Soul Journey to the West: I have a ten thousand times crit system
Chapter 134 My Ability Is Embarrassing
"It's a sin, a monk can eat this kind of food." On the other hand, Sandwalker, who pretended to be more serious than anyone else, clasped his hands together, honestly.
"Thank you, little master. We are all monks. This fruit is like a child. It is a sin." Sandwalker took the lead, and Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong stood up together, and refused in a low voice.
At this time, Jin Chanzi was embarrassed, you all finished your lines, what did I say?
After thinking for a while: "Thank you, little master, for your kindness. Wait for me to say hello to your master."
"Cut, forget it if you don't eat it, bumpkin." With a mutter, Qingfeng and Mingyue left with ginseng fruit, obviously a little unhappy.
"I just looked at it with the broken golden pupil, and there is indeed a problem with this ginseng fruit.
From the outside, it looks like a spiritual fruit, but there is a ray of black air inside, which has condensed into the shape of a heart. Once eaten, something will happen. "After Qingfeng and Mingyue left, Sun Wukong asked everyone to come closer and told what he saw.
"Everyone, his fruit is not simple. It is fed by the souls and blood essence of virgin boys and girls. It is not pure at all. Once eaten, it will become bloodthirsty.
When Sun Wukong ate a ginseng fruit, he almost caused a catastrophe, but fortunately he used the golden pupil to break the situation..." Zhen Yuanzi's strength was too terrifying, and Zhu Ganglie signaled everyone to set off overnight and leave Wuzhuang Temple directly.
Don't underestimate Zhen Yuanzi, this guy is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, and his cultivation level is even higher than that of Duobao Tathagata. Once he fights, his cultivation level will be exposed, so the best way is not to provoke him.
"That's okay, we will set off immediately after the sky darkens." After deliberation, everyone decided to set off at night and avoid Zhen Yuanzi first.
How did they know that everything was in Zhen Yuanzi's calculations, why did he go to visit his friends, and he was clearly waiting for Jin Chanzi to escape on the way to learn the scriptures.
My own ginseng fruit is clear in my heart, as long as I eat the first one, I will definitely want to eat the second one. With Monkey King's character, there will definitely be trouble.
Zhen Yuanzi also has no friendship with Jin Chanzi, the two met at the orchid pot meeting, at the orchid pot meeting, Jin Chanzi was the receptionist, and handed Zhen Yuanzi a cup of tea with his own hands, Zhen Yuanzi took this as cause and effect , Planning the purification of ginseng fruit.
For people like Zhen Yuanzi, Cihang Guanyin also made a favor. He helped Zhen Yuanzi purify the ginseng fruit, and Zhen Yuanzi helped him obtain merits. Everyone got what they needed, and everyone was happy.
"Here we come." Standing on the top of the mountain, Zhen Yuanzi stared at the avenue when he came, and couldn't help laughing.
He guessed that something bad would happen to Monkey King, but he didn't expect it to go so smoothly. Normally, he would have to wait an hour or two. Unexpectedly, Monkey King and his team cooperated so much that they advanced the time by two hours.
"Jin Chanzi, I kindly invited you to eat ginseng fruit. Is this how you treat your friends?" With a wave of his hand, Jin Chanzi and the others didn't even react, and Zhen Yuanzi put them into their sleeves.
The universe in the sleeve sounds scary, but it is not a great supernatural power, the fox king can do it, as long as he understands the power of space, it is easy to do.
"Good guy, the boss guessed it right, Zhen Yuanzi is waiting for us on the road." Putting it in his sleeves, Sand Walker looked at Zhu Ganglie, his admiration was like a surging river, out of control.
"Attention, pretend to be innocent for a while, and see how Zhen Yuanzi smooths things over." With a smile, Zhu Ganglie signaled everyone to pretend for a while, and when Zhen Yuanzi finds that the ginseng fruit tree is intact, let's see how he ends up.
"Qingfeng and Mingyue, tell the servants to set up firewood and get some oil pans." The first time he returned to Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi asked Qingfeng and Mingyue to set up the scene first.
Qingfeng and Mingyue were obviously not the first to do this, their movements were very sloppy, and they quickly set up the oil pan, and even made a few wooden stakes and ropes, and quickly formed a large formation, waiting for Zhen Yuanzi to give an order.
"Tie it up." With a wave of his hand, Jin Chanzi and the other five flew out, directly sticking to the tree stump, and were tied up by five flowers.
