Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me

After sending Sister Xiaolu away in person, Naruto was able to return the same way without any debt.

Now that Sasuke isn't feeling well, he definitely can't go home and live by himself.

After all, in the previous four and a half years, Sasuke had never left him and took care of him meticulously.

You can be cunning, but you must have the most basic principles and bottom line.

"untie!"

When he walked to the entrance of the small courtyard, Naruto also released the transformation technique. After all, facing the face of this girl killer, Naruto was still very stressed.

Girls like Shikamaru, Choji, and Inuzuka Kiba are fine. The key is that it would be bad if Sasuke couldn't forget his male side.

It wasn't that Naruto wasn't confident in his original face.

joke.

The children born from the union of popular figures like Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina are very good-looking.

Naruto walked back to the boudoir, and it was obvious that Sasuke was also waiting for him to come back.

It only took a few minutes to see Shikamaru off, and the brown sugar and ginger soup was probably still too hot.

"Oh, I finally sent away the annoying guy." Naruto said shamelessly.

"Humph, I think you are deliberately hiding something."

Sasuke pouted dissatisfied and looked at Naruto, "I have been taking care of you personally for four and a half years, and I can still detect some subtle changes in your eyes..."

Sure enough, what is the famous saying of the master in the previous life?

By the way, doubt is the most powerful enemy.

The atmosphere in the room was slightly silent at this time. After Sasuke finished speaking his point of view, he didn't ask any further questions.

But the more Sasuke behaved like this, the greater the pressure on Naruto.

In the end, Naruto could only smile bitterly, pick up the brown sugar ginger soup, sit next to Sasuke and say, "Come, I'll feed you, drink while I talk, and you listen."

Sure enough, upon hearing this, Sasuke's faint sadness gradually disappeared. He turned his head and rolled his eyes at Naruto and said, "Let me tell you, there must be something going on between you two. Hmph, Naruto, how dare you go behind my back... hmph."

Naruto had a big head. He had to make it clear today that Shikamaru liked not himself but Zusen.

"Ahem, what, that's what happened..."

Naturally, Naruto told the whole story, including how he knocked Shikamaru unconscious and how he threatened Shikamaru on the way.

Of course, Naruto still had reservations about spanking people.

"No, it's just that in this case, it's impossible for Shikamaru to say that you were rude and excessive to her." Sasuke analyzed, "Shikamaru would never say rude or excessive things to you like this."

After hearing this detailed analysis, Naruto naturally thought: Let's take a look?This is what happens to girlfriends who are smart, and such perfect lies cannot get away with it.

"Ahem, that actually doesn't mean much, it's just... I was afraid that Shikamaru would mess with him, so I just did it..."

"Smoothly?" Seeing that Naruto was not happy to say it, Sasuke also guessed, "Just brought him into the woods conveniently?"

"I'll wipe it, no, I...I'm not that kind of person, I..." Naruto almost sweated on his forehead.

"Hehe, I just spanked her with a backhand. Really, I swear to God, if you don't believe me, go to school tomorrow and ask Shikamaru."

Upon hearing this, Sasuke immediately gave Naruto a big eye roll.

"It's not like you don't have anything yourself, why are you hitting others?"

"puff……"

When these words came into his ears, Naruto almost vomited blood. Wasn't she angry because of this, but because she didn't have it?Why hit someone?

What kind of brain circuit is this?

"Hehe, I'm already scratching my head, I just want to try someone else's."

Sasuke was even more speechless, "So what do you think after trying it?"

As soon as these words came out, Naruto almost subconsciously responded, "Bounce! It feels so fucking amazing. Well... the night is so beautiful today, Sasuke."

Sasuke; (?д?)?┬─┬?ノturned the table┻━┻bored.

After explaining the whole thing, Sasuke just gave Naruto a big eye roll, and then said "boring" lightly, and then there was no follow-up.

This made Naruto completely unprepared.

Logically speaking, when Sasuke heard this shocking news, he shouldn't have cried, made a fuss, or hanged himself?

Until finally Naruto understood what was going on, this is called pattern.

After about 5 minutes.

As the last spoonful of brown sugar water went down, Naruto put the bowl on the table and looked at Sasuke, "How do you feel?"

