I don't have a system but I have a hammer

Tuesday, January 25th…

Prosperity, marriage, business opening, burial, asking for money...

Taboo, traveling, going to office, praying for blessings, offering sacrifices, consecration...

At this moment, I am lying in the autopilot fighter plane, trying to find a comfortable position for my legs, while looking at the three characters "Do not travel" on the communicator, with a depressed expression...

Glancing at the boundless darkness of nothingness outside the window, I simply lifted my feet up, put them on the workbench, held the back of my head with my hands, and put on a posture of basking in the sun...

"Number Seven, can't you put your feet down?"

Looking at the camera above my head, I took out the electronic cigarette, shook it as if showing off, and stuffed it directly into my mouth...

"If I knew you were so disobedient, I wouldn't have given you the pods when I left..."

Taking a deep breath, I squinted my eyes slightly, and slowly exhaled as if enjoying...

"Boy, don't you even reply now?"

Listening to the chatter of the Mongolian woman, I pretended to salute the camera, and then returned to the way I was just fooling around...

next second...

"No. [-], report the progress of the task!"

Hearing Brother Bald's voice came through the communicator, I quickly straightened my sitting posture and opened my mouth to reply...

"Report to the leader, arrive at the target location in 10 minutes, everything is fine now!"

The bald man's voice came out again...

"Be prepared to leave the cabin, pay attention to safety!"

Not long after I hung up the communicator, the laughter of the Mongolian woman appeared again...

"Haha, only the station master can cure you!"

Ignoring her teasing, I glanced at the slightly bloated spacesuit on my body, put on the transparent mask directly, and activated the self-test function...

"Jet system, normal!"

"Oxygen supply system, normal!"

"Intelligent detection system, normal!"

"Real-time voice system, normal!"

"The constant temperature system is normal!"

"Pressure balance system, normal!"

"Radiation protection system, normal!"

"Clean system, normal!"

"Spacesuit damage, none!"

"Exit score, pass!"

"Pass the exit self-inspection requirements!"

Listening to the mechanical voice coming from the headset, I confirmed the self-inspection report, and looked at the International Space Station outside the glass expressionlessly, and turned on the roaming flight function of the fighter...

"Report, this is No. [-], it has arrived at the target location, request for a docking mission!"

ten seconds later...

A Mongolian woman's voice came from the earpiece, but this time her tone was not playful, but more serious...

"Docking is allowed, pay attention to safety!"

Call ~

Taking a deep breath, I connected to the ISS...

"Hello, this is the Dragon Guardian, I am Huaxia Astronaut No. [-], please reply!"

"Hello, I'm the station master of the International Space Station, please tell me your purpose..."

"The leader sent me to dock with the living cabin!"

"Please drive to the No. [-] docking channel!"

"Roger that!"

After hanging up the communication, my eyes flickered with inexplicable tension, and I slowly controlled the fighter, approaching the top of the second channel of the International Space Station...

drop drop~

"Automatically calibrating the angle..."

Listening to the prompt tone on the smart board, I checked the spacesuit on my body again...

"Calibrated, start docking..."

Boom~

Accompanied by a not-so-violent shaking sound, the docking indicator light on the main control board immediately changed from dark red to dark green...

"Docking successful!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw a mechanical platform outside the glass. About 20 meters away from me, there was a cylindrical object with a size of [-] square meters...

That's right, that's exactly what I have to bring with me before I set off, and it's what guarantees my survival in space for the next 45 days... Habitat!

At first, I thought that the living module could be installed inside the space station, but later I found out that I was naive...

Not only is it not possible, but there is no Tiangong, the living module, so I can only ask someone from the International Space Station to get it...

Then why are they willing to give it?

Because the so-called living cabin is actually the cultivation cabin that accompanied me for eighteen days!

But they are not bad, not only spent two days helping us to repair, but also borrowed us a large number of living supplies, the only problem is that we need to take them away...

In fact, it is also understandable, after all, every spacewalk is tantamount to dancing on the tip of the god of death...

Alright, let's get back to the scene...

Without any hesitation, I immediately opened the door of the cockpit, and then stepped out towards the platform, flying towards the living cabin like a flying fairy...

stab~

Losing gravity, I controlled the jet equipment behind my back with both hands, and it took me about a minute to get close to the living cabin...

"Number Seven, go in and see if everything is in order..."

Boom~

Hearing the movement in the headset, I grabbed the handle and pressed it at the same time, opened the hatch, and walked directly into it...

What came into view were two rooms separated by glass doors. The slightly larger room was obviously the room where the bacteria cultivation cabin was stored...

But now there are boxes of canned food, bags of jelly, and a circulating water system!

The smaller one is the room where I ate space hot pot before, a folding bed that is too narrow to imagine, excrement disposal equipment, a lot of books and a game console to relieve boredom...

What made my pupils shrink was that there was a magazine with a rather explicit cover under the pillow...

Glancing at the pack of disposable tissues next to the magazine, I couldn't help curling my lips...

Because there is actually a signature of a girl with eye circles on it...

"Number Seven, I hope you won't be lonely in space..."

Alas~ These international friends are really caring...

"Haha, it seems that No. [-] has received our gift. Well, there are four fixed locks under the living cabin. You can take them away after you untie them..."

What interrupted his thoughts was the meaningful laughter of the station master...

With a slight sigh, I immediately left the living cabin. After stabilizing my body, I found the fixed lock under the living cabin according to the instructions in the headset...

click~

The process of unlocking the lock was smooth...

"Okay, Number Seven, I wish you the best of luck!"

Listening to the blessings in the headset, I opened the tire lock under the living cabin, pushed it under the fighter plane, fixed the eight locks, and waved towards the camera on the mechanical platform...

"Thank you guys, I'll treat you to hard food when I return to Earth!"

After all, I quickly returned to the cockpit, closed the hatch at the same time, and connected to the bald man...

"Leader, the docking task is completed..."

"Okay, get ready to go..."

"Roger that!"

Pressing the positioning and navigation function of the spacecraft, I slowly took off the helmet, tightened the hammer on the seat, and stared at the darkness ahead, the scorching light in my eyes burst out again...

Better not run into anything weird...

Otherwise I...

Just smash your lovely heads with a hammer!

With a cruel and bloodthirsty grin at the corner of my mouth, I decisively pressed the acceleration button...

set off!

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