Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"The prince of the Kingdom of Karega has entered the city!"

"Kingdom of Kailon, the regent's only son has also arrived!"

"The youngest Earl Ryan in the empire has just walked out of the city lord's palace!"

"The son of the president of Bain Chamber of Commerce...!"

"Mrs. Nivea's two grandsons...!"

In the brand-new Flaming Lips Bar, Lance was holding a glass of red wine with ice cubes.

He stood in front of the large glass window on the top floor with a worried look.

Listening to Lilina's report behind him, Lance gently shook the wine glass in his hand.

Let the ice cubes collide with the wall of the cup to make a crisp "clang" sound.

"what time is it?"

Lance asked softly.

"Six forty in the afternoon."

Lilina replied.

"Very well, today is the Glory Day celebration. They must be very tired after shopping for a long time."

"They need a place to rest, relax and be happy."

"And as a proud nobleman, how can he be crowded in a tavern with common people?"

Lance's eyes reflected the happy crowds on the street. He gently stretched out his right hand and held it empty.

"Come on, come on, I've prepared everything, none of you can run away!"

"Are you all ready!"

Lance suddenly turned around, looked at the beautiful women in the gorgeous hall, and asked sternly.

"We are the owners of Fiery Red Lips! Our customers are the lovers of Fiery Red Lips! We are always ready for the future of Fiery Red Lips!"

All the girls raised their right arms, clenched their fists and swore an oath.

"Very good, remember your goal!"

"Don't forget it for a moment!"

"Very good! Let's go!"

Lance waved his hand, and a crowd of warblers lined up and went downstairs.

Then they dispersed at the door of the bar and blended into the crowd celebrating the Glory Day.

"Have the guards said hello?"

After seeing the figures of the girls disappearing into the crowd, Lance suddenly asked.

"Don't worry, Master. Their safety will be focused on."

"Very good, Lilina! Now go down and get everyone moving, to create a homely feeling for the customers!"

"But remember, show your arrogance! You must never flatter others!"

"Let these bumpkins feel that it is their highest honor to step into the Flaming Lips Bar!"

"Don't worry, Master, I know."

Lilina smiled sweetly and took out a long black stick from the storage ring.

As soon as he gently placed it on the ground, the floor shattered inch by inch.

"We will treat polite people well. If anyone dares to cause trouble, we will break his legs and throw him out! Master, you have said it many times."

"Lilina, where did you get this stick?"

Lance looked at the stick and it looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

"This was given to me by Sister Catherine."

"Sister Catherine said that if a man is not good, he will become good if he breaks his legs."

Although Lilina's eyes were innocent, her tone revealed cruelty.

When Lance heard this, he took a deep breath.

It seems that the correction of Lilina will start as soon as possible.

Don't let this side be corrected yet, she was led askew by Catherine again!

With the arrival of the Glory Day celebration, the number of tourists in Glory City has increased dozens of times compared to usual.

Although preparations were made in advance, because it is a Daqing event that occurs once every ten years.

Tourists coming from all over the mainland almost overwhelmed Glory City.

"I am a prince! I am the prince of Karega! You untouchables, get out of my way!"

The crowds were so huge that the streets were completely blocked.

Prince Karega's carriage has not moved a step since it was blocked in the morning.

After attending the ceremony, I planned to walk around the city and have lunch on the way.

But until now, he couldn't even drink any water, and his throat was so dry that it was smoking.

He was quite well-educated, and some nobles just whipped out their whips to hit people.

Then he was swarmed by this gang of thugs and beaten until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen.

After all, people are humble when they leave their hometown. They are the masters in their own territory, but they have no way to deal with being beaten here.

"You are the prince, and I am still the chief. If you act recklessly, I will beat you up!"

A huge pig face suddenly came over and cursed.

Those long fangs made Prince Karega, who was sitting in the carriage, feel nervous and immediately lowered the curtain and retreated.

After all, the pig-headed people are all famous for being twitchy and not afraid of death.

And look at that plump figure and the faint aura of a strong man on his body.

At least this is a strong silver man!

"Your Highness Ansen, this place is no better than at home. We can only endure it for a while."

There was also a kind-hearted old woman sitting in the carriage, although her figure looked rickety.

But the aura faintly revealed has reached the golden level!

"Me! A prince! To put up with these untouchables!"

"Now I really want to call in the guards from outside the city and teach them a lesson!"

"Be careful!"

The old woman's eyes suddenly became sharp, then slowly softened.

"Your Highness Anson, you may find it incredible, but this is Glory City."

Speaking of this, the old woman's eyes looked a little nostalgic.

"Private fights are prohibited in Glory City. No matter who it is, anyone who dares to kill will be punished with a life for a life!"

"Your Highness Anson, when you entered the city, did you see the string of skulls hanging on the city gate?"

Hearing the old woman's question, Anson nodded and replied:

"I saw it, but isn't it also on the city gates in our country? It's used to warn the untouchables who are making trouble."

"No, actually that was used to warn us."

The old woman shook her head gently and said with a smile:

"Among those skulls, there are four kings, fifteen princes, and 21 dukes."

"And one demigod, three saints, seven legends, and countless golden warriors."

"how can that be!"

Ansen stood up suddenly and hit his head on the top of the carriage.

Then he sat down again, covered his head and said in shock:

"They went to assassinate Lord Liszt?"

"No, they just killed a few of the untouchables you called them."

"Now do you understand why before setting off, His Majesty gave you repeated orders not to cause trouble?"

"This is the power of the peak demigod!"

"From the day he chopped off the head of another demigod and hung it on the city wall, the prohibition of private fights in Glory City became an iron law."

The old woman leaned against the carriage and squinted her eyes slightly.

"So Glory City is actually the safest place in the world."

"Your Highness Ansen, didn't you want to break away from my protection and visit Glory City alone?"

"Go now, no one can hurt you. There are more powerful people hidden in the Glory City than in the entire Kingdom of Karega."

Anson was silent for a while, looking at the old woman's kind eyes, he felt deep disgust in his heart.

Anson opened the curtain, jumped out of the carriage, and then strode into the crowd.