"It still hurts a little bit, but it's not as intense as before."

Naruto covered Sasuke with the quilt and supported her long hair at the temples, "Go to bed early. I will sleep on the floor outside tonight. If you have anything to do at night, wake me up as soon as possible."

Sasuke responded to Naruto's eyes gently and nodded, "Yeah."

Naruto quickly put together the pile of safety stickers he bought, then said good night to Sasuke and exited the cabinet.

Probably due to the heavy bleeding, the two of them didn't chat for a few words before Naruto heard Sasuke's even breathing, and he obviously fell into a deep sleep.

11:40 in the middle of the night.

Naruto lay quietly on the floor outside his boudoir, "I will graduate from ninja school in half a year."

While sighing in his heart, Naruto couldn't help but yearn for it, "It's time to make clear plans for the Wave Country and his party and where they will go after defecting."

"System Panel."

As soon as I finished speaking, a panel appeared in front of my eyes.

[Golden Shovel System Panel]

Host; Uzumaki Naruto.

Negative value; 7011028 points.

Shock value; 4063716 points.

Silver taels; 131833488 points.

Talent; Vision Insight lv1.

Wood escape, wind escape, fire escape, thunder escape.

Thunder Release Ninjutsu, Fire Release Ninjutsu.

Genin taijutsu, intermediate throwing skills, Yamanaka family secret technique, telescope technique.

[Qian Ruyi search function. 】

System space grid...

...Itachi's hair

[The only achievement of strong will; you will get a chance to freely build auxiliary props.Note: Don’t be too perverted, otherwise you will fail! 】

After carefully scanning the various values ​​​​on the system panel, Naruto felt that except for silver, the negative value and shock value were still a bit low.

Scanning all the way, Naruto was in a good mood. Among the four attribute escape techniques, wood escape can be said to be the trump card.

The second is the complete Ninjutsu of Thunder Release and the Complete Ninjutsu of Fire Release.

"Hey, if I hadn't just detected the fire and thunder chakra properties, I would have wanted to go to the woods and show them all."

Yes, without family inheritance or ninja guidance, the only ninjutsu that a child like him, who has no connections or parents, can come into contact with is the three most basic ones learned in school.

With years of partial success right in front of him, there was no way Naruto would expose himself just out of curiosity.

And at her age and status, no one in Konoha Village could threaten him except children.

After thinking for a while, his eyes dropped again.

Prop; Itachi's long hair.

"Well, it's time to go to Konoha Cemetery for a walk these days."

Naruto recalled carefully that although the souls of the first and second generations and his father Minato had probably been reincarnated by Orochi Auntie at this moment.

It is true that Kushina was not exposed in the original work, but Naruto took her DNA not to summon her to fight for him, but to wait for the opportunity to resurrect them in the future.

Except for the dirt of the two elders that needs to be collected.

Secondly, there are Shigesaku Hatake, the founder of Millennium Killing, and Rin Harano.

Even if there is a chance, Naruto also wants to get a copy of the DNA of the third generation and Danzo.

Finally, there is the DNA of the entire Uchiha clan.

Of course, because of Sasuke, he obtained the DNA and kept it for his own use.

"The short-term goal is clear."

His eyes continued to move downward, and soon Naruto couldn't help but smile.

[Strong will, the only achievement; you will get a chance to freely build auxiliary props.Note: Don’t be too perverted, otherwise you will fail! 】

Naruto analyzed it carefully and muttered, "System, you can't be too perverted. What is the level at which you will fail if you pervert? Or what is the standard?"

[Ding, reminder; on the basis of the known technology, ninjutsu, and communication in the Naruto world, if you strengthen it by ten points, it will be within the obtainable range. As for what types of auxiliary props are needed, the host needs to tell you how to build it.Emphasize; if you become abnormal, you will fail. 】

Naruto took 10 minutes to understand and analyze the system's explanation.

Immediately I felt overwhelmed.

First of all, this technology, ninjutsu, and communications are directly based on the various abilities of the Fourth Ninja War.

Such as the various abilities of the Samsara Eye, the communication ability of the mountain clan, the ability to reincarnate in the dirt, and...the list goