I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[The next second, I flapped my blood wings behind me and flew quickly towards the rooftop. However, in order to prevent an ambush, I did not land directly on the rooftop. Instead, I faced the hateful or fearful eyes of the crowd and hovered condescendingly. He raised his wrist screen to scan the expressionless ugly face of the second brother, as well as the unconscious Wrench Uncle and Crocodile in his hands. After confirming that they were not particle dummies, he shook his head and smiled...]

"Facts have proven that even if you have been operating for ten years, and even with the help of the system, you are no match for me!"

"But the hostage I hold in my hands..."

[The second child Yun Danfeng put down the two men in his hands gently, raised his head and looked at me, his eyes were calm and unfazed...]

"You can defeat me just because you understand me. But when you go to conquer other civilizations, you will discover a cruel fact that you have to admit. Without Uncle Wrench, you are nothing, so there is no need for me to fight." To win you, all I need to do is grab Uncle Wrench and stop your plan of conquest!”

"Hahaha, so funny!"

[Looking at his extremely pretentious face, I really couldn’t help but feel funny...]

"Indeed, you have Uncle Wrench and Little Crocodile as hostages now, but have you eaten too many condoms? Don't you realize that all mankind has become my hostage now? Haha, I don't know what you are pretending to be. Haven’t you figured out the situation yet? Do you want me to analyze it with you?”

[I had already lit my cigarette before my dick squeaked, and swept around the dim light-concentrating array nearby with a wave of my hand, with a mocking smile hanging on my lips that I couldn’t hide...]

"Now you have no electricity, no communication, no nuclear bombs, and you don't even have the basic fighting spirit. You are still here talking shamelessly and threatening me with Uncle Wrench? Don't you think you are ridiculous? To say the most ugly words, I Now even if all mankind executes you, they will all compromise for the sake of a possible chance of survival, so..."

"Have you ever heard a song?"

...............

Looking at the confused and ugly face of my second son, I took off the battery-installed speaker from the market behind my back, turned to look at the clear cloudless sky and the blazing sun hanging in the sky, and silently turned on the speaker. He turned on the switch, pointed it at the giant olive-shaped battleship in the sky, faced his speechless gaze and rolled his eyes wildly, and started playing...

"When the sun comes out, I climb the hillside..."

"You stupid..."

"Listen to the end of the song..."

"... "

In fact, even the second line of the lyrics of "Big Sedan" did not appear completely, and the surrounding light gathering squares began to make clanging noises one after another. This made the second child subconsciously turn his head to look in confusion. …

However, just this one glance shattered my soul!

I saw all the operators who had climbed out of the square, closed the baffles stuck in the mud on the squares, and violently tore off the dirty film on the baffles, revealing the Smooth and translucent reflector!

At this moment, I was already humming the lyrics, with my eyes frozen behind my back, I turned to look at the sun above my head that was not covered by clouds and had just risen, and suddenly asked...

"Do you believe in light?"

As soon as he finished speaking, all the square baffles in the light-condensing square array turned into reflectors with the concerted efforts of everyone, and because they had practiced the manual operation countless times, they projected the light from a distance. The sunlight below reflects all the way to the alien battleship overhead...

Thousands of lights gather together, and the sky fires thousands of feet!

The next second, the alien warship was focused by countless light sources. The deck below the hull instantly turned red and melted, and was illuminated by the light in the blink of an eye. It passed directly to the deck above the hull, followed closely behind. …

boom! ! ! ! ! ! !

The scorching fire suddenly appeared, illuminating the already bright sky again. The melted iron juice and the explosion shock quickly settled downwards. All the operators were so shocked that they had no time to cheer, so they immediately opened the baffle and retracted into the square. …

At the same time, facing the excited cheers and shouts of the people behind me, I closed the mecha helmet with a "kuang" sound, and raised my middle finger indifferently towards the second child who had been shocked to the point of deforming his facial features...

"A million mirrors can condense a small amount of light to produce a high temperature of 100,000 degrees. What? Didn't you learn this in elementary school?"

"Do I fuck you!!!"

I don’t know whether it was because of the alien battleship melting and destroying without warning, or because of the meaningful middle finger in my hand, but my dick, which had already recovered, was completely plunged into hysterical madness at this moment, regardless of the sudden falling of the head above my head. The battleship was in ruins, and in the next second, scarlet blood burst out all over its body, turning into a shadow, flashing until...

"I want you to die!!"

"... "

Hearing the angry roar from behind and the whizzing claws, I felt no emotion in my heart. I just tightened my muscles and slowly closed my eyes...

Erha, it’s up to you!

…………

[Looking at the figure of the second child standing motionless, with extreme madness flashing in my eyes, I didn’t show any mercy, so I just swung my claw with all my strength...]

"Forehead…"

[However, when my paws were only half a meter away from the second child’s head, my muscles suddenly tightened, and my whole body began to tremble and convulse uncontrollably. Even my paws hovered on the back of his head. everywhere, constantly shaking...]

"!!!"

[The next second, I had completely lost control of my body, and I and my second brother fell to the ground stiffly one after another. With the rapid retreat of the surrounding crowd, and the rapidly approaching several firelights and battleship wreckage above our heads, we fell into darkness... 】

[And the only thing left in my mind at this moment is the unwilling scream from the Blood Tide Man! 】

"Damn it! His mecha can release arcs!!"

………………

Boom boom boom~

At the critical moment, Erha, who was already ready to go, suddenly stepped forward, holding two particle lightsabers that were constantly expanding and amplifying, and suddenly faced the huge debris above his head. With just four slashes and two swings, he cut it off. It was divided into several small pieces, and then he crossed his hands and slapped it hard with the sword, and all the pieces were blown away. After confirming that the surroundings were safe, he landed on the rooftop in a handsome and unrestrained way, and he was filled with admiration. Looking at the stiff and trembling dick and me, I sighed...

"Oh, you hide it really deep..."

"Goose goose goose goose~"

"Goose goose goose goose~"