I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Chapter 1848, shrinking tortoise

"Snapped!"

[However, as soon as I solved the granulation on the left side, the blood tider hurriedly started shouting again...]

"There's a mouth behind, behind, behind!"

"Snapped!"

"Under your ass, under your ass!"

"Snapped!"

"The left is coming again, the left is coming again!"

"Snapped!"

"Two before and after, two before and after!"

"Clap!"

"Damn, it's everywhere!"

"Clap clap clap!"

[In the next five minutes, the entire arena fell into deathly silence, with only a few clicks in the ruins or under the trees, and crackling sounds, and the extremely clear back and forth above the empty iron cage. Ripples...]

[The audience at the scene was speechless to the extreme. They could only look at the wretched figure on the big electronic screen with their butt facing out, half lying in the ruins and frantically slapping the floor. Each one of them either touched their foreheads and sighed, shook their heads and smiled bitterly, or They can't bear to look at them, they may be speechless and silent, they may be sad and melancholy, they may feel pitiful and pitiful, or they may be full of sympathy, in short, their expressions are so different that it is hard to describe...】

[There are even a few guys with strong empathy who slap their thighs with red eyes, gnashing their teeth or roaring with anger or praying...]

"Asshole! Let him go!!!"

"Let him go, please let him go!!"

"He is almost tortured to death by you!!"

"Protest! How can anyone compete like this?"

[Yes, there are still a small number of people who are directing their anger towards the referee team who are sighing or avoiding their eyes outside the stadium, seeming to be asking when this ridiculous farce will end...]

[After all, everyone with a discerning eye knows the current situation. The ever-changing general who has become a gopher in the mud has no chance of fighting back. He can’t even at least open his mouth and say...]

"surrender!!!!!!!!!"

"I'll vote for your mother!"

"Surrender, surrender, I surrender!!!"

"... "

[It’s hard to describe the current mood of the audience. Are they excited? Is it relief? Or is it bitter? 】

【have no idea…】

[Anyway, when these two words were under the spotlight and resounded over the stadium, everyone including the host and the referee team breathed a sigh of relief. Some people even cried with joy or were unable to let go. We hugged each other, beat our chests and cried and complained about something. I looked depressed and felt annoyed and speechless...]

"Damn it, I'm obviously the most unhappy person, okay?"

"Cough cough~"

[Hearing my complaints, the pink mud that was condensing into a human form opened its mouth that took a lot of effort to organize successfully, and screamed angrily...]

"You are indeed an invincible pervert who enjoys killing your opponents. It's really disgusting!!"

"Huh, you should be lucky..."

[Seeing that he was almost condensed into a human being, I stood up and left the mud. While letting the blood tider devour the soft tissue secretly torn off during the process of knocking the mole, I responded with a curled lip...]

"I'm glad you finally grew your little mouth, otherwise I would have left you without a mouth to speak for the rest of your life!"

"Neuropathy!"

[Leaving a curse word angrily, he still transformed into a versatile general who looked like a young man. Carrying unwillingness and humiliation, he left the field with resentment, but before entering the contestants' tunnel, he seemed to have thought of something important. Suddenly turned around, raised his little finger and pushed it against his forehead, his eyes full of contempt and disgust...]

"Go see a brain doctor! You're such a pervert!"

"Damn you!! Who are you calling pervert?"

"What about you, you're such a pervert!!"

"Fuck, can you tell me one more thing?"

"What a pervert, what a pervert, just a little bit!"

"Stand still the fuck! See if I don't..."

"Come and beat me, come and beat me, you're such a pervert!"

"I'm here to fuck you, dammit!"

[Seeing the Variety General provoking him like a shrew, I laughed secretly in my heart. I immediately pretended to be angry, jumped out of the iron cage with a roar, faced the speechless gazes of the audience, and turned towards him. He ran towards the direction, even pretending not to hear the loud shouts of the staff and security. He was frightened with fear and fear, and did not dare to stop at all. He immediately quickened his pace and disappeared in a blink of an eye. At the end of the passage, the panicked look that couldn't be avoided, no matter how you look at it, it smells like the embarrassment of being scolded by a male model and unable to get hard, and finally kicked out of the bed...]

[In addition to laughing out loud, I turned around very arrogantly. Under the gaze of the audience with gritted teeth, I looked at the several reporters who had gathered towards me and the video equipment in their hands, and shouted loudly...]

"Did you see that? Did you see that? What kind of bullshit alien death fighter? You're just a fucking coward! And then there's that guy who thinks he's strong who still refuses to accept it? You can come to me to challenge him! But I'll leave it at that. First of all, those who have won nine consecutive championships or less should not come. Go home and wash up and sleep. If you insist on wasting my time, then I'm sorry, I will no longer be as merciful as before. As for those who have won nine consecutive championships and above, haha..."

[While sneering, I glanced at the silent but unhappy audience, and then looked up at the one-way glass belonging to the VIP boxes above the auditorium, with undisguised provocation and ridicule on my face... 】

"Everyone is looking forward to you defeating me. Even I desperately hope to be killed by you, so you must not be a coward!"

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