Pirate: Reincarnated as a Black Charcoal Orochi

"Sir, you must be starving."

"Ah ah ah ah, hahaha, yes, yes, I am really hungry!"

At noon, this is a country tavern located on a small island in the South China Sea.

For these pubs that are far away from the bustling nightlife of the city, selling drinks when the moon rises and doing some canteen business for ordinary townspeople when the sun is at noon is the proper way to run a business.

Otherwise, this kind of rural tavern only sells low-profit local home-brew beer and low-quality rum to sailors and fishermen who get off the ship after a hard day and come out of Happy Street with less than 1 beli in their pockets. Liquor, that's not going to make any money.

If you rest during the day like a tavern in the city, just focus on the business of the tavern itself.

Then when the local fishing season comes, the boss may not even be able to pay the waiter's salary at the end of the day.

Therefore, for the only pub and canteen in town, the old man with a good appetite in front of the counter has always been the most popular customer.

If the customer orders too little, it is of course a big problem, but if the customer orders too much, another problem arises.

"Wow, isn't this a fish? Oh wow, boss, don't serve me any more fish next time!

When people are hungry, of course they have to eat a lot of meat to feel energetic! "

Pretending to be calm, he wiped the goblet he bought from the city at a high price with one hand. The boss glanced at the dinner plate, which was only a pair of fish heads, fish tails and a piece of bone in the middle. Silently counting in my heart:

'Seabas stewed in tomato sauce, 8000 beli. '

"Ah, doesn't this taste delicious? Boss, please add another serving of boiled offal with beans!"

The boss, who was gradually dripping with cold sweat on his forehead, was so impressed by this momentum that he had to turn around and pull up the small food delivery window separated by a trap door behind him, and shouted to his wife who was busy in the kitchen:

"Stewed tripe with red and white beans and another serving, plus..."

The boss tilted his head to avoid the gravy splashing everywhere, and the corners of his eyes were twitching crazily because of the clean bar counter and precious wine glasses stained by gravy. He consciously added another spiced roast leg of lamb for this big diner. The most popular dish in a country tavern.

'Stewed tripe with red beans and white beans, 2800 pele.Spiced Roast Leg of Lamb, Baileys.So far, this guest has been...'

Wearing a white shirt and a black vest, which are rare in the town, and carefully combing his beautiful mustache, the boss has just returned from the pleasure of ripping off customers. Looking at the ordering record he secretly recorded under the counter, his whole body is filled with excitement. It got bad all of a sudden.

'The total is 28 beli. Isn't this guest a bit too rich? '

Just when the boss was about to doubt his own eyes, he heard the customer shouting loudly:

"Wow hahaha, swimming is indeed more strenuous, cough, my bones are stuck in my throat!"

Upon hearing this, the part-time bartender boss quickly took out an oak beer glass from under the counter, turned on the faucet of the wine barrel above the counter, and the beautiful wine that had been precipitated to remove impurities immediately flowed down from it.

The diners, whose throats were stinging, didn't wait for the food to be filled, so they directly lifted the entire barrel and opened the bottom lid of the barrel with one hand.

In one fell swoop, all the beer worth more than 8 Baileys was wiped clean.

"Ha~ That's really cool."

"that…"

Seeing the guests in front of him act more and more wildly, the boss became more and more worried.

Although since a year ago, the security environment of this small South China Sea island has improved significantly for some reason.

Once the overall environment is good, people's lives will be somewhat profitable, and business on the island will be easier to do.

Taking advantage of this trend, his own tavern was recently opened, and he didn't even get the "Big Opening Bonus" poster at the door.

"Since your guests have already eaten, I still have to trouble you to settle the bill..."

"Who said that I've already finished eating?!"

The rosy-faced diner was quite dissatisfied with the boss's statement of underestimating his appetite, and slammed the wine barrel in his hand on the bar.

The huge force even made the entire tavern made of wood and stone tremble. The boss's pale face caused another crisp knocking sound from the cups and dishes at the bar.

"Hmph, my teeth can't even feel anything like this. It's just an appetizer for me at best.

Doesn’t it mean that people should eat something first to protect their stomach before drinking?

