Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Because of the interception in that storm, the few demigods became even rarer after the Demon Slayer War."

"The current situation on the mainland, the human legend is a strong one, and the extraordinary sanctuary is a country's strongest trump card."

"The few demigods shrank back and didn't show their faces for several years, as if they were afraid of being slaughtered."

"But the strange thing is that after all this, the number of powerful demigods from each race has remained surprisingly consistent."

"Whether it's orcs, humans, elves or sea people, there are three powerful demigods on the surface."

"It is said that after the Demon Slayer War, the strength of the distant Dragon Island was greatly reduced due to civil strife, and there were only three demigods left on the surface."

"The dwarves were kicked out of the mainland competition because all their demigods died. Many tribes left their ancestral lands and integrated into the human world."

"This weird coincidence makes me wonder if all of this is just a game between the gods."

"Even this glorious war to eliminate demons is full of doubts."

"Fortunately, Lance Sunshine is already dead, and all the eyes focused on him have moved away."

"Except for Liszt, Karina, and Torun, no one knows about my resurrection from the dead."

"I jumped out of the chessboard of the gods, and now I have the possibility to control my own destiny."

"Thinking about this deeply, I actually feel quite excited inside."

“Even though I’m still chilling deep inside, I know it can be warmed by something.”

"Beautiful girl, warm body, this will be my lifelong pursuit!"

As the Fiery Red Lips Bar began to close for renovation, the meeting hall of the City Lord's Mansion was also rented by Lance as a place for recruitment and training.

Anyway, this place is basically unused, so it remains empty.

After unlocking Cecilia's space ring without any difficulty, Lance suddenly became a nouveau riche.

He is now confident that he can knock any woman to the bed with gold coins alone without relying on his looks.

As an elf prince, Lance was originally extremely wealthy.

But the immortal elf prophet took away his space ring.

Lance went from rich to abject poverty all of a sudden.

The prince of the elves was actually reduced to the point where he had to struggle with Adele for a long time just for a few gold coins.

How can this not be heartbreaking?

As an upgraded version of the storage ring, the space ring can carry a large amount of materials with you and is a strategic equipment of the elves.

All of Lance's belongings were inside, which made him hate it even just thinking about it.

"Excuse me, are we looking for models here?"

"trick!"

Lance immediately raised his head, and after seeing the face of the person clearly, he blurted out:

"It's you!"

"Yes, it's you."

The beautiful girl in front of her was none other than the younger sister of the brother and sister who had helped Adele fish and enforce the law before.

She has a curvy figure, graceful and attractive curves, a pretty face that is pure and charming, and short chestnut hair that is smooth and smooth.

At this time, the girl's amber eyes widened, and her rosy mouth opened in surprise.

Just as she was about to flee, she realized that Lance was already behind her.

Holding her slender waist with his left hand and pinching her fair and smooth face with his right hand, Lance chuckled:

"Girl, now you are in my hands, let me see where you run!"

Because Lance pinched her cheek, the girl's rosy mouth pouted, looking very cute.

"Ha, ha, ha, it's you! I, I was wrong, I'm sorry!"

Under the girl's maroon eyebrows, her amber eyes showed an uneasy look.

Lance gently placed his chin on the top of the girl's head, smelling the fresh and delicious fragrance on her body.

"Is that all I need to say sorry? You know, I was fined a hundred gold coins by Adele!"

"Tell me, how can you make it up to me!"

"How can there be! How can there be so many!"

The girl's delicate and lovely nose twitched slightly twice, and she was about to cry.

"Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly!"

"I, I have no money!"

"No money? Then use you to pay off the debt!"

Lance stroked the girl's face and slowly moved downwards.

The girl opened her mouth in surprise and was about to scream.

"Scream! Scream! Even if your throat is broken by screaming, no one will come to save you!"

Lance gently unbuttoned the first button on the girl's chest, and was about to unbutton the second button.

"Cough! Cough! Lance, if you have any dissatisfaction with my fine, you can make comments or suggestions to the Sheriff's Office."

In Lance's ears, a melodious voice suddenly sounded.

Lance, who was immersed in joy, suddenly trembled.

"Adele! Why are you here?"

Lance quickly let go of the girl, turned around and looked at Adele's smiling face, and a chill suddenly rose in his heart.

"If I don't come, you're going to eat this little girl up! I'm so convinced that you dare to attack her in the meeting hall!"

Adele looked at Lance with contempt, as if looking at an animal.

Ever since he dumped Adele, Lance had become accustomed to her eyes like this.

His face remained calm and he quickly adjusted.

"Shouldn't you be patrolling the streets now? What are you doing here? Is it possible that you also want to apply to be a model in our Fiery Red Lips Bar?"

"Haha, according to the seven laws of Glory City No. 30, customs are prohibited in Glory City."

"I came here to supervise on the orders of the city lord to prevent some people from ruining the atmosphere of our Glory City!"

"Ha! Lord Liszt is really troublesome, but I am a law-abiding citizen."

Adele's tone was very rude, but Lance just smiled and didn't care.

Da Ma Jin Dao sat down on the chair and asked the girl:

"Are you here to apply for a model job?"

"I~."

The girl lowered her head and covered her chest, looking a little hesitant.

"The monthly salary starts from three gold coins."

"Yes, it is."

The girl bit her lip and seemed to have made up her mind.

"Very well, you know our requirements."

"Tall, with good image. This bar has a refreshing temperament. Please do not wear revealing clothing when applying."

"This bar is a formal entertainment venue. After joining the company, we will receive unified training and uniforms. Food and accommodation are provided, and wages are paid as you go..."

The girl spoke clearly and recited the recruitment notice drawn up by Lance. It seemed that she had put a lot of effort into it.

But the recruitment notice was only posted in the morning, and it’s only morning now. This girl is so talented!

Lance's eyes lit up. With such a good memory, it would be a pity not to be the reception manager.

With just a little training, the girl in front of him will become his right-hand man.

"Very good, you basically meet the above requirements."

"So, last question, what is your name?"