I don't have a system but I have a hammer

……

When is the most grueling time?

Yes, the waiting time is the most grueling!

But when the person we agreed to meet appeared in front of us, the boredom and boredom caused by waiting suddenly turned into deep fun...

why?

because…

"Why do you still look like a child?"

Looking at Ji Tou's fair and handsome face like a scholar, and the little man who is not even 1.4 meters tall, sitting cross-legged and making tea, I can see on my face, in addition to undisguised teasing and playfulness, Most of them are curious...

"I heard from your subordinates, haven't you stayed in Youyouxing for more than thirty years? What do you eat? Why don't you grow?"

"Compared to this..."

The chicken head smiled and sat cross-legged across from me. He just glanced at the boiling tea that was rising in front of him, and then raised his little face full of interest...

"What I'm more curious about is, why do you look like this? Did the plastic surgery fail?"

"Come, drink tea..."

Just like he was looking around, I didn't answer his question. I just poured the boiled tea into the purple cup and handed it over carefully. After he took it with both hands, I also picked up my cup and fiercely The ground pours...

"Hi~hoo~"

Bringing boiling water into the throat, I faced the somewhat astonished look in Chicken Head's eyes, exhaled the white mist, endured the burning pain in my chest, and forced a smile...

"I'm still the same person I was then, and this has never changed!"

"Oh, is it so?"

Ji Tou shook his head and smiled, glanced at the vast snowy scene outside the soundproof cover, and took a sip of tea...

"But you still used the system's capabilities and even tolerated the existence of the system host..."

"I've learned something over the years..."

I refilled my tea with the smile on my face unchanged...

"As long as people insist on doing what they think is right, even if they change their methods, there will be no problem..."

"I remember your ideal back then..."

He put down the tea cup, pretending to be surprised, and leaned forward to ask...

"It seems to be annihilating all systems, right? So the fact that you tolerate the existence of system hosts is not a matter of method or method at all, but that you have fundamentally changed your original intention..."

"You will understand this later..."

I shrugged meaningfully...

"Of course, the premise is that you can live until that time. Okay, stop with the polite words. I have a few questions. I hope you can answer them so that I have no regrets..."

"... "

The appearance of the next six words immediately made Ji Tou, who was about to continue making a few jokes, fall into silence. It was not until he drank all the tea in the cup that he nodded in a complicated manner...

"Okay, feel free to ask..."

"How did you travel to Youyouxing?"

Noticing the change in his expression, I nodded secretly, but my face remained calm...

"And...how did you leave from Youyouxing?"

"Sure enough, that rhetoric can't deceive you at all..."

Chicken Tou laughed at himself and then gave an explanation...

"First of all, it is true that I was able to teleport to Youyouxing through source energy. However, I did not put the source energy in my rat skin clothes. Instead, when building the base, I put the source energy in each base. In the escape exit, so that when I encounter danger, someone will have a chance to save my life, and at the same time, I can use the system in my daily life..."

"I see…"

Yes, this statement is the answer I want, because Brother Longzhu said at the time that Ji Tou put the source of energy in his rat skin clothes, but the problem is that if he really did this, then what happened to him back then? How did he summon the heroes of the Three Kingdoms when he was already unconscious?

Therefore, either Brother Longzhu is lying, or Jitou is lying. In short, this unreasonable statement must be related to the conspiracy, and a character like me who likes to get to the bottom of things, naturally has to put this kind of issue on the table. …

such as…

"But what's the point of lying?"

"Meaning? Just think of it as a test..."

Seeing that I didn't refill his cup, Ji Tou picked up the teapot without politeness and poured a careful cup...

"I know the speed of time, but I don't know how long it has been since 30 years here on Earth, and the modified cross-border machine can only transmit messages unilaterally, so in order to prevent the members of the Qigong Gang from being here, After a few years of changing camps, or proclaiming myself king, I deliberately released a piece of news that was both true and false..."

"If Longzhu has changed his mind, he will naturally tell others about my whereabouts and analyze the flaws in what I said. If he has not changed his mind and is still loyal to me as before, then he will not go at all. If you want to know whether what I say is true or not, you just need to obey the orders and test your subordinates with just one sentence, why not do it? "

I nodded my head in approval and raised my tea cup in humiliation...

"You are still as wise as before, so how did you leave Youyouxing? Damn it?"

"Er ha? There are no dogs on Youyou Star..."

"Oh, this is the nickname of the Red River Destiny..."

"Haha, what an interesting nickname..."

The child couldn't help grinning, but his eyes were still clear, obviously he was just being polite...

"But you are indeed right about this. I did leave the Youyou Star through the Red River Destiny's spaceship. But with your intelligence, you should be able to figure out the answer to this question, right? Why ask knowingly?"

"landing gear?"

In fact, I wasn't sure before, but after seeing the chicken-headed body like a child, I became more convinced of one of my guesses at the time, that is...

"Because of your small stature, you can get into the storage space through the landing gear of the spacecraft?"

"That's right!"

Ji Tou admitted it openly and told the secret of his body with some bitterness...

"Back then, I hoped to become a god, but because of my arrogance, I took the wrong path and ended up becoming a half-human, half-mouse monster. However, my scientific research team developed an antidote that can transform human beings into human beings while retaining their genes. The process of removing rat-human genes from the body will take at least three years..."

"Then I traveled to the Youyou Star. Although the rat-man gene had been completely removed and my body had returned to that of a ten-year-old child, due to the influence of the environment and food there, I found that I could no longer grow up, and my physical fitness also deteriorated. So weak that he can't even compare to an adult..."

Speaking of this, he seemed to recall something, and his tone suddenly became emotional...

"The situation on Youyou Star is actually very bad. It is almost the same as the end of the world. Fortunately, the city buildings are still intact, and there is still a place to take shelter from the wind at night. The animals are not very smart at all. Design some traps, and I can get some food for myself, and no one will talk to me. It is indeed a suitable place to retire..."

"Have you ever told your own fortune?"

I didn't answer his question, but frowned and asked...

"According to what you said, your physical condition is completely inconsistent with your actual age, so I'm curious, how long can you live? You won't die earlier than me, right?"