Under the five people was the hot oil pan, which frightened Sandwalker into a fool and almost exposed his cultivation.
"Child Zhenyuan, you are the ancestor of the Earth Immortals after all, aren't you afraid that the Western Church will be unhappy when you treat us like this?" Staring at Zhenyuanzi, Monkey King roared with an extremely aggrieved expression.
Sun Wukong scolded him, but he acted in his true colors. If it weren't for this guy who tricked him, he might not have fought with Duobao Tathagata. After he blew himself up, Sun Wukong had dropped a lot of cultivation, otherwise he might have been quasi-sage.
"Monkey head, you have the nerve to talk about me?
I read that I have some friendship with your master, and I kindly entertained you with ginseng fruit. How do you do it? Do you need me to repeat it? "Cultivated to reach the realm of Zhen Yuanzi, everyone is an actor, Zhen Yuanzi didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he scolded Monkey King instead.
"Joke, you give people ginseng fruit, do we want to eat it? Your ginseng fruit looks like a child. As a monk, we should strictly demand ourselves according to the Buddhist precepts. How can there be any reason in this world to force others to eat?" Laughed a few times, Sun Wukong broke the rope with a jerk, pointed at Zhen Yuanzi, and asked Zhen Yuanzi to explain.
"What did you say?" Outburst of spiritual thoughts, Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly checked his ginseng fruit tree, and as several restrictions were opened, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned.
Not only did Monkey King not touch the ginseng fruit tree, he didn't even eat the fruit.
"Master, they see that the fruit looks like a child, and no one wants to eat it..." Seeing Zhen Yuanzi standing still, Qingfeng and Mingyue hurriedly explained.
"I..." Opening his mouth wide, Zhen Yuanzi realized that he couldn't do it anymore, how embarrassing it would be at this moment.
"Xiao Zhenyuan, take this ingot of silver and count it as the silver tael we pay for your fast meal." Raising his hand and throwing out a silver ingot, Monkey King snorted coldly, and began to untie Jin Chanzi and Zhu Ganglie.
"No... that's not right. Journey to the West is not how it is done. I have planned it in advance. Why did I lose the chain at a critical moment?" Because he was too frightened, Zhen Yuanzi even forgot to make a move, and the silver slammed on Zhen Yuanzi's forehead On the ground, it was rebounded by the force, and it was blown into powder.
At this time, Zhen Yuanzi was very embarrassed. He kept asking himself, who am I and where am I?What to do next?
If Cihang Guanyin is here, he should comfort him: "Brother Zhenyuan, I am familiar with this matter, and it will be fine if you get used to this kind of thing."
"Wait a minute...you can't leave?" Seeing Monkey King leading Jin Chanzi and Zhu Ganglie out, Zhen Yuanzi's figure flickered and blocked the door.
"Why, you want to use me as a human flesh bun?" With a sneer, Sand Walker bumped into Zhen Yuanzi's shoulder and took the lead to go out.
"I..." Thinking quickly, Zhen Yuanzi found himself speechless.
Eat your vegetarian meal, Monkey King has already paid for it.
As for the well-arranged ginseng fruit, people didn't eat them at all, so what reason do you have to keep them?
"Why... it went smoothly at the beginning, what went wrong?" Clenching his fist, Zhen Yuanzi felt liver pain and was about to spurt out a mouthful of blood.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha." After walking out of Longevity Hill, Monkey King and his party laughed, not to mention how happy they were.
"Boss, your plan is really brilliant. Looking at Zhen Yuanzi's expression at that time, he felt like he was about to cry." Monkey King smiled the happiest. This kind of scene that makes people want to hit themselves, but they can't find a reason, really Very relieved.
"I learned...I learned, the so-called killing people and punishing their hearts. Before killing people, one must learn to punish one's heart. Zhen Yuanzi wanted to plot against us, but found that he couldn't find a reason. This is the act of punishing one's heart." He squeezed his chin. , Sandwalker was talking to himself, and from his appearance, he seemed to be taking notes.
"Don't be too happy, Zhen Yuanzi won't just let it go, if I'm not wrong, he will destroy the ginseng fruit tree himself, then plant it on us and trap us.
Fifth, you put away this barrel of nectar. If Zhen Yuanzi takes us back, we will restore the ginseng fruit tree for him.
By the way, let's wash your face first, preferably your feet. Zhen Yuanzi should like a ginseng fruit tree that smells like feet. "Zhu Ganglie likes to put himself in another place when doing things. Zhen Yuanzi has made such a big scandal, so he will definitely not let it go.
