New Years Eve in Pokémon World

There was silence in the entire monitoring room, a dead silence.

Mikri and Dr. Omu stared at the screen dumbfounded, unable to say a word.

"Do you think there is a possibility that the water in the alien planet where this child lives is actually made of alcohol?" Mikli turned around with a very dreamy expression.

He had never seen anyone so good at drinking in his life.

Moreover, Matsuno's drinking posture looked as relaxed as drinking water, which was extremely freehand.

Looking at the whole box of beer that had just been opened and was almost completely empty, even Dr. Oki next to him couldn't help but take a breath.

"It was a mistake, it was a mistake. I didn't expect the young people today...hiss."

So terrifying.

In the room, the atmosphere became lively due to excessive drinking.

"I, let me tell you..." Qianli Pavilion Master stood up unsteadily. His face was as red as a red-faced dragon, and he smelled of alcohol. He squeezed next to Matsuno and patted him hard on the shoulder, " It's an honor... it's an honor to meet you, a foreigner, a foreigner, a foreigner..."

The three words "alien", Qianli Pavilion Master kept his tongue open and hesitated to say it. In the end, thousands of words were combined into one word.

"Brother!" This cry was so affectionate that Qianli Pavilion Master's thousands of words were contained in one sentence. His eyes staring at Matsuno were full of warmth.

Matsuno: "?"

It was quite sudden. Did the seniority rise so quickly?

After automatically interpreting the word "wai" as meaning "don't treat yourself as an outsider", he heard Qianli call him brother directly. Although as a person born in an orphanage, he longed for family affection, but even so, when encountering this kind of thing, Matsuno didn't hold back for a moment. Uncle Qianli looked at least 35 years old, which was really an advantage. Besides, Xiaoyao Yushu still called him brother, which was really a seniority difference.

Uncle Qianli seems to be quite strong, why is he just a cup?

Xiaoyao looked at his father, wishing he could stuff him into the three rooms and one living room he dug out with his toes, while Yushu looked at Dr. Odamaki who was lying on the table and had begun to sleep soundly, and at least he breathed a sigh of relief. , lamented for the first time that my father’s wine was pretty good.

Although Mitsuko was the best drinker among these people, when she drank the sixth bottle with Matsuno, she also entered a state of rest, transformed into a human-shaped large wine bottle, and sat slumped on a stool with dull eyes. Bubbles on top.

"Uncle... you're drunk. Don't just drink. Eat some food." Matsuno smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a silkworm chrysalis and put it on Qianli's plate.

Seeing the extra pupa-like creatures on the plate, Qianli Pavilion Master was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes became cloudy again, "Okay, okay... I'll give it a try."

It was obvious that alcohol had eroded his brain into chaos. He vaguely recalled Matsuno's previous actions of eating silkworm chrysalis. The owner Qianli shivered and peeled off the silkworm chrysalis, then put it in his mouth.

It smells so good!

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

Although the artificial meat in the elven world has the same ingredients as ordinary meat, and even tastes better and is more nutritious, such fancy little delicacies as silkworm chrysalises are unheard of for people in this world. Of course, maybe they can dismantle a carapace chrysalis. Pokémon like this might taste just as delicious, but absolutely no one would do that.

"Ahem, Uncle Qianli, why don't you go back and take a rest." Youshu's scalp was numb when he saw it. You must know that just now the owner Qianli didn't even dare to fry this plate of silkworm pupae. Now under the influence of alcohol, he actually directly Roll up your sleeves and eat, if you wait for him to wake up later...

The picture was so beautiful that Yushu couldn't even imagine it.

As the daughter of the owner of Qianli Restaurant, Xiaoyao's careless character didn't know who to follow. Looking at her father who was so scared just now that he didn't even dare to look at this dish, he actually started eating it at this moment. , he rolled his eyes, then picked up a crayfish and stuffed it into his father's plate.

"Dad, try this again!"

"Hey, okay, thank you, girl."

Yushu:?

Uncle Qianli, wake up quickly, Uncle Qianli!

Even Matsuno felt that this was not going to work anymore. He stared at the owner Qianli suspiciously, fearing that he would vomit on the table the next second after drinking so much and starting to feast again.

So he decided to stop things from going on like this.

"Uncle, it's so late now, why don't you go back to sleep." Matsuno gently took the chopsticks from the owner Qianli, "I'll stay with the two children for a while, so you can rest assured."

The owner Qianli was so drunk that he stared at Matsuno with hazy eyes. He was only aware that his mouth was opening and closing, but when he heard the sound, his ears couldn't tell what it meant, so he could only show a silly smile to match it. he.

Matsuno: "..."

Xiaoyao: "..."

Matsuno sighed, put down his chopsticks resignedly, pulled out the chair, and then helped the owner Qianli, Aunt Mitsuko, and Dr. Odamaki to the bedroom one by one.

The master bedroom where Senri stayed had a double bed and a sofa. After thinking about it, Matsuno put Senri and Dr. Odamaki on the double bed, and then put Mitsuko on the single sofa.

Wait, putting it this way, something seems wrong?

Matsuno suddenly realized something was wrong. He stopped walking out of the door and looked back at the room. Master Qianli and Dr. Odamaki were still sleeping soundly on the double bed, but they were extremely sleepy. They hugged each other intimately, like glue.

And Mitsuko was curled up on the sofa alone, lonely.

Matsuno nodded solemnly, he finally knew what was wrong.

He turned around and took a blanket, then covered Mitsuko.

perfect.

This time Matsuno turned around and walked away neatly, without taking away a single cloud.

Well, it turns out that although Matsuno looks the same as usual, these more than 10 bottles of wine still have some effect on Matsuno, such as now.

After sending the couple and Dr. Odamaki into the bedroom, Matsuno touched his stomach and planned to go to the bathroom to drain the water.

Although.According to the average drinking capacity of men on earth, more than 10 bottles of wine is basically nothing, but the principle of energy conservation still exists, and the water still needs to be urinated.

Coincidentally, the couple's bedroom had a separate bathroom, so Matsuno simply stopped going downstairs and planned to make do here.

Without thinking much, Matsuno directly opened the bathroom door...

A big monkey with a white body and a tuft of white hair on its head stood in front of the toilet to drain water. It looked like it had ADHD. Even during the process of urinating, it still moved around irritably. However, when the door was pulled The moment he drove the car, he was completely stunned. He turned around and looked at Matsuno with a horrified expression.

Matsuno: (???)

Hyperactive Ape: (???)

At this moment, Matsuno suddenly became particularly calm.

He took a deep breath, then quickly closed the sliding door, closed his eyes and counted three seconds in his mind, "One, two, three..." and then opened the toilet door again.

The big white monkey was gone.

A black and red luxurious ball rolled gurglingly to the bottom of the toilet, trying hard to hide itself.

Matsuno's eyes circled around the toilet.

well.

As expected, there was nothing in the toilet.

Matsuno wiped his face.

...Sure enough, I drank too much.