

Maple Moon Jade quickly brought the cooked barbecue to Kakashi.

Jiraiya, Namikaze Minato, Kakashi, three generations of masters and disciples, neatly arranged, if you include the prince, they are four generations of masters and disciples.

The four generations of masters and apprentices produced three Hokage, which can be regarded as a characteristic of Konoha.

Time passed quickly, and it was already late at night before I knew it. Most of the ninjas eating barbecue had already dispersed, and there were still some who were drunk and staggering around.

Jiraiya was in high spirits today, completely ignoring the murderous look in Kushina's eyes (?_?).

Minato and I ate and drank together, one draft beer after another. Although the alcohol content of the beer was not high, it couldn't stop the two of them from drinking too much.

At this moment, the faces of the two masters and disciples were already flushed, and they were obviously drunk and unconscious.

Men tend to lose control of their mouths when they drink too much.

Just like after Jiraiya drank half a glass of draft beer in one breath, he began to talk endlessly about his glorious love history.

As well as the study of art, of course the largest section is about Tsunade.

When it comes to licking a dog, the most important thing is to be happy. ┐('~`;)┌

Jiraiya did a very good job in this regard. No matter how much Tsunade-hime tortured him, he still persisted in licking him.

He can be called a role model in the dog licking world. It makes me cry to death. ?_?

Minato started to let himself go now, laughing along with Jiraiya's color jokes.

Neither of them noticed that Kushina's face beside them became increasingly ugly.

┐(─__─)┌~~( ̄へ ̄)~~(?_?)

"Bang bang~~"

With two punches, Kushina hit Minato on the head, hitting him so hard that stars appeared in his eyes.

"You are drunk Minato, Jiraiya-sama, Minato and I are leaving first, you can enjoy it slowly."

"Oh, hahaha, go Kushina."

This moment made Jiraiya sober up, and he quickly waved his hands and said.

After Kushina dragged Minato away who didn't know whether he was drunk or fainting.

Jiraiya didn't know whether he was talking to himself or to Maple Moon Jade.

"Sa, Minato is so lucky to meet a good woman like Kushina."

Maple Moon Jade also nodded in agreement, agreeing that Kushina was a good woman.

But was Jiraiya sure he didn't say this because he saw the shadow of Tsunade Hime in her behavior just now?

Maple Yueyu said she didn’t quite understand the world of dog licking.

Now the barbecue stall business is almost coming to an end, and everything that needs to be cleaned up has almost been cleaned up. l

Maple Moon Jade and Kakashi can also have some free time. The old rule is to let Kakashi go back and rest first at this time. After all, he is still just a child.

I still have a conscience. As a boss, I still take good care of Kakashi, who is a worker.

"Hey, Maple Moon kid, come over and chat with me."

Apparently Jiraiya didn't find it interesting to drink alone.

In fact, it was fine at first, but just now I had Minato as my companion, and now I feel a little boring if I am allowed to drink alone.

"kindness……"

Maple Yuetama responded, it was free now anyway, it would be nice to chat, then she walked over to Jiraiya and sat down.

"Jiraiya-sama, I'm just a child. If you talk to me about some inappropriate topics..."

"Why, aren't you willing to listen?"

"That's not the case. I would like to increase the intensity and not think that I can't let go since I'm still a child."

"Hahahaha, you little devil, your temper is just to my liking."

Jiraiya burst out laughing at Maple Moon's words, then looked up at the night sky and said:

"Boy, let me ask you a question. I have a friend who likes a female ninja. She has a hot temper and her lover passed away a few years ago.

And my friend will make her angry whenever he comes into contact with her. Although the relationship is good, it is more like a friendship or a family relationship.My friend is very troubled, how to please her. "

"Hehehe... Then I would like to ask, Master Jiraiya, have you, my friend, ever reflected on your own problems?

For example, your usual behavior, the language you speak, etc., is there anything that makes the female ninja dislike you?

After all, kunoichi is also a woman. Women are creatures that always like people who make her happy. "

Seeing through but not telling is the essence.As a gold medal lecturer who is proficient in human nature, Maple Yueyu naturally knows that when someone says that I have a friend, he is most likely referring to himself.

Not to mention that I knew the plot, and I could figure it out with my toenails, so it was me who was talking about it.

It's just that he wasn't with Tsunade until the end.

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