New Years Eve in Pokémon World

Dr. Joy dragged the mouse and dragged the progress bar of the video to where the light yellow water column appeared.

"As you can see, this water column has a very long range and is continuous without branching. It looks very healthy."

After hearing the doctor's words, the expressions of both humans and Pokémon in the audience were distorted.

How did things get to the point where everyone is studying a case of peeing?

"Ahem...yes, keep talking." Dawu, who was sitting in the front row, continued awkwardly, hoping that the doctor would drop the topic quickly.

Dr. Joy took out a physical examination report.

"However, this situation is completely inconsistent with Mr. Damalanchi!"

"Mr. Damalanchi has been suffering from kidney deficiency for three consecutive years... ahem, I mean the urinary system is weak. When he urinates, the range cannot reach this far!"

"At most, you won't pee on your shoes!"

Damalan's expression was indifferent. He tugged on the doctor's clothes, hoping that he would stop talking. Even if he was misunderstood, stop talking!

Because he knew very well in his heart that the incident of him going to Qianli Hall’s house to urinate was a lie. He was very sure that he had not done it.

However, his urinary system is not working properly...

It's true! ! !

This is a true story that is truer than diamonds, a true story that he cannot refute at all after saying it!

After hearing the doctor's impeccable reason, everyone's eyes turned back to Damalanchi's face, and then slowly moved their eyes down to an indescribable place.

Even the various Pokémon have transformed into crotch-gazing cats.

Is this true? It is understandable for older people to pee not far away, right?

This kind of thing needs to be understood!

puff puff...

It was as if all the human trainers in the entire hall were blown up by balloons, and they made the sound of air leaking at the same time.

Kona looked away and began to chew on her fingernails while holding her breath. The owner of the hotel, Kagetsu, tried her best to suppress laughter and lowered her head to play with the buttons on her shirt sleeves. Genji, the Dragon King, pulled down his hat and covered his face, his shoulders shaking. .

Although laughing at a centenarian who peeed not far away always felt like it would reduce his merits, they were not professionals and couldn't help it...

The Pokémon are different. They don't have any idea of ​​"saving face". They are just curious and want to get into Damalanchi's pants to study it on the spot.

In particular, the telepathic clay puppet began to turn its head constantly, trying to let every eye on every side get a glimpse of Damalanqi's crotch, and every eye expressed his doubts and shock.

That's too much, you telepathic puppet!

"Ahem, not only that, I also have a piece of evidence." Dr. Joy's words caused everyone and Pokémon to turn their attention from Damalanchi's crotch to him again.

"And in the video, the imposter's urine volume is very large, almost covering all the corners of the room, which is far beyond the amount of normal people. No human being has such a large bladder..."

This last reason was simply outrageous, and everyone nodded involuntarily after hearing it.

Damalanchi also nodded, and then he nodded and froze as if he had thought of something.

Wait, such a good reason, why not use it first!You have to bring out the fact that he was not far away from peeing, let’s talk about this one, right?

He has to die socially, right?

He shed blood and sweat for the Elf Alliance, wiped out evil organizations many times and escaped from dangers, many times stopped the mythical beasts from suddenly waking up from going crazy and destroying the world, and finally lived for more than 100 years.

Did you die unexpectedly today?

In their eyes, social death is worse than real death!

"Then who did this? I suspect that someone deliberately smeared the president's reputation." Adek's expression turned cold. He reached out and rubbed his cheeks that had stiffened from his secret laughter: "I think this is the same as stealing the president's reputation." The bad guys from the star creatures are all the same gang.”

Adek's idea was recognized by most people. Just when everyone was guessing who was responsible, Dawu's Metagross sneaked up to Dawu and tried to communicate with him.

"I...know...know"

Although Metagross also has superpower attributes, he is a physical attack type. Compared with Gardevoir, who is a special attack type, he is not very skilled in brain wave communication. In Dawu's mind, he couldn't understand a single sentence.

In the end, I couldn't help it anymore, so I cast an image of Latias and placed it in Daigo's mind.

"It's him!!" After Metagross finished speaking, he hesitated for a moment and then added: "Maybe, it's not him."

Pokémon are more aggressive than humans. They believe that the one who can fight is the boss, or has a special talent, such as being very beautiful, or having the ability to turn into a human.

And Latios happens to be able to do both.

The legendary extremely rare phantom beast is powerful, good-looking, and can turn into a human!

So Metagross was a little hesitant. He felt that Latios couldn't do such a thing as peeing anywhere.

Just like people thought Damalanchi couldn't do such a thing.

Daigo was stunned, and he immediately stood up, walked to Damalanqi, whispered a few words to him, and then pointed to the elf ball on Damalanqi's waist.

Latias?

Damalanchi was stunned for a moment, then immediately picked up the Poké Ball and released Latios who was sleeping inside.

After a burst of blue light appeared, Latios was forcibly awakened from his sleep. He almost couldn't maintain his floating state and squatted directly on the ground. He was stunned for a moment and looked at the scene surrounded by people. Confused.

Suddenly, he started to glare at his master.

Damalanqi looked at his beloved pet's stunned eyes, and then pouted in the direction of the video.

Latios:?

He slowly turned his head and slowly, slowly looked at the video.

In the video, it was the scene where he was marking at the home of the owner of Qianli Hall.

However, the video looked like he was wearing the shell of his own owner, Dama Lanqi, like a street kid at Qianli Pavilion owner's house, holding up his pants and peeing wherever he saw something unpleasant.

Latios froze on the spot.

How come it was recorded?

And...everyone saw it?

He slowly and slowly turned back and looked at Damalanchi with extremely guilty eyes, while a drop of cold sweat left on his forehead.

"Is there anything you want to explain, Latios?"

Judging from the way he was almost unsteady in flying, not to mention humans, even Pokémon could tell that it was him!

Under the gaze of all humans, Pokémon, and telekinesis dolls, Latios felt his blood rush to his head.

He couldn't hold back on the spot, and his big eyes immediately burst into tears. He flew to the door and was ready to burst into tears. He opened the door with his paws, just like those wives who burst into tears when they catch their husband cheating on her as soon as they come home. .

I pulled the door but it didn't open.

After another pull, Latios used all his strength to pull down the temporary door.

Click!

Suddenly, there were more than a dozen Pokémon lying on the floor behind the door. They were eavesdropping through the cracks of the door and fell to the ground like dominoes. They were also the Pokémon of the kings of the museum, but they were not the main force so they were not eligible to enter.

brush!

These Pokémon raised their heads in unison and stared at Latios with subtle and incomprehensible eyes.

But Latios only had one idea in his mind.

It's over, Barbie q's over.

He is going to be famous in the elf world!