I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Hey, what you said is a bit irresponsible!"

[What we didn't expect was that when faced with Uncle Wrench's question, the medicine bottle just rolled his eyes helplessly and handed over the empty plate that he had eaten and wiped clean...]

"When have you had negative emotions lately?"

"Forehead?"

[This sentence immediately stunned Uncle Wrench, but seeing that Brother Squidward and I were waiting for his reply, we couldn't help but twitched our mouths in embarrassment. We could only silently take the empty plate from the medicine bottle and cut the steak. Embarrassingly smiling...]

"Hehe...hehe...it seems really..."

"What does it look like? It is!"

[Seeing that Brother Squidward and I also laughed in understanding at the same time, the medicine bottle curled its lips and silently played with the bonfire in front of it...]

"In the past year, you have been eating well and wearing warm clothes here every day. There is no pressure to survive at all. Our power is also growing. The conquest plan is just around the corner. The revival of the Divine Language Tribe will be a matter of time. And Xiao Crocodile and Shadow Alien civilizations are also very lively and happy, so where do you get any negative emotions? It's just because you can't feel joy and happiness, so you think you're depressed..."

[Perhaps he finally found a loophole for Uncle Wrench to criticize, so after taking the meat plate handed to him with a curled lips, he still said hey...]

"In other words, these are all your own feelings. Look at me, although I feel that my happiness is fake, but yesterday I accidentally knocked over a cup of hot earth paste, I also didn't have any negative emotions, not even my mood. You don’t have any impatience, that’s why I say you are in an undisturbed state..."

"Okay, I understand..."

[Seeing that the medicine bottle seemed to want to say a few more words, I raised my hand to stop the former's indirect pressure, and took the initiative to pour him a glass of wine, changing the topic...]

"If normal people want to regulate their emotions, they have to rely on various psychological constructions or use other things to divert their attention, but the ultimate body has the ability to self-regulate emotions, and its purpose is to live longer..."

"Yep…"

"Okay, now that we've figured it out..."

[Seeing the medicine bottle, I nodded in agreement. At the same time, the other two people didn't have any questions to ask. I turned to look at Brother Squidward and said symbolically, "You can decide for yourself whether you want to continue to change the ultimate life body later" and smiled. Pick up the wine glass...]

"Everyone can now eat meat and drink wine with peace of mind!"

"Okay, cheers!"

"... "

[Yes, although most of the content discussed during this meal was not nutritious, and even everyone's smiles were somewhat pandering and fake, I at least figured out one thing, that is, Uncle Wrench and the pill bottle did not They did little tricks on me, and they didn’t deliberately stay away from anything. It was just because of the special nature of the ultimate life body that they seemed a little cold. This also caused me to drink a few more drinks while feeling relieved...]

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[At nightfall, Uncle Wrench and Medicine Bottle, who had been drinking for three times, stood outside the factory. They briefly chatted with Squidward, who was also drunk, and then watched him get on the frigate and leave the waste products under the protection of a large group of security guards. Small town…]

"Let's go..."

[Looking at the traces of air still remaining in the night sky, the old face of the medicine bottle that was still drunk suddenly became energetic. He just whispered something audibly, and then slowly walked towards the direction of the dirty lake. Float away...]

[But Uncle Wrench was extremely cautious. He glanced at the glass window on the third floor of the factory several times and waved away the nearby puppet workers. Then he turned around and followed the former's pace step by step. He looked very cautious...]

[As the two people walked away, their shadows were stretched further and further under the dim moonlight, which was not very bright. Under the backs of one tall and one short, there were still a few faint whispering sounds, as if two people were walking away. After drinking too much, a forbidden man is going to the nearby woods for a secret tryst...]

[In about five minutes, the two of them had strolled to the Zonghu Lake venue where they had been having a tryst for a long time this year. Because their own metabolism was different from ordinary people, the smell of alcohol on their bodies had already dissipated in just a few kilometers away...]

"The madman should wake up soon..."

"No, the madman is not drunk at all..."

[Uncle Wrench looked at the even more ferocious and dirty lake surface at night, and took a deep breath from the electronic cigarette...]

"It's just that our performance today made him completely put aside his doubts, so he can sleep peacefully with the help of alcohol. Otherwise, why do you think he suddenly drank so much today? Isn't it because we have met too frequently in private recently? Huh? Let’s reduce the number in the future..."

"There are not many times we can meet..."

[The medicine bottle stretched out its mechanical hand, waved away the smoke emitted by the former with a look of disgust, and then moved a little further away...]

"The replacement surgery for the Norwegian Destiny will be the day after tomorrow. After his transplant is successful, the fanatics should be completely relieved about the Ultimate Destiny. By then we can start the previous plan to permanently freeze him in an abandoned warehouse..."

"Why don't you just kill him?"

[A sudden joke made the two of them turn around in shock. When they saw that this person was Squidward who suddenly jumped from high in the sky, his pupils suddenly shrank, and without saying a word, he released various high-frequency bands at the same time. energy rays, obviously not wanting to give the other party a chance to come back alive...]

[However, Brother Squidward was already on guard. He just activated the jet device behind his back and moved left and right, dodging all the oncoming attacks one by one. The speed was so fast that afterimages even appeared, which made the two of them even more excited. Desperate, because they know better than anyone else that once they let Squidward escape, they will be hunted by the madmen tomorrow...]

[Fortunately, Uncle Wrench reacted very quickly. In an instant, he thought of a way. Seeing that he couldn't do anything to the other side, he simply asked the medicine bottle to stop the offensive and shouted in an adaptable manner...]

"Haha, it turns out it's the Destined One of Norway. He almost hurt one of our own. Come on, come on, come and say what you have to say. It's not convenient to say anything while standing so far away..."

"Haha, what's the inconvenience?"

[Squidward is not a child, so he naturally understands Uncle Wrench’s little thoughts. Not only did he not get closer, but he took two steps away in a threatening manner, while pointing to his ear with a smile...]

"Look, even if I take two steps back, I seem to be able to hear what you are saying, especially what you just said about permanent freezing, acting, etc., I can hear it clearly. ,hey-hey…"

"Whoo~"

[Seeing that although the other party had a playful look on his face, he had no intention of leaving directly. Uncle Wrench narrowed his eyes, patted the shocked and angry medicine bottle soothingly, then took a step forward thoughtfully, raised the The volume shouted...]

"I understand. It seems that you have seen through our trick. Okay, let's talk about it..."