I don't have a system but I have a hammer

[At the same time, there was also the laughter of admiration and admiration from the person in charge of the preliminary test after reacting...]

"Haha, your wisdom is surprising, but what makes me admire you even more is your firm determination not to be affected by external voices. This is very rare, but..."

[After speaking, he looked at my rag mask with only two eyes exposed, smiled and raised his hand...]

"If you could take off your hood, I believe the adults would be happier..."

"It's ridiculous..."

[When I heard the announcement that I had cleared the level, I stood up and retracted my fist while still squatting on the ground, and nodded lightly...]

"But I still have to thank you for reminding me at the critical moment, otherwise I would never have thought that the brick under your feet is the real closed exit..."

"Haha, you figured it out all by yourself..."

[Seeing that I was neither arrogant nor impetuous, and even took the initiative to thank me, the look of affirmation on the face of the person in charge of the first test became a little more serious. The next second he took out the electronic screen and pressed a button. The stone bricks in front of him also changed at the same time. With two "Hang Hang" sounds, it sank down, revealing a deep staircase leading to nowhere...]

"Okay, Mr. Taqi, as the first villager to pass the audition, you can now go down and enjoy your applause and flowers. Those big shots have probably been waiting for a long time. We will see you later when we get to the city!" "

"it is good!"

[At the same time as I responded, I had collected all the blood aphids left in the maze. I just made a symbolic forehead salute, then stepped down the steps without hesitation, and headed towards the bright and noisy path below. He walked towards the stone door, and at the moment when the stone brick cover above his head was covered, he released two blood aphids without leaving any trace, and flew first to explore the situation behind the door...]

[Yes, although the entire staircase is only fifteen meters long, and there are rocks and rock walls above and below, and the overall space is extremely small, so there cannot be any detection device, but no one can guarantee that there will be people standing outside the door. A destiny? 】

[You have to know that there are a lot of small octopuses hovering in my head now, so the chance of meeting a destiny person head-on without being caught is simply rarer than seeing a male yogi eating his own dick, especially if it is noticed by a big shot... 】

"Mr. Step Seven is out!!"

"Look, he's the one who just showed off his skills!"

"Wow, so handsome!!"

"... "

[Silently retracting the blood aphid, I was illuminated by several headlights, facing the adoring and amazed gazes of countless people, and slowly walked out of the door. What I saw was a huge stage scene. In addition to the roaring crowd, In addition, there are about 20... judges sitting in front of the crowd? 】

[The formation is really a bit big...]

"Haha, first of all, let us congratulate Mr. Caiqi..."

[While I was dazed, a host with a microphone on the left walked onto the stage. He greeted the cheering applause of the crowd and handed the other microphone over with a smile. After I took it, he stretched out his hand to stop it. Listening to the bustle of the scene, he asked happily...]

"Mr. Caiqi, don't be so nervous. As usual, we will ask you a few questions. First of all, as the first villager to pass the audition, how do you feel now? Are you excited or excited?"

"Well…"

[Squeezing the microphone in my hand, I glanced at the smiling and expectant crowd, as well as the more than 20 judges with glaring eyes, and shrugged very awkwardly...]

"I don't feel anything, I'm just hungry..."

"... "

[The next second, the whole audience burst into kind and interested laughter, seemingly infected by my humor, which made me roll my eyes and could only add helplessly...]

"I kid you not, I'm really hungry!"

...............

Earth, the top of Mount Everest…

A week has passed since I chatted with Ji Tou Wai Cha. During this period, except for occasionally going out to bask in the sun, I basically stayed in the temporary bunker, but at the same time, I also passed daily reports from Afro and Wolf Dog. Paying close attention to the latest situation of mankind, in general...

All is well!

That's right, because of my letter of recommendation, even if no one knew Chicken Tou, he still naturally became the commander-in-chief of the Chinese army. However, due to image issues, he will inevitably be criticized by some people...

Of course, I also asked Ji Tou why not just find a substitute. No one knows him anyway, or just use a particle dummy to replace him. Even if he is in danger, he can hide behind the scenes, but his answer made me awe-inspiring. Respect...

"If you don't show your true self to others, how can you control your true heart?"

However, this sincerity attracted incomprehensible looks from the outside world, as well as doubts and arbitrary judgments...

such as…

"Why did Mr. Madman leave so well? Did he replace him with a kid as the commander-in-chief? Is this okay?"

"There is no one left in China? Let a ten-year-old child take on this important responsibility? If something goes wrong, can he take the responsibility?"

"Hmph! Looking at how thin he looks, I'm really afraid that if I raise my voice during the meeting, I'll scare him into tears..."

"Is it dwarfism? Or is it a child prodigy? Why would China's top leaders allow such a thing to happen?"

"Now China shoulders the mission of protecting mankind, but it allows a child whose mind is not fully mature to be the commander-in-chief. This is an extremely irresponsible behavior!"

"We need an explanation, but China has been slow to respond. I think they are evading!"

"Now all the eyes of the world are focused on China. It shouldn't be difficult to just get an official explanation, right? Is there any hidden secret in it?"

"I can accept dwarfism, but I cannot accept prodigy, because just having extremely high intelligence cannot become a qualified leader..."

"Immaturity is only one aspect, actual experience is more important. I don't want to hand over the lives of myself and my family to a child who may cry for his mother at any time!"

"Absurd, simply ridiculous. China has made so many correct decisions. Why did it make such a stupid decision today? Was it controlled by the system?"

"Could he be Mr. Kuangzu's son?"

"... "

Questions and ridicules like these filled the headlines of almost every country's official website in the first three days after Ji Tou took office, and the leaders of each country seemed to be watching a show, with no intention of suppressing public opinion. There were even The meaning of secret instigation shows that he wants to see Chinese jokes...

Unfortunately…

No matter how noisy the outside world is, the Chinese official has not given any response from beginning to end, let alone any written statement. As a result, those heads of state who want to see a joke can only continue to incite public opinion. I received invitations to meetings again and again, trying to understand the true purpose of the Chinese officials through this method...

However, Chinese officials are not aware of their use of excuses, so they have only one attitude towards conference invitations from various countries: reject them!

This chaotic situation lasted until the fourth day of the chicken head. The Chinese official was finally willing to issue a statement for this ridiculous thing in the eyes of outsiders...

However, what everyone did not expect was that this so-called statement turned out to be a powerful and domineering notice...

"The great China is so magnificent today!"

"Friends from all over the world, friends from all over the world!"

"The great disaster is over, and everything is waiting to be done!"

"But if you have different intentions, it will be difficult to revive!"

"After three days of painful thought, I have made up my mind!"

"That's why I'm issuing an announcement, and I hope everyone will know about it!"

"On the fifth day, the king will surrender, and on the seventh day, the people will obey!"

"If you don't want to, foreign troops will see you!"

"With just this one stroke, all nations will be united!"

Accompanying this statement was a super battleship that was more than three times larger than the Greedy Ship, as well as several aircraft and aliens that fell from the sky...

Only then did everyone realize...

They all underestimated Chicken Head!