I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"You've cheated me twice, and I don't allow a third time. Now I want you to be serious and answer me honestly, where is your money and the blood talisman!"

"Don't worry, I don't dare to kill people, but if I can't live anymore, I can only kill people, so you just need to tell me where the things are, and I will not only call an ambulance for you, but also I will leave Demon Mountain, never Set foot here!"

"Oh, by the way, I know that Daoist Master, you have strong Taoism, but you don't want the villagers in Meimei Mountain to know that you want to use the life-sustaining technique to exchange for longevity. You can tell from the name that it is not a good technique!"

"Well... Also, guess what, if I tell those bald donkeys that the fire man is actually a tool person you deliberately arranged to earn fame and money, what do you think they will think?"

Although what I said later was obviously framing and framing, but my vomit of lotus flowers directly made this stinky Taoist's eyes crack and his fingers cracked, and he looked crazy... Unfortunately, he was incompetent and furious with no hands or feet...

I never said anything about the system from the beginning to the end, because I know this is his biggest secret, as long as he can survive, he will have infinite possibilities with the system!

But like I just said, first...he has to survive!

Sure enough, as I expected, he then sighed heavily, put on a slumped look of admitting defeat, and slowly looked at the cloth bag beside him.

"There is a blood-activating talisman on the outer layer of the cloth...the cloth bag, the money...the money is under my study, the password is 179635..."

According to what he said, I found the blood-activating talisman, on which a villain was drawn, and then there was a piece of talisman paper on the chest, covered with golden light, as if resurrected with full blood in place!

I nodded slightly at him, and then patted myself directly without much doubt!

Because I know... he dare not bet!

The next moment... There was no golden light, and there was no resurrection on the spot, but there was a surge of heat, which poured into my body from the talisman paper!

Then something miraculous happened. All the falls, burns, and torn skin on my body were slowly recovering at a speed visible to the naked eye...

Immediately afterwards, my limbs that were sore, limp, and sore suddenly felt extremely relaxed, and my whole body seemed to be filled with inexhaustible energy, even my originally bald head... well, no hair grew...

I looked at him playfully, with a smile on the corner of my mouth, as warm as a spring breeze...

"Well...Xiaosheng is here, so let me thank the Taoist priest for the blood-activating talisman!"

This guy gave me a slightly weak look, and the unwillingness and resentment in the depths of his eyes flashed past...

I know with my ass, if his life is really spared, it will definitely be a huge hidden danger in the future!

"It's...it's okay, what the little brother... said just now...let it count, I need...what are you doing...don't...ah!"

Bang, bang, bang!

"Ding, do you want to activate the god-level Taoist priest system!"

"Ding, do you want to activate the god-level Taoist system?"

"Ding!"

"Ding!"

Beat the old master to death with three hammers, haha, with the melodious ding ding sound, I still mercifully buried this guy. Seeing how he never forgot about the fire man before he was alive, I simply put him in the fire man's house. The remains were buried together...

Since we are inseparable during life, let's sleep together after death!

But what surprised me a little was that the fire man's body was nothing but a black wreckage, and I don't know what happened to him when he fell to the ground, and he turned into a grieving ghost in just a few months!

But this is not what I care about anymore, and then I picked up the stinky Taoist priest's cloth bag, and prepared to take away the talisman papers in it with joy.

Can…

It's full of dust...

This disappointed me, but when I think about it, I can understand that this is the same as the group of drama actors who are the bosses of the haunted house before. If the system dies, then the things it bestows on the host will naturally be blown away with the wind. What a fantasy!

After that, I wore dirty underwear and ran straight into the Taoist temple amidst the screams of a group of mountaineering tourists in horror and panic...

"It's not good, it's not good, the Taoist priest was captured by a monster!"

My shouting attracted the attention of all the tourists, and of course the group of unsuspecting little Taoist priests...

"Layman, didn't you go to the back mountain with your brother?"

"Taoism is pure, layman please put on your pants first..."

"Hurry up, don't you see that he is covered in blood, take him in quickly and ask the master to treat him!"

"Where is the senior brother? Where is the senior brother?"

Then I was invited into the Lay House by the little Taoist priest. He found me a uniform, and I cried bitterly and told "everything" about what happened last night...

"The Taoist priest said, let us wait for him for seven days. If he comes back after seven days, nothing will happen. If he doesn't come back after seven days...then let us wait another seven days. As long as we wait for seven or 49 days, then he will be fine. Will return safely!"

Although my words sounded nonsense, they convinced the group of young Taoists. The reason is very simple. My words were planned a long time ago!

It is completely customized according to all the personal habits of that stinky Taoist priest. Of course, I would like to thank the group of village aunts at the foot of the mountain for their help. Without the help of their gossip array, I would not be able to think of such a wonderful line!

Sure enough, what these little Taoist priests said afterwards completely made me let go of my hanging heart...

"Oh, it's true, senior brother. In the past, he would disappear often, but he wouldn't leave for so many days. Now that the master is getting older, there are still many things in the temple that require him to take charge of the overall situation!"

"Forget it, it's best that senior brother is safe and sound. In the past, he also asked someone to bring a message, but this time the matter should be more difficult, so it took a long time to leave..."

"It's all over, let's go, brother, he has a strong Taoism, there are no ghosts and monsters nearby that he can't solve, let's not disturb the layman's rest, let's go to work, there are still many laymen outside the door that need us to receive !"

"Let's go, let's go... I hope that one day I can become like my senior brother..."

"... "

Their discussion faded away, and I sneaked into that guy's study after a peaceful lunch...

The password is correct, but...

Only 3 yuan?

Hell, is this guy that shabby?

Alas... Maybe it's because I saved money recently!

Well... I'm slightly disappointed...

Then I searched the rest of the study, but found nothing, then walked through the study and entered his bedroom, found out about 1 yuan in broken money, and took some pleasing clothes, Shi Shiran left the Taoist temple...

At this point, the matter of entanglement with the old man and the nameless fire can finally come to an end!