Then they served me wine. Sure enough, I wanted Shaoxing wine from the West Sea. The best one had to be from the Land of Flowers! "

"Shao, Shaoxing wine? We don't have Xihai wine in our store. Our best wine is a bottle of wine bought from the city.

If the guest wants it, the bottle of wine costs 1 beli a glass..."

"Wow hahaha, no need to say so much!"

It seemed that he was quite amused by the boss's inability to see the situation clearly, and the guest's attitude became friendly for a while:

"Since you don't have Shaoxing wine here, it doesn't matter. Just serve me all the wine in this pub first!"

"All, all of them?!"

Now, no matter how strong the "merchant soul" accumulated during his days as an errand hawker was, the boss could still tell that something was wrong with this luxuriously dressed but wet diner.

'No, that's not right. In fact, from the moment this guy walked in, I felt like there was something wrong with him.

But, but, he seemed to be too rich, so I subconsciously didn’t pay attention to the little things that were wrong. '

Think about it carefully, no matter how exquisite and beautiful a person's clothes are, it does not mean that he will be a big customer.

Furthermore, it is strange in itself that a big shot in such luxurious clothes would be walking wet through the streets in broad daylight.

It's just that greed for money blinded the boss's eyes, and the extraordinary vision honed through walking in the streets in the past seemed fake.

In the face of the customer's courage to order from the menu, the boss must subconsciously think in a positive light, thinking that this customer will definitely be a big spender who will be happy to eat and pay.

He will not be a bad customer who takes advantage of his own family and wants to eat a king's meal in his own country tavern.

At this point, the boss has no time to feel annoyed about his superficiality.

Although I also thought about letting my mother-in-law escape from the back door of the kitchen and go find the town's sheriff to prevent unruly guests from causing trouble.

However, after getting rid of the temptation of big business, the boss who regained his consciousness became more and more inexplicably afraid of the customers in front of him.

First, he took a look at the opponent's wrists, which were much thicker than his waist and arms, and could easily squeeze a person's head open;

Secondly, if you compare the opponent's appearance, you will know that there will be three huge figures as long as yourself when standing up, and one person can fight ten;

Finally, take a look at the two unnatural "L"-shaped bulges on the opponent's belt. You can tell without touching them that they must be the outline of a pistol.

I know that the ancestral matchlock gun in the hands of the town's Sheriff is quite powerful. At most, with the help of hounds, you can go to the outskirts of the forest to hunt pheasants. If you encounter a wild boar, you will have to catch it and run away blindly. The boss still gave up this unrealistic idea.

'Really, it's been hard to see these gangsters who randomly look for people to extort money and have disappeared from the streets recently, and everyone's business has become easier.But what I didn't expect was that he actually ran out again at this time? '

It was hard to find anyone, but I just found myself who had just opened my business.

He sighed silently in his heart. Since he couldn't defeat the opponent with force, the boss, who had long been smoothed by life, was not naive enough to think that the powerful navy far away could come in place of the fat Sheriff in the town. Save yourself here.

Just when the boss was still planning to admit that he was unlucky and thinking of ways to get rid of this evil customer as soon as possible, the untimely shrewdness of a small businessman deflected the flattery that the boss blurted out at the wrong time. A bend:

"Well, well, we generally don't sell alcohol during the day, and if it's like this, other customers won't be able to drink..."

Before the boss had the courage to continue speaking, the tall man seemed to be annoyed by this uncooperative attitude.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed the boss's well-dressed clothes, which he was proud of in the past. He lifted his whole body in his hand effortlessly like a rag, and forcibly lifted the boss, who was actually not short, until his eyes were level with his own. the height of.

Now the boss could clearly see the appearance of this bad customer. He was wearing a fashionable black soft hat with two peaks, high eyebrows, and a long red sausage nose.

Perhaps it was because he had just drank a large barrel of local beer, so he looked drunk.

"Isn't this an ordinary situation now? I won't say it a second time. Who do you think I am?"

The pirate who was previously willing to pretend to be a customer now completely took off his disguise.

Ignoring the pain that the boss's skull was about to be crushed by the strange force, he curled up and moaned and wailed;

Ignoring the sound of "Dongdong" made by the proprietress who came out to see because of the noise just now, she was so shocked that she could only kneel down and beg for mercy.

