I don't have a system but I have a hammer

I don't know if it's because the word "compassionate" is too abrupt, but not only was the magician not moved, but he turned his cold face up with a mocking expression...

"This self-talk, Mr. Madman himself will believe it, right? If you have really met my husband, you should at least know his name?"

well?It seems that I did not ask people's names at the time, but it doesn't matter because I have...

"Video, do you want to watch it?"

Without waiting for the magician to nod, I met her almost dull gaze, called up the video in the communicator, and played the video of me and the bearded man at that time...

Of course, it was edited...

Otherwise, if the woman in front of her knew that the husband she had worked so hard to find had cheated on an alien woman, I wonder if she would collapse on the spot...

But now she doesn't seem to be doing well...

That's right, not long after the video was broadcast, the magician, who was still full of sluggish eyes, was like a frog who failed to court a mate in the wild. With a "wow", all the emotions accumulated for many years burst out at once, and at the same time wept with joy, There is also a faint sense of relief...

Seeing that she was agitated, I estimated that the wailing would last at least a few minutes, so I patted her on the shoulder pretending to be consoling, and was about to say a few more words of heart-to-heart confession, but unexpectedly, Lei's out-of-focus Rene...

"You... woo woo... why... woo woo... didn't you tell me earlier... woo woo... I would have come here if I had known earlier..."

Facing her sobbing afterthought, I couldn't help curling my lips, then raised my head, poured half of the food in the can into my mouth, and gave a vague explanation while chewing...

"Even if I tell you...baji...would you believe it...baha...that's right...baji...why don't you suspect...baha...is this video synthetic?"

Hearing this, she stopped crying, took a deep breath, suppressed the excitement in her heart, and swallowed the saliva produced when she burst into crying, while wiping her tears with her shoulders, she nodded heavily...

"I did have doubts, but you don't know, I watch his previous videos every night, because only in this way can I fall asleep peacefully, so whether it's his voice, way of speaking, or mantra, I'm all too familiar , it is impossible to fake..."

"Even if he is full of beards in the video, and even looks like a savage, like a homeless man, I have no doubt that he is my husband! It's just..."

At the same time as her words paused, she suddenly lowered her head in distress and sobbed softly...

"He's lost weight, and his voice has become hoarse. It's hard to imagine how he survived alone in Weixing, and how he got to this point..."

As soon as the topic changed, she suddenly raised her head, with a charming look of prayer in her eyes...

"Crazy...Mr. Crazy, I am ashamed of my behavior just now, but at the same time, I beg you, can you tell me more about him, because I...I...I miss him so much, woo woo woo~ woo Woooo~"

Seeing the magician start to burst into tears as he spoke, the corners of my eyes twitched, and I quickly responded with a smile...

"Haha, of course it's no problem, but I'll declare in advance, because I only had a brief contact with him at the time, so I can only talk about what I saw and heard, and the rest I will..."

Although she didn't say the second half of the sentence, she obviously understood what I meant, so she shook her head to express her indifference, and there was even a little expectation in her eyes...

"It's okay, just say it..."

Since people don't care, then I naturally don't care, and a stand-up comedy came on the spot...

its name is...

"Open Your Mouth"

.........

It was already the early morning of the second day when I returned to the offshore drilling base. To show my sincerity, I freed the magician's hands and feet. However, to prevent her from escaping, I still put on energy handcuffs on her...

The reason for using it is also very simple...

"I only have one life, I am not afraid of you escaping, but I am afraid of you teleporting me into space..."

Although she seemed to have some doubts, it was obvious that her husband was more important, so she did not refute my approach, but expressed her gratitude...

"Mr. Madman, I am very grateful for everything you have done, so after meeting my lover, I will tell you a secret about the alliance..."

In fact, even if she didn't say it, I already knew what this so-called secret is through the eyes of the man of destiny, and it is the key thing that the alliance is currently studying...

Kiss of Bagshas!

Be careful, don't think that the word "kiss" is a good thing, in fact it is very dangerous...

Let me talk about the origin of Bagshas first...

Bagshas, ​​one of the old masters in the Cthulhu mythology system, is a gelatinous creature with countless pairs of eyes and mouths, and is called "the drowning person" by some young people with strange beliefs. "Space Fillers"…

According to the "Book of Eibon", this guy came from the dark abyss at the edge of the universe, and belonged to a parasite race called "The Drowned"...

And in the book "Water God Ketayat", the spell to summon Bagshas is recorded...

Of course, no normal person would summon Bagshas, ​​because the price would be a sacrifice or victim...

If there is no sacrifice, it will leave with the summoner, otherwise, after getting the sacrifice, it "may" respond to some requests from the summoner...

In terms of ability, it is relatively conventional. Bagshas can resurrect the dead through kissing, and control them to execute their own orders, and find sacrifices and food for themselves...

The weakness is light, and it is precisely because of its fear of light that it needs a large number of undead slaves...

Of course, the above are just the sayings in the Cthulhu mythology, but the Alliance dared to use the name of an old ruler as the code name of a key thing, which in itself has already explained its strength...

That's right, the "Bagshas' Kiss" that the alliance is now intensively researching is actually a mind-controlling drug that can penetrate the human body through the skin...

The delivery method is even simpler, artificial rainfall, polluted water sources, or even direct airdrops...

Although it sounds scary, I know from the memories of other hosts that the research and development progress of the alliance is very slow, and it has just been put into research for a short time, so it is difficult for them to complete the work before I return to Earth...