If you want to regain face, the best way is to frame it. This will not only save face, but also change the attributes of ginseng fruit. Why not do it?
This trick is often used by the Heavenly Court. You reason with him, he plays a hooligan, you play a hooligan for him, and he tells you the rules of heaven. Anyway, he just wants to trick you. Who told you that you are not strong enough?
"I'll wash my face!"
"I am coming too."
"Lao Sha, your feet are the smelliest, so I leave the task of washing your feet to you."
……
Thinking that Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit would carry the smell of feet, Monkey King couldn't help being excited, and took the lead in washing his face.
"Hericium, you are so brave, you dare to destroy my ginseng fruit tree." Sand Walker had just finished washing his feet, when Zhen Yuanzi came, and once again used his sleeves to arrest Monkey King and his party.
This time, Zhen Yuanzi directly brought Monkey King and his party to the ginseng fruit tree, and took out a few monkey hairs as evidence.
"Child Zhenyuan, you are really annoying. If you want to destroy the ginseng fruit tree, you should destroy it before we go far. You came to arrest us just after we left Longevity Hill. Are you full?" Finding a place to sit down, Monkey King looked at Zhen Yuanzi with a mocking expression.
Zhen Yuanzi was a quasi-sage, so he didn't do this kind of thing very often, and he still couldn't hold back his face, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, almost revealing his secrets.
"I give you two options:
First, bury me with the ginseng fruit tree, and I will kill you all;
Second, you find a way to revive the ginseng fruit tree for me. As long as the ginseng fruit tree is revived, I will not blame the past. " After a moment of silence, Zhen Yuanzi spoke the lines he had prepared in advance and let Monkey King choose.
"Let's choose first, you kill Tang Xuanzang first." Originally, Zhu Ganglie didn't want to speak, and quietly watched Zhen Yuanzi fill the cup, but this guy didn't know what to do, and even gave the proposition, how could Zhu Ganglie be used to him.
"Yeah, we're number one.
It is difficult to learn the scriptures, and we have long since given up on it. If you killed Tang Xuanzang, we just broke up and went our separate ways. As soon as Zhu Ganglie finished speaking, Monkey King and Little White Dragon hurriedly stood up and loudly defended Zhu Ganglie's point of view.
"Thank you, little master. We are all monks. This fruit is like a child. It is a sin." Sandwalker took the lead, and Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong stood up together, and refused in a low voice.
At this time, Jin Chanzi was embarrassed, you all finished your lines, what did I say?
After thinking for a while: "Thank you, little master, for your kindness. Wait for me to say hello to your master."
"Cut, forget it if you don't eat it, bumpkin." With a mutter, Qingfeng and Mingyue left with ginseng fruit, obviously a little unhappy.
"I just looked at it with the broken golden pupil, and there is indeed a problem with this ginseng fruit.
From the outside, it looks like a spiritual fruit, but there is a ray of black air inside, which has condensed into the shape of a heart. Once eaten, something will happen. "After Qingfeng and Mingyue left, Sun Wukong asked everyone to come closer and told what he saw.
"Everyone, his fruit is not simple. It is fed by the souls and blood essence of virgin boys and girls. It is not pure at all. Once eaten, it will become bloodthirsty.
When Sun Wukong ate a ginseng fruit, he almost caused a catastrophe, but fortunately he used the golden pupil to break the situation..." Zhen Yuanzi's strength was too terrifying, and Zhu Ganglie signaled everyone to set off overnight and leave Wuzhuang Temple directly.
Don't underestimate Zhen Yuanzi, this guy is the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, and his cultivation level is even higher than that of Duobao Tathagata. Once he fights, his cultivation level will be exposed, so the best way is not to provoke him.
"That's okay, we will set off immediately after the sky darkens." After deliberation, everyone decided to set off at night and avoid Zhen Yuanzi first.
How did they know that everything was in Zhen Yuanzi's calculations, why did he go to visit his friends, and he was clearly waiting for Jin Chanzi to escape on the way to learn the scriptures.
My own ginseng fruit is clear in my heart, as long as I eat the first one, I will definitely want to eat the second one. With Monkey King's character, there will definitely be trouble.
Zhen Yuanzi also has no friendship with Jin Chanzi, the two met at the orchid pot meeting, at the orchid pot meeting, Jin Chanzi was the receptionist, and handed Zhen Yuanzi a cup of tea with his own hands, Zhen Yuanzi took this as cause and effect , Planning the purification of ginseng fruit.
