Elf: I have the Four Heavenly Kings of Darkness

"Sun Elf!"

"Moon elves!"

"Wag your tail!!" Spades and clubs shouted together.

The sun elves and moon elves shook their cute tails respectively after receiving the order.

And this trick did not make the opponent negligent, but made the audience take their guard off.

"Are there any mistakes? I'm not here to see two cats wagging their tails. I'm here to watch the elves fight!"

"That's right, I came all the way here to see the beauty, not to see the two elves swinging there."

"Well, the sun elves and moon elves are not cats. They have the characteristics of cats, dogs, and foxes. They should be considered a hybrid."

"The idiot who got his head caught when he went out just now started discussing breeds at this time. He likes to discuss so much. Let me let you know that a human head can also be turned into a pig's head."

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"Well, after the sun elves and the moon elves wagged their tails at each other, their...their defenses were infinitely lowered...then, they fell to the ground at the same time!" It sounds so weird to be honest.

"There is no need to change the venue, anyway, we don't want to advance."

"Yeah, let's show our elves in everyone's eyes!"

Originally, it was time for intermission, but everyone didn't go to rest. They wanted to see what kind of elves could show their affection.

"Let's invite the fourth pair of newcomers, oh, no, let's invite the fourth pair of elves!"

Under the shout of the host, spades and clubs threw the elf balls at the same time again.

Two white lights flashed, and the elves that appeared turned out to be two cows.

Cantero and the big milk jug.

"Kentaro will form a group to live. In the group, whoever has the thickest and longest horns and is full of scars will become the boss."

Xiaogang opened the introduction to the illustration book, and then talked about the information about the big milk tank: "If you don't milk the big milk tank every day, it will feel uncomfortable in the body, and when milking the big milk tank, the trick is to start from Squeeze the nipple rhythmically from top to bottom."

A large "well" appeared on Xiaosheng's forehead, "Okay! Shut up! You're not introducing elves at all!"

Xiao Sheng pulled Xiao Gang's ears off, and Xiao Gang rolled on the ground in pain.

"Kentaro, charge and attack!"

"Big milk pot, rolling attack!"

The speed of the big milk pot was very fast, and it rolled in front of Kentaro, and Kentaro used its pair of big horns to push the big milk pot up, and the big milk pot rode on Kentaro's back .

Cantero ran up and down the field with the big milk jug until he was exhausted.

"Is this the love that never hits the south wall and never looks back?"

"No, this is to accompany you on the road to Niusheng. I can't walk until Niuniu."

The big milk pot pushed Kentaro and left the field together, and the two elves were also eliminated.

"The next is you, come out!"

"Big Rock Snake!"

"Iron Armor!"

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The audience looked puzzled.

"What kind of couple are this big rock snake and iron shell shell?"

"That's right, the Kentaro and the big milk pot just now are cows anyway, the big rock snake is a rock, and the armored shell is a shell? Can this also form CP?"

An inappropriate voice sounded again: "Accurately speaking, iron shell shells belong to bivalve elves, not simple shells. There are also pearl shells similar to iron shell shells. In addition, iron shell shells and sea hares are still relatives. they…"

Before the pedantic man finished speaking, he was beaten into a pig's head by the people next to him.

"There's a lot of nonsense, I've put up with you for a long time." A man wearing glasses added a kick at the end.

"It's finally quiet, let's see why the big rock snake and the iron shell shell bring a couple."

"Big rock snake, use it to harden!"

"Iron armor shell, use clamp!"

The screen of the live broadcast was suddenly cut off, and the director hurriedly replayed the screen and cast it on the host's face.

The host was also sweating, and almost broadcast the accident.

With so many people watching, these two contestants actually let Big Rock Snake and Tiejiabei do this!

The host embarrassingly relayed the battle on the field, "The big rock snake's defense power has improved, and its tail hit the iron armor shell fiercely. The iron armor shell deliberately let the big rock snake fight over. By the way, the tail of the big rock snake was caught by the way, and the big rock snake couldn't move. At the same time, the iron armor shell used the water gun trick. It sprayed a lot of water inside and hit the big rock snake's tail. The big rock snake made a heavy cry Let the armored shell become more and more courageous, and the armored shell took the initiative to attack, first screaming, and then using the freezing light to freeze the tail of the big rock snake..."

The picture of the host was also cut away. Although the content he relayed was accurate, it always made people feel uncomfortable when he said it.

"Then switch to the auditorium!"

The cameraman could only show some normal pictures, but he saw couples of young couples in the audience playing the game of lip-to-mouth.

"Damn it, there's no place to broadcast it in the entire venue!"

The cameraman had no choice but to raise the camera to the sky, the sky was suddenly covered with dark clouds, and it began to rain heavily.

The heavy rain hit the big rock snake, making it very uncomfortable, and the armored shell was also panting from exhaustion because it took the initiative to attack.

"Okay, okay, go and announce the result of the game!"

The people in the assembly hurriedly asked the referee to announce that the two elves had lost their fighting consciousness, and skipped this paragraph quickly.

"What? Where did they lose their fighting consciousness? I think their fighting spirit is strong!"

"That's right, the environment and the atmosphere have been enhanced here, so what are you going to do early, can't it last longer?"

The audience asked the big rock snake and the iron shell to continue fighting.

The referee refused, and he immediately raised the flag to signal the two players to continue the game quickly.

Spades and clubs laughed together, and the sixth pair of elves appeared.

"What? Is this an elf?"

I saw exactly the same Mr. Spades and Miss Plum Blossoms appearing on the playing field.

Mr. Spades on the field looked at Miss Plum Blossom affectionately, walked over slowly, took out the ring in his arms, knelt down on one knee and asked Miss Plum Blossom to agree.

The club on the field put on the ring without hesitation and agreed to Spade's proposal.

Heavy rain comes and goes quickly.

The first ray of sunshine after clearing shines in the middle of the field.

At this time, Mr. Spades and Miss Plum Blossoms on the field turned into monsters, waiting for the real Mr. Spades and Miss Plum Blossoms to come.

All the elves and spectators were watching the two of them.

Spade didn't say anything, and didn't take any ring, but hugged club tightly under the sunshine.