Once this vicious pirate, who relied on his innate aquatic nature comparable to that of a fishman and just escaped from the naval siege in the South China Sea, became addicted to alcohol, he would always treat those guys who dared to refuse his drinking request. No mercy.

"Hahahaha, did you faint just like this? This is really outrageous!"

As if sighing at the poor knowledge of the middle-aged couple who ran a tavern business in the countryside, the bad customer who suddenly lost interest casually threw the unconscious owner with bleeding ears to the ground without caring.

He easily took out another bottle from the wine rack behind the counter, a glass bottle that was about as long as his finger.

With just a slight stroke of his thumb, the cork of the entire bottle of wine and the neck of the bottle disappeared immediately.

There is no tasting process. The wines that country taverns usually regard as treasures are just barrels shipped from nearby islands. Only people who don’t understand wine will be confused. I was confused by its beautiful wine bottle packaging.

This time, the bad customer, who was in a much worse mood because of his disappointment, didn't bother to cover up anymore, and just kicked against the stone wall skirting of the tavern.

Accompanied by the creaking groans of the house and the gentle begging for mercy from the landlady, this newbie pirate, who was still in his twenties and had just been inspired by "One Piece" to choose to go to sea, raised his head to the sky and shouted loudly:

"I am a big shot with a bounty of 800 million Baileys: Mr. Basque Choate, the Big Barrel!"

"Huh? If there's a bounty on his head, then he's just a scumbag."

"Huh? You guy, how dare you say such things to me?!"

He proudly announced his name, thinking that the country couple would be frightened out of their wits by his high reward.

But I didn't expect to receive such violent comments that had no awe at all and were even full of contempt.

Now, no matter how sweet the wine is, it is impossible to extinguish the anger of Mr. "Big Wine Barrel" Choate.

"Big Wine Barrel", who was determined to make the guy who dared look down on him pay the price, did not realize that the sound came not from the mouth of the couple at his feet, but from outside the door of the tavern behind him.

However, "Big Wine Barrel", who was an alcoholic but not much better at drinking, didn't care about such trivial details. He took out a silver-white revolver from the leather holster on his waist and took aim shakingly. The boss lady didn't dare to raise her head.

"Crack, snap, snap."

Although the boss lady at her feet was frightened by the sound of the pistol and fainted like her husband, "Big Wine Barrel" did see it with her own eyes. She was just frightened and fainted by this man, not by her powerful love gun. Cut in half.

Even though he had pulled the trigger, there was no fire or bullets ejected from the barrel.This happened several times in a row.

This bizarre sight made "Big Wine Barrel" shake his drunken head vigorously.

It wasn't until the part of his right hand that was holding the spearman felt a slight moist feeling that he realized belatedly: the gun he carried with him also swam to this island from the sea like him, and the gunpowder in the bullet It has been soaked in water for a long time and can no longer be used.

"What, isn't it already wet?" x2.

'Eh?Is it another me talking? '

But before the confused "Big Wine Barrel" could react, an irresistible force suddenly came from the back of his head.

Although he is young, his skills are considered to be the best in the South China Sea. He cannot even understand what is happening.

In this way, he fell into the same situation with the couple he was persecuting. The next time, there were two tall people coming behind him. They didn't even move to shake. They fell forward with the fist that hit the back of the head. It just fell to the ground with a "plop".

"Hahahaha, if I had known it had been soaked, I wouldn't have had to be so anxious to take out the bullet!"

The visitor spread out his clenched right hand, but six bullets that had already been soaked in seawater fell from between his fingers to the ground, making a "gurgling" sound on the stone floor of the tavern.

He casually pulled it over the corner of the tavern, and he didn't know it was the ship's cable that the sailor and bartender used to pay off his debt. At any rate, he started out as a private. He had not forgotten the days when he was collecting cables on the ship, and he even skillfully removed the former bad guest from his entire body. Tied tightly.

"That's about it. Just use this guy's bounty to compensate the owner, his wife and the tavern! Besides..."

Although he was the only one awake at this time, the visitor still said something carefree that no one else would hear:

"I took away the ham, smoked sausage, and beer in the kitchen without being polite. Sure enough, swimming is more strenuous.

Wow hahaha, just treat these things and today’s newspaper as your invitation to me! "