Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

The dragon clan has an artifact called the Golden Dragon Spear, which is said to be formed from a certain part of the body of the dragon god.

In addition to being indestructible and pervasive, it also has a magical effect.

That is, the user can install it on his body, and then guide his soul out through the Golden Dragon Spear.

In this way, life magic can be used to reincarnate a strong person who is seriously injured and dying or whose life is about to end with memories in the belly of a female creature.

Even though he had to do it all over again, he was still the same person, just smaller.

Moreover, the conditions for using the Golden Dragon Spear are not strict, and even strong women can still use it.

It can be regarded as a treasure left by the dragon god to his clan.

Lance's original intention was to ask Catherine to bring this artifact.

Then he randomly picked up a beautiful woman in the wedding party and introduced Liszt's soul into her belly.

Then wait 20 years, and Liszt will become a handsome and cheerful young man again.

And with the help of old friends like Lance and Catherine, it may not be impossible for him to return to being a demigod.

I originally wanted to use Catherine, which would have a higher starting point.

But then I thought about it, Liszt might not be able to accept Catherine as both his girlfriend and mother.

Everything was planned originally. All he had to do was wait for Catherine to come over and place the Golden Dragon Spear on Liszt.

Lance used magic to assist, and Catherine added two drops of dragon's blood at the right time.

When Liszt is born in ten months, he will be blessed with the dragon bloodline and become his biological mother.

And Lance has even prepared a training plan, planning to use pornographic jokes to give him prenatal education.

After all, the baby has to be raised from an early age. He believes that this time, he will definitely be able to train Liszt to be as good as him.

But when Catherine came, the Golden Dragon Spear was gone.

After the Demon Slayer War, most of the dragon demigods were summoned into the Kingdom of God by the Dragon God and became the Dragon God Guards.

The Golden Dragon Spear was also brought into the Kingdom of God according to the will of the Dragon God.

Due to the departure of a large number of strong men, the strength structure of the Dragon Clan has undergone great changes, leading to the redistribution of power on Dragon Island.

The young Catherine emerged from the infighting and ascended to the position of queen.

Now all Lance's plans came to nothing. After all, the soul strength of demigods is different from that of mortals.

Without the help of the Golden Dragon Spear, no one can extract the soul of the demigod from the body.

If a demigod dies, the energy and soul in his body will quickly feed back to the world.

The best ending is in a small village hundreds of years later.

A young man who looked very similar to Liszt embarked on an adventurous journey.

But that's not him anymore.

"Crack!" sound.

Catherine slapped the table and stood up, glaring at Lance and said:

"So after you and I have been arguing for so long, Liszt is still going to die, right?"

"Or, let Liszt change his faith and become the licking dog of the goddess of the underworld."

Lance murmured a few words, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Although the process of converting a paladin into a death knight is a bit painful, I heard that the goddess in the underworld has big breasts! Long legs! She also wears black stockings! She may not be Liszt's cup of tea."

"Then he can't come back! He can only wander between life and death. With Liszt's character, he would rather die!"

"Besides, Liszt will never change his faith! What nonsense are you coming up with! Think again!"

With that said, Catherine pulled Lance and pressed his head firmly against her chest.

"If I can't think of a way, I'll suffocate you to death!"

"Hmm! Why do you use this trick?"

Lance struggled for a long time before gasping and escaping.

"Liszt is not a demigod in the true sense, and the Kingdom of Light will not accept him."

"And if you die outside the kingdom of God, you will really die. Or you should consider becoming the licking dog of the goddess of the underworld! Uh-huh."

Body of black iron, blood of bronze, will of silver, glory of gold, legend on earth, extraordinary sanctuary, immortal demigod.

These seven levels are the seven chasms between mortals and true gods.

Without the guidance of famous teachers, a lot of resources will be wasted.

Coupled with persistent practice and perseverance.

Then every rank will eliminate countless people.

Under normal circumstances, a young man who grew up listening to heroic stories would venture out of the village holding an iron sword.

He can be called a civilian with weapons.

You can enlist in the army as a recruit, or join a large adventure group to carry luggage and clean toilets.

A normal adventure team would not want him, because in a real fight, he would be worse than an old farmer with a dung fork who has been picking dung all his life.

Or because they are hungry every day, they go to work as an apprentice in the town to find a job to survive.

The latter is the choice of most people in this world, but that also forever loses the possibility of becoming stronger.

If he can persevere, he can work hard in the army or mercenary group for three to five years.

After developing skilled martial arts and a strong tendon, he was able to cut down more than a dozen mobs by himself at the risk of his life.

Then his strength can be called the body of black iron.

Although it's only the beginning level, it also means that he can be pulled out to kill people.

He won't be killed in one encounter, and he has the qualifications to take risks on the mainland.

And after licking blood from the knife edge every day, it took seven or eight years of training between life and death.

He can then try to awaken the power in his bloodline, and this step is also the most important.

If your ancestors were rich and had strong golden men.

So congratulations, you will most likely be able to soar into the sky, with the blessing of bloodline power, chasing a dozen black iron slashers by yourself.

If not, then at this stage, you are just stronger than the black iron, and three or five black irons may kill you.

Most people will stop here and spend the rest of their lives becoming a soldier captain or the leader of an adventure team.

Unless, after rigorous training, your will overcomes the limits of your body.

You will be reborn and your strength will undergo earth-shaking changes.

This stage is called Silver Will, and you will also be named the Silver Powerful One.

Yes, you can be called a strong person, which also means that you have completely distanced yourself from others.

You can become a noble knight and command an army of thousands of people.

You can also become the leader of a small or medium-sized adventure group and rule the roost.

And the golden glory that will follow cannot be achieved through arduous training.

You need resources, lots of resources.

Precious treasures of heaven and earth, powerful monster corpses.

You need to eat a variety of foods that contain power, let these powers blend into your blood, and let your body gradually escape the realm of mortals.

After all, it’s all about money!money!money!