Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Toilet! Toilet! Where is the toilet!"

Princess Cecilia held her belly and held on to the wall.

She hurriedly walked around the demon clan's former palace, looking for the location of the toilet.

She had just arrived at the City Lord's Mansion not long ago and was not familiar with the environment here.

The reason why I ran this way was because there was a conspicuous toilet sign at the entrance of this passage.

“It’s still 100 meters away from the toilet, which is great!”

Princess Cecilia followed the sign and came to the end of this passage.

Unexpectedly, there is still a sign there.

"20 meters left!"

Cecilia turned in a direction, holding on to the wall and continued running that way.

"And, ten meters?"

Cecilia turned her head and looked at the sign in the distance that said 20 meters away, which was hundreds of meters away.

For a moment, Princess Cecilia felt another stream of hot and moist liquid coming out of her back!

"what!"

Nine meters, eight meters, seven meters, six meters.

For the first time, Cecilia knew that the distance of one meter actually required hundreds of steps.

When she finally crossed the 'one meter left' sign, Princess Cecilia saw a scene that made her unbelievable.

"Is there still 0.9 meters left from the toilet?"

"No!"

There are 0.1 meters left, 0.01 meters left, and 0.001 meters left from the toilet.

Princess Cecilia was already numb and was following the signs in a trance.

Behind the wedding dress, the long hem has fallen somewhere.

The wet back part of the wedding dress was clinging tightly to her legs.

If it weren't for the dignity of the royal family and her shame as a woman, she would have solved it on the spot.

Dragging her wet legs and skirt, Cecilia had given up on the fantasy of marrying Liszt.

All she wants now is a toilet, a toilet!

Finally, after crossing the 0.001 meter sign.

The beautiful Princess Cecilia finally saw the toilet she had dreamed of!

"The sample is still a little too tender, so what's wrong? I haven't asked you to find the 12 toilet keys to open the sacred door!"

"Gululu, Gululu~!"

Even though some of the pressure was released, Princess Cecilia's abdomen was still tortured by the tide of defecation.

But at this moment, a one-eyed elf man suddenly stood in front of her.

"Pay! Toilet use fee, 100 gold coins."

Lance smiled and stood in front of the desperate Cecilia, stretching out his sinful left hand.

"Why don't you go grab it!"

"You're right, this is robbery. I am the only toilet in the entire city lord's palace. You can't fall in love with it!"

"and also!"

Lance glanced at Cecilia's skirt with disgust.

"Peeling in public is punishable by a fine of one hundred gold coins."

"I give!"

"Also, you go up to the big one and the little one."

"nonsense!"

"Oh, big one, pay another hundred gold coins."

"why!"

"100 gold coins for peeing and 200 gold coins for pooping. You can't bully a child. You can't fall in love! That's the price!"

"you!"

"What are you?"

"I give!"

Princess Cecilia took out the gold coins from the storage ring and paid the fee.

However, Lance closed the toilet door and locked it.

"What are you doing? I paid all the money!"

Princess Cecilia almost cried.

"Oh, cleaning."

"you!"

"Of course, if you purchase special paper towels for our toilets, we can open membership access for you."

"Today's event, all toilet products are half price, and a piece of toilet paper only costs 100 gold coins."

“Buy enough [-] tickets to become a member, and we’ll give you an extra one, so it’s better to take action than to be tempted!”

"This is the Empire Gold Card. There are [-] gold coins in it. Let me in quickly~!"

Cecilia held back the grief in her heart, she pulled Lance's collar and said through gritted teeth.

If Lance dares to say another word to stop him.

She, Cecilia Gulain, died together with this one-eyed sun elf today!

"Happy to serve you."

Holding the gold card in his left hand and handing the paper package to his right hand, Lance opened the door with integrity and let Princess Cecilia rush in.

"Tsk, tsk, I was fined by Adele for more than ten years, and I got it all back today."

"Lilina dared to despise me back then, so I said this toilet will definitely make a lot of money!"

Having said this, Lance took out a purple magic sound crystal from his pocket.

"Lance calls Lilina, Lance calls Lilina, come to the public toilet in the North District of the City Lord's Mansion."

"I repeat, people here are stupid and have too much money, so come quickly!"

"Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack!"

Putting his ear against the wall of the men's room and listening to the strange sounds coming from the other side of the wall, Lance couldn't help but have a playful smile on his face.

"Is this why you had to build the men's and women's toilets together? To satisfy your private fetishes?"

Behind Lance was Liszt with a strange look on his face.

"Of course not. Do you understand this is called Elf style? The City Lord's Mansion is only so big, so the ground space must be used rationally."

"Are you sure she won't pester me again? She threatened to die before."

"Haha, you don't understand women. Sometimes, face is more important than life."

"What happened today, she will never have the face to appear in front of you again."

"If she's not good enough, she won't be able to stay in Glory City and will have to go home in despair."

Hearing this, Liszt showed a trace of hesitation on his face:

"Do you think it would be too much for us to treat a little girl like this?"

"Holy shit, good guy! I'm the one who's doing the evil, so you're pretending to be a good guy here, right?"

"Where are you going? Don't leave, the play isn't over yet!"

The filth has long been drained away, and only clear liquid continues to flow out.

My abdomen became flat again and the painful feeling disappeared.

Apart from the occasional bout of diarrhea, everything is fine for Cecilia Gulain.

If she didn't know that she was being persecuted until now, then Cecilia would no longer be the wise and beautiful eldest princess of the kingdom.

"Who is it? Liszt is an honest man and would not do such a thing, right?"

Lance's spring-like smile immediately appeared in front of Cecilia's eyes.

It's right, everything is right!

Ever since that damn priest came over, Cecilia had lost her rhythm and was led into the ditch step by step by Lance.

"And that damn sun elf, I will never let him go!"

Cecilia became angry when she thought of the one-eyed sun elf.

He looks quite handsome, but why is he so vicious, taking advantage of others' danger and taking advantage of them?

He deserves to be one-eyed, and he's not a purebred!

Thinking of this, Cecilia covered her stomach in pain again.

That flood of urge came over me again.