I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"I'm getting more and more curious..."

Sensing my sudden excitement, Erha's eyes flickered with an inexplicable light...

"You spent hundreds of years thinking about the way to change the outcome. What is it? Because since you returned to Earth, many things you have done seem to be different from what you were before, especially your willingness to accept the system host. and Chicken Head, even if they can indeed contribute to mankind, it would never be possible for you in the past..."

"You'll know why..."

I picked up the teapot and poured some water, but because I found it troublesome, I simply picked it up with my mouth. After taking a satisfied sip, I smiled meaningfully at Erha...

"Just two more months!"

.........

[Zuo Nanxing, Northern Central City, Deathmatch Division...]

[At this moment, the brawl arena is overcrowded with people sitting in rows, but most of the noisy and lively topics only revolve around the abilities and rankings of the Death Combatants, as well as their odds, without taking into account what will happen next. In the brawl, how many people can get out of the iron cage alive...]

"Ding ding~"

[A bell rang loudly, and the people in the audience who were discussing eagerly fell silent immediately, and focused their attention on the contestant tunnel next to the arena. A line of teams emerged from it, which was twenty dead people, including me. Fighters, as well as accompanying security to prevent various unexpected situations...]

[Facing the enthusiastic and expectant eyes of the audience, the participating teams marched straight into the iron cage without stopping. Since I was always at the end of the team, after all the death fighters took their favorite positions, I left All I was given was a small open space next to the iron gate...]

[Yes, I had no choice at all. The hat man’s pre-game instructions backstage were so long and numerous that I ended up at the end of the team as soon as I left the locker room. This also made me feel awkward standing by the door. Uneasy, I suddenly became the target of public criticism. To be more precise, I should say...]

"The first target that needs to be taken care of is here..."

"hehe…"

"Haha~"

[The whisper of a joke in my ear, coupled with the malicious chuckles of others, made me, who was not good at speaking, even more embarrassed and at a loss. I could only look nervously at them who were gearing up and eager to try. Ask cautiously or even incoherently...]

"Well... this is my first time... so can I..."

"0000000~"

[The next second, I heard the rush of ringing, and at the moment when everyone was rushing towards me at the same time, I suddenly jumped up to about five meters high, and quickly made a posture with my elbows and knees down in the air. With the help of the reaction force of the chain above the iron cage, he fell suddenly, like a rocket shell, blasting hard against the stone bricks of the iron cage under his feet! 】

【boom! ! ! 】

[In an instant, with a huge roar that resounded throughout the arena, the excitement and anticipation of everyone in the audience before the start suddenly turned into unbelievable dullness and stupidity, because the stone bricks under the iron cage and even the chains on the ground, The blow that had been poured with all its strength had exploded into a huge deep pit that was still cracking and spreading to all sides...]

[The Death Fighters who were still charging forward, driven by inertia and the tilted slope of the floor tiles, were frightened and slid into the pit one after another. They didn't even have time to make the most basic cry, and they started to fight each other. I was knocked unconscious from the fall, and my body was twisted like a maggot. In the next second, I was swept away by countless sharp knives that turned into afterimages. When I lost my limbs and looked horrified, I heard the cowardice in me. The sound of begging...]

"Can you please let me have more fun?"

"Ah ah ah ah~"

[However, the heartbreaking screams did not start for a few seconds, but they stopped abruptly because I followed closely behind and filled my mouth with dirt with extremely fast hands. This filled my mouth with gravel and my arms. The 19 dead fighters who were all cut off could only wail in fear and despair while twisting and struggling in the pile of bright red rubble, trying to escape, while watching me bathed in blood, excited. Trampling their severed limbs and pieces of flesh like children playing with each other...]

[This cruel and inhumane scene made the crowd in the audience gasp and scream. Even the referee team and medical staff outside the cage, who had long been used to seeing tragic scenes, couldn't bear to show their anger. He looked away, trying to avoid the brutal killing in the iron cage, which was like killing chickens and dogs...]

[Unfortunately, even if they can avoid looking at them, they can't avoid the wails in the pit, and the moans and groans full of complaints after I cut off the penises of all the male combatants and the vaginas of the female combatants...]

"Oh~ Why do you all only have one penis? All of this is not satisfying. Forget it, let's keep you alive. Let's wait until technology develops and see if we can regenerate the amputated limbs. Come back then. Come and fight with me, so that we can create a sustainable event ecosystem..."

[While giving the advice, I was still unfinished. I had already shaken off the dust and scraps of flesh on my body, and gently and carefully began to remove the gravel from the mouths of the dying combatants who were dying, trembling, struggling, or passed out on the spot... 】

[And as the foreign object in the mouth was removed, even more tragic wails and begging for mercy spread throughout the entire arena in an instant, and all the spectators who listened could not help but show unbearable expressions and dodge their eyes...]

"Ahhh~ Devil! You are the devil!"

"Ah~ Surrender! I want to surrender!"

"Uh-huh~ let me go, please, let me go!"

"My hand, my hand!!"

"Help, help, someone help me~"

"... "

.........

[Nearly ten minutes have passed since the screams and wailing just now. At this time, I am in the locker room, changing my bloody competition clothes, while looking at the hat man outside the door with interest to deal with reporters...]

"Mr. Taqi, please say something..."

"Mr. Caiqi, why do you treat me like this..."

"I am from a state-run daily..."

"Okay, okay, if you have any questions, please save them for a while and ask them later during the press conference. Now Mr. Taqi needs to rest, please understand..."

[With a "bang", the man in the hat closed the door with lingering fear, and looked at me with a tired but excited face. In addition to awe, his eyes were more speechless...]

"Huh~ Brother, you are too high-profile. It was the first time I saw someone destroying the iron cage. Besides, your fighting style is too...ahem...be more restrained next time, okay?"

"Does it matter?"

[I casually took off my bloody clothes, put on my suit in front of the mirror, and nodded affirmatively...]

"The point is that the organizer is happy, isn't it?"