For people like Zhen Yuanzi, Cihang Guanyin also made a favor. He helped Zhen Yuanzi purify the ginseng fruit, and Zhen Yuanzi helped him obtain merits. Everyone got what they needed, and everyone was happy.
"Here we come." Standing on the top of the mountain, Zhen Yuanzi stared at the avenue when he came, and couldn't help laughing.
He guessed that something bad would happen to Monkey King, but he didn't expect it to go so smoothly. Normally, he would have to wait an hour or two. Unexpectedly, Monkey King and his team cooperated so much that they advanced the time by two hours.
"Jin Chanzi, I kindly invited you to eat ginseng fruit. Is this how you treat your friends?" With a wave of his hand, Jin Chanzi and the others didn't even react, and Zhen Yuanzi put them into their sleeves.
The universe in the sleeve sounds scary, but it is not a great supernatural power, the fox king can do it, as long as he understands the power of space, it is easy to do.
"Good guy, the boss guessed it right, Zhen Yuanzi is waiting for us on the road." Putting it in his sleeves, Sand Walker looked at Zhu Ganglie, his admiration was like a surging river, out of control.
"Attention, pretend to be innocent for a while, and see how Zhen Yuanzi smooths things over." With a smile, Zhu Ganglie signaled everyone to pretend for a while, and when Zhen Yuanzi finds that the ginseng fruit tree is intact, let's see how he ends up.
"Qingfeng and Mingyue, tell the servants to set up firewood and get some oil pans." The first time he returned to Wuzhuang Temple, Zhen Yuanzi asked Qingfeng and Mingyue to set up the scene first.
Qingfeng and Mingyue were obviously not the first to do this, their movements were very sloppy, and they quickly set up the oil pan, and even made a few wooden stakes and ropes, and quickly formed a large formation, waiting for Zhen Yuanzi to give an order.
"Tie it up." With a wave of his hand, Jin Chanzi and the other five flew out, directly sticking to the tree stump, and were tied up by five flowers.
Under the five people was the hot oil pan, which frightened Sandwalker into a fool and almost exposed his cultivation.
"Child Zhenyuan, you are the ancestor of the Earth Immortals after all, aren't you afraid that the Western Church will be unhappy when you treat us like this?" Staring at Zhenyuanzi, Monkey King roared with an extremely aggrieved expression.
Sun Wukong scolded him, but he acted in his true colors. If it weren't for this guy who tricked him, he might not have fought with Duobao Tathagata. After he blew himself up, Sun Wukong had dropped a lot of cultivation, otherwise he might have been quasi-sage.
"Monkey head, you have the nerve to talk about me?
I read that I have some friendship with your master, and I kindly entertained you with ginseng fruit. How do you do it? Do you need me to repeat it? "Cultivated to reach the realm of Zhen Yuanzi, everyone is an actor, Zhen Yuanzi didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, and he scolded Monkey King instead.
"Joke, you give people ginseng fruit, do we want to eat it? Your ginseng fruit looks like a child. As a monk, we should strictly demand ourselves according to the Buddhist precepts. How can there be any reason in this world to force others to eat?" Laughed a few times, Sun Wukong broke the rope with a jerk, pointed at Zhen Yuanzi, and asked Zhen Yuanzi to explain.
"What did you say?" Outburst of spiritual thoughts, Zhen Yuanzi hurriedly checked his ginseng fruit tree, and as several restrictions were opened, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned.
Not only did Monkey King not touch the ginseng fruit tree, he didn't even eat the fruit.
"Master, they see that the fruit looks like a child, and no one wants to eat it..." Seeing Zhen Yuanzi standing still, Qingfeng and Mingyue hurriedly explained.
"I..." Opening his mouth wide, Zhen Yuanzi realized that he couldn't do it anymore, how embarrassing it would be at this moment.
"Xiao Zhenyuan, take this ingot of silver and count it as the silver tael we pay for your fast meal." Raising his hand and throwing out a silver ingot, Monkey King snorted coldly, and began to untie Jin Chanzi and Zhu Ganglie.
"No... that's not right. Journey to the West is not how it is done. I have planned it in advance. Why did I lose the chain at a critical moment?" Because he was too frightened, Zhen Yuanzi even forgot to make a move, and the silver slammed on Zhen Yuanzi's forehead On the ground, it was rebounded by the force, and it was blown into powder.
