I don't have a system but I have a hammer

After that, things were easy, I picked up a new bottle of ether...uh...the previous bottle broke...then rode a three-wheeled electric tricycle and came as promised...

It’s been a long time since I’ve had a private date with a single woman. It would be a lie to say I’m not nervous, but I’m not the only one who is attracted by this sweetness that I haven’t seen for a long time...

The encounter between me and her was originally due to fate. The first good impression is like the shoes and socks of the homeless in the box. It has quietly spread slowly in the hearts of both parties who long for warmth, constantly exuding the fragrance of love, teasing slightly. throbbing heartstrings...

So my meeting with her today has been going on for a long time, and it is also logical, and it is an involuntary two-way attraction...

I looked at the beautiful woman in front of me who was dazzled by love and completely unconscious... um... smiled.

"Okay... let's start working!"

I put on the gloves first, and then drove her suv to quickly drift outward on the bridge. Looking at the clearly visible brake marks on the bridge, I nodded slightly to express my satisfaction...

Then put her into the main driving position, fasten her seat belt to fix it, and destroy the built-in lock at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, I took the pre-prepared water-soluble thread and a large group of stuffing mixed with dried shiitake mushrooms, dried bananas, dried vermicelli, etc....all out.

After that, I first bound the feet of the beautiful lady to the gas pedal with a water-soluble thread, and then used a lot of filler to fill the gap between the gas pedal and her legs...

That's right, as you might have guessed, when I filled the entire gas pedal with the last lump of stuffing, the car slowly started to move!

Then I hurriedly turned the steering wheel and quickly jumped out from the co-pilot...

thump!

I opened a bag of potato chips calmly, looked back at the sinking SUV, and my heart was extremely complicated.

It seems to be my youth that has passed away for a long time, or it seems to be a filler that gradually soaks in hair and will eventually dissolve in water, or maybe it is that I am not worthy of having a home at all...

In short, the fire of love that I had just ignited was completely submerged by... this small river that I don't know how deep it is...

"Ding, do you want to activate the champion coaching system!"

"Ding, do you want to activate the champion coaching system!"

"Ding…"

"Ding…"

Like my submerged love, the jingle in my head reminds me that it's time to leave...

What about the follow-up... I went to the Internet cafe twice more in the name of the proprietress who bought dry goods from me and forgot to give the money.

After that, I found an excuse to go home and take care of the children and resigned from the store. After finishing everything, I left that small town with a little reluctance...

In such a small place with no news, only a good start and a good end can avoid arousing suspicion...

Hmm... But at that time, the systems I encountered were relatively easy to solve, but the appearance of the next target made me understand what it means to be truly terrifying!

At that time, aimlessly, with two bags of snacks and only 685 yuan in cash, I went to the next destination, which was... a mountain?

To be precise, it should be a tourist attraction occupied by large and small temples, Taoist temples, and nunneries...

Everyone must be curious, why did I come to this kind of place, um... It's not to alleviate the guilt in my heart... To be honest, I don't have much guilt...

It's just to verify some of my guesses... About some rumors I overheard in the bathing center...

"Hey, you don't even know the master I met, but it's amazing, if it wasn't for him, I might have stepped into the grave by now!"

"Tell me, tell me..."

"Haha... Don't look at that master who is only in his early 30s, but his skills are amazing!"

"Is it so mysterious..."

"... "

Probably the above things, the things of ghosts and ghosts, for people like me who have had a system, it is not too surprising, but what really surprises me is...

This guy is too generous!

It's easy to be dragged to the laboratory for research on things like this that are well-known to passers-by...

Well, let me tell you what I know.

This tourist attraction is a hill with dense vegetation. Due to the many ancient tombs and deserted tombs, it has been called the Meimei Mountain by the nearby villagers a long time ago!

There are a few small villages around the foot of the mountain, and the villagers... can be considered simple, after all, they were quite enthusiastic when I went there.

As I said about the enthusiasm, the menu they provided cooled down half of the enthusiasm in my heart. In the end, I could only buy some steamed buns on the side of the road and eat some snacks to satisfy my hunger...

Climbing a mountain is a very tiring thing, and so is finding someone. However, the nearby villagers all know that there is a living fairy living on the mountain, so under the skillful gossip divination by the aunt at the entrance of the village, I managed to find the place where the target person is. Taoist temple!

The target person is a young and promising strange person. I heard that he was just a vagrant abandoned by his parents when he was a child. Later, he was kindly taken in by a Taoist priest, so he settled down in the Taoist temple, serving tea and pouring water all the time. odd jobs...

As the saying goes, no adventures, no surprises!

Once, when he went down the mountain to buy medicine for his master, he accidentally fell into a bottomless ancient tomb cave, and then fell into a coma for two days and two nights. By the time the villagers found him, he was dying and on the verge of death …

Later, after nearly three days of all-out treatment by the village doctor, he finally pulled him back from the gate of hell, but after he woke up, he seemed... According to the aunt at the village entrance... the whole person was completely different, as if Got...hysteria?

For example... I often talk to myself...

Another example... Always keep the villagers away from the dry well in the back mountain...

Another example... I will draw some weird patterns if I have nothing to do...

It is precisely because of this that he is often pointed at by the villagers without malice...

Until... a strange thing happened...

At the foot of Qimei Mountain, there is a village called Jiayi. The youngest son of the village chief is an out-and-out mischievous ghost.

Once when he had nothing to do, he took two friends of the same age to play in the back mountain. When he passed the dry well, he suddenly had a whim and actually... urinated in it!

When you stare at the abyss, the abyss is also staring at you, not to mention you peed on its face...

Nothing happened at first, but when they returned home at night, they suddenly fell to the ground one by one with ashen complexions, and kept talking nonsense that they couldn't understand...

"I...I want to get out of here..."

"This place is so dark...so deep...so cold"

"I'm so lonely..."

And so on.

So, the clueless and anxious villagers immediately turned to those talented people who have been practicing in the deep mountains all year round!