Shenhao: I am the villain, understand?Villains!

"Humph!"

Ling Feng let out a cold snort, and his mood suddenly became unbeautiful, and he didn't feel comfortable looking at anything.

Lowering his head, he happened to see a charred branch and kicked it away.

Um?No kicks?

Ling Feng gasped in surprise, how could there be branches that he couldn't kick?

Thinking about it, he lowered his head to check, but when he lowered his head again, he realized that the scorched branch under his feet had disappeared in place.

Ling Feng scratched his head, he could only think that it was an illusion caused by being too angry.

……

"what!!!"

The coke incarnated by Chu Ran opened his eyes again, clutching his scorched fingers, silently aching.

And if Ling Feng saw the fingers that Chu Ran was holding in his arms at this time, he would definitely find that Chu Ran's fingers looked very similar to the branches he kicked away before.

Of course, this was a joke, because it was Chu Ran's finger that Ling Feng kicked before.

The moment Ling Feng kicked him, under the action of pain and conditioned reflex, Chu Ran immediately withdrew his fingers.

There was also a scene where Ling Feng looked down, but the branches disappeared on the ground.

On Chu Ran's head, Ling Feng suddenly covered his lower abdomen, with a hint of anxiety on his face, and said strangely:

"What's the matter, why do you suddenly want to go to the toilet?"

"When I came here, I had just solved a problem. Now I can't go to the village or go to the store. What should I do?"

Ling Feng scratched his head, looked around in distress, and then looked at the people digging around. There were potholes everywhere, and only the complete place under his feet could solve it.

After all, he is a man who doesn't stick to trifles. After making a decision, Ling Feng untied his belt.

The moonlight shone on the bird, the bird's mouth, and soon, Ling Feng let out a comfortable sigh.

The bird's mouth also spit out a water column, and the water column was so strong that even if it was windy, it would not affect its trend at all.

It landed on the ground precisely, making a sizzling sound.

"Ah~"

Ling Feng closed his eyes comfortably, enjoying this rare peace.

underground.

Chu Ran was terrified. Although he couldn't see the picture above his head, he happened to be able to hear Ling Feng's words.

Don't really want to pee?Shouldn't it?

As soon as this thought arose, Chu Ran heard the sound of "Zi Zi Zi", and immediately after, the soil on the top of his head began to moisten again.

It landed on my hair, on my scalp, on my eyelashes, and even on my lips...

For the first time, Chu Ran knew that the taste of urine was slightly bitter and not tasty.

Of course, it is also possible that Ling Feng got angry, which caused the taste to become worse, and the urine he passed was all yellow, so he must be criticized for this.

Chu Ran closed her eyes. Facing the humiliation of urinating on her head, Chu Ran was very angry, but she thought of being a man who could stretch and shrink.

It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

so...

Just suppress this anger for now.

But Chu Ran has already remembered this man's voice, and when he comes back in the future, he must let this damned man throw it in the urine and drown!

Can't let diabetic patients come, and ask for the urine of uremic patients, it is absolutely impossible to let this person taste a little bit of sweetness!

Holding back his breath, Chu Ran still suppressed the anger in his heart.

He was at the end of his strength right now, but just by listening to the outside world, he could tell that there were definitely a lot of people.

Anyway, it's not something Chu Ran can resist, maybe, but it's not necessary.

What Chu Ran needs now is to hide his position.

Even if I killed them all, I felt comfortable, but at the same time my position was exposed.

Moreover, based on what they dared to say when they first came, it can be known that behind this group of people should be the person who slandered themselves and used various methods to kill themselves.

That man was simply insane, and Chu Ran felt that he was not worthy of him using so many means.

But he just used it. What kind of hatred is this?

Chu Ran searched her mind countless times in her heart, but she couldn't figure out when in her life she offended someone so badly.

Unless it was the enemy left by the old man, but he didn't mention it in his diary, so Chu Ran couldn't be sure.

In the end, I can only keep this doubt in my heart and slowly settle it in the future.

Chu Ran closed her eyes and kept thinking about various things in her mind to divert her attention.

After an unknown amount of time, the "sizzling" sound that frightened Chu Ran finally disappeared in Chu Ran's ears.

Chu Ran also breathed a sigh of relief. Although his body is already full of filth, it is good news to stop.

Unexpectedly, Chu Ran breathed a sigh of relief, lightly sniffed the foul smell on his body, and held his breath in disgust.

I really wanted to use my energy to evaporate them all, but I was afraid of attracting the attention of the people above, so I had no choice but to give up.

Suppressing the nausea, he blocked his sense of smell and closed his eyes to ignore it.

But the culprit who made Chu Ran feel so uncomfortable was that he stood on top of Chu Ran's head with a brisk face, shaking, shaking, and then carefully retracted the bird on his waist.

Lifting the trousers slightly to keep the zipper on the surface away from the bird, Ling Feng slowly closed the zipper.

As for why you should be so careful, don't ask, asking is a lesson from history.

That kind of severe pain, even if Ling Feng had reached the level of strength at this time, he definitely didn't want to bear it again.

As long as it's a man, it doesn't matter whether he is a master of Huajin or a master of Gangjin, his weakness should be his weakness, and it can't be changed.

After zipping it up, Ling Feng also heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at the soil that he had fertilized, his eyes were transparent, a little playful and unexpected.

Then he took out the watch in his pocket and glanced at the time. Seeing that it was almost midnight, Ling Feng clicked his tongue again and complained:

"The time flies so fast, it will be midnight in a blink of an eye, and when I get home, Jie'er will complain about me again."

Seeing that it was so late, Ling Feng didn't want to procrastinate any longer.

He stepped forward and stepped on the place where he had urinated before, and did not dislike the urine still remaining on it.

Then he stomped lightly, deliberately keeping his feet away from the remaining puddles that were not absorbed by the soil, and said:

"Don't hide, come out."

"It's getting late, don't waste your time."

"If you don't die, you will be punished."