At this time, Zhen Yuanzi was very embarrassed. He kept asking himself, who am I and where am I?What to do next?
If Cihang Guanyin is here, he should comfort him: "Brother Zhenyuan, I am familiar with this matter, and it will be fine if you get used to this kind of thing."
"Wait a minute...you can't leave?" Seeing Monkey King leading Jin Chanzi and Zhu Ganglie out, Zhen Yuanzi's figure flickered and blocked the door.
"Why, you want to use me as a human flesh bun?" With a sneer, Sand Walker bumped into Zhen Yuanzi's shoulder and took the lead to go out.
"I..." Thinking quickly, Zhen Yuanzi found himself speechless.
Eat your vegetarian meal, Monkey King has already paid for it.
As for the well-arranged ginseng fruit, people didn't eat them at all, so what reason do you have to keep them?
"Why... it went smoothly at the beginning, what went wrong?" Clenching his fist, Zhen Yuanzi felt liver pain and was about to spurt out a mouthful of blood.
"Hahahaha...hahahaha." After walking out of Longevity Hill, Monkey King and his party laughed, not to mention how happy they were.
"Boss, your plan is really brilliant. Looking at Zhen Yuanzi's expression at that time, he felt like he was about to cry." Monkey King smiled the happiest. This kind of scene that makes people want to hit themselves, but they can't find a reason, really Very relieved.
"I learned...I learned, the so-called killing people and punishing their hearts. Before killing people, one must learn to punish one's heart. Zhen Yuanzi wanted to plot against us, but found that he couldn't find a reason. This is the act of punishing one's heart." He squeezed his chin. , Sandwalker was talking to himself, and from his appearance, he seemed to be taking notes.
"Don't be too happy, Zhen Yuanzi won't just let it go, if I'm not wrong, he will destroy the ginseng fruit tree himself, then plant it on us and trap us.
Fifth, you put away this barrel of nectar. If Zhen Yuanzi takes us back, we will restore the ginseng fruit tree for him.
By the way, let's wash your face first, preferably your feet. Zhen Yuanzi should like a ginseng fruit tree that smells like feet. "Zhu Ganglie likes to put himself in another place when doing things. Zhen Yuanzi has made such a big scandal, so he will definitely not let it go.
If you want to regain face, the best way is to frame it. This will not only save face, but also change the attributes of ginseng fruit. Why not do it?
This trick is often used by the Heavenly Court. You reason with him, he plays a hooligan, you play a hooligan for him, and he tells you the rules of heaven. Anyway, he just wants to trick you. Who told you that you are not strong enough?
"I'll wash my face!"
"I am coming too."
"Lao Sha, your feet are the smelliest, so I leave the task of washing your feet to you."
……
Thinking that Zhenyuanzi's ginseng fruit would carry the smell of feet, Monkey King couldn't help being excited, and took the lead in washing his face.
"Hericium, you are so brave, you dare to destroy my ginseng fruit tree." Sand Walker had just finished washing his feet, when Zhen Yuanzi came, and once again used his sleeves to arrest Monkey King and his party.
This time, Zhen Yuanzi directly brought Monkey King and his party to the ginseng fruit tree, and took out a few monkey hairs as evidence.
"Child Zhenyuan, you are really annoying. If you want to destroy the ginseng fruit tree, you should destroy it before we go far. You came to arrest us just after we left Longevity Hill. Are you full?" Finding a place to sit down, Monkey King looked at Zhen Yuanzi with a mocking expression.
Zhen Yuanzi was a quasi-sage, so he didn't do this kind of thing very often, and he still couldn't hold back his face, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, almost revealing his secrets.
"I give you two options:
First, bury me with the ginseng fruit tree, and I will kill you all;
Second, you find a way to revive the ginseng fruit tree for me. As long as the ginseng fruit tree is revived, I will not blame the past. " After a moment of silence, Zhen Yuanzi spoke the lines he had prepared in advance and let Monkey King choose.
"Let's choose first, you kill Tang Xuanzang first." Originally, Zhu Ganglie didn't want to speak, and quietly watched Zhen Yuanzi fill the cup, but this guy didn't know what to do, and even gave the proposition, how could Zhu Ganglie be used to him.
"Yeah, we're number one.
It is difficult to learn the scriptures, and we have long since given up on it. If you killed Tang Xuanzang, we just broke up and went our separate ways. As soon as Zhu Ganglie finished speaking, Monkey King and Little White Dragon hurriedly stood up and loudly defended Zhu Ganglie's point of view.
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