New Years Eve in Pokémon World

"Ye Zai, why did you just think of calling me now?"

On the other end of the phone, a slightly older voice sounded. His dialect was somewhat kind and affectionate, but if you looked carefully, you could vaguely hear that his speech was a little blurred, as if he was eating.

He was indeed eating.

"Next time you order fried chicken buckets, ask the girl selling the food not to have it spicy!"

The thin old man in a black Tang suit had gray hair and cloth shoes on his feet. He just lay on the bed, holding a large bucket of m-marked fried chicken in his arms and chewing the fried wings inside very cleanly.

"Be considerate of the old man, you bastard, and don't give me anything spicy next time, Mr. Bai."

"I know, I know, I have business here."

Mr. Bai in the village is somewhat distantly related to Matsuno. He is childless and lives alone in the village. When Matsuno's parents had an accident, they almost adopted him. However, he was too old, so Matsuno was sent to an orphanage. .

He really didn't like Master Bai calling him "Wild Boy". Although in that small village, the most affectionate way to call a child was "X Zi", his was the only name that sounded like a wild child.

But when he protested, Master Bai asked him, "Aren't you just a wild child?" Matsuno was stunned by the question. After thinking about it carefully, it was true, so he let him continue calling him.

In the village, Matsuno regarded Master Bai as his grandfather.

"Grandpa, I am living well at Uncle Qianli's house. They even live in a villa."

After Matsuno finished speaking, he felt the chewing sound on the other side stop for a moment, and then asked happily: "The villa, the villa is great, did you eat big fish and meat at your benefactor's house?"

This question successfully silenced Matsuno for a moment.

"That's right, but it tastes like it's made from tofu. By the way, Uncle Qianli has adopted me as his adopted son."

After briefly reporting the situation, Matsuno was ready to get to the point.

"I feel something is wrong here, there are some animals I have never seen before." Matsuno picked the most typical one and said, "I found a creature that looks like an alien and has ruby ​​eyes. , climbed into my car, grandpa, do you know what that is?"

Mr. Bai pulled out the head buried in the fried chicken bucket and thought about it for a moment, "I don't know, I'll help you ask someone else some other time. The fireworks are the most intense in the world during the Chinese New Year. You should avoid these things at all costs." Yes, it shouldn’t be…”

"By the way, have you drunk too much?" Mr. Bai.Suddenly, as if he remembered something, his face straightened, "Isn't it a hallucination you had after drinking too much, Ye Zai?"

Hearing Master Bai's question, Matsuno's mind immediately pictured the three of them being drunk, Qianli Pavilion Master, and he couldn't help but hesitate, "Uh... maybe, I actually drank a lot."

"Oh? White or yellow? How many boxes did you drink?"

"Beer, 3 degrees Celsius, less than a box."

Mr. Bai touched his chin, "Then you must not be drunk. Man, drinking this is not the same as drinking water?"

Matsuno's mind flashed again with the face of Qianli Pavilion Master's drunken face, and he was too embarrassed to take on Mr. Bai's fault.

"By the way, have you hidden your benefactor's villa? This New Year guy is very evil."

Matsuno nodded, and finally realized that he couldn't see it on the phone, so he quickly replied, "Hidden with the hexagram."

"good very good."

Mr. Bai's voice was very steady, and he seemed not to panic when encountering any big thing. He gave advice on the other end of the phone, "Stop keeping vigil all night, go to bed immediately, don't pay attention to any noise you hear, and live peacefully." Just night."

This is very pertinent advice.

Matsuno answered and hung up the phone, turned around, opened the door and walked into the house. On the sofa in the living room, the two children were looking at the TV with disdain. They seemed to be very disdainful of such low-level cartoons. However, this was the first time Watching this type of program makes me want to watch it again.

"It's getting late, you two should go back to bed." Matsuno decided to follow Master Bai's instructions and let the two children go back to rest quickly.

Hearing that he was about to go back to sleep, Xiaoyao, who had not yet finished venting his energy, raised his hand and asked, "Don't we still want to eat dumplings? Are we going to eat them tomorrow?"

"Of course, you can probably eat it after you wake up."

Matsuno took out his cell phone and set an early alarm clock. Without even thinking about it, it was impossible for these three drunken adults to get up early to cook dumplings for the New Year's Day. He had to do it himself.

"Remember, go to bed immediately after going to bed. If you hear any strange noises outside the door, ignore them."

……

Xiaoyao had his own room, and Matsuno and Yushu stayed in the guest room together. It was almost 1 a.m., and the two children usually fell asleep at 10:00, so after lying down, their breathing soon became stable. stand up.

after an hour.

In the bathroom of the master bedroom, a black and red luxury ball that rolled under the toilet moved tentatively, then moved again. After finding that no one was really there, it made a banging sound. Matsuno had just witnessed it. The big white monkey reappeared.

But his face turned redder than before.

hold back.

To hold in the urine.

The hyperactive ape just came out to pee, but halfway through peeing, the other half was frightened back by Matsuno who barged in without knocking, and he didn't dare to come out until now.

After settling the matter, the released hyperkinetic ape shivered, and then began to think about other things. When he thought that he had just successfully met the alien his master said, and that alien also saw him, he I couldn't help but dance with excitement.

No, he wanted to tell the other Pokémon the news, something like this had to be shown off.

Thinking of this, the hyperactive ape picked up his high-end ball from the ground, quietly opened the door of the master bedroom, turned his head and glanced at his master and mistress, as well as Dr. Odamaki, who was twisting with his master on the bed. After confirming that they were all safe, the hyperactive ape put all his energy into it and walked cautiously into the living room.

You must return to where these Pokémon are hiding without being discovered by the aliens.

The hyperkinetic ape had already thought about it. If he was discovered while walking, he would quickly hide in the ball just like before.

It’s just...it smells so good!

The hyperactive ape walked half way through the living room, and suddenly he smelled an alluring fragrance coming from the dining table.

You know, the taste of Pokémon is different from that of humans. There are too few foods on the human table that can attract him.

...Just take a look, it shouldn't matter.

The living room was pitch dark. The alien must have gone to sleep and would not have noticed its presence.

Thinking of this, the hyperkinetic ape turned around and changed his route, targeting the dining table.

The table was full of leftovers, but with a quick glance, he immediately noticed the source of the rich aroma——

That plate of silkworm chrysalises.

It seems to be the food brought by the legendary aliens.

It shouldn't matter if he tastes it secretly, right?

Thinking of this, the hyperkinetic ape carefully faced the plate of silkworm chrysalises and stretched out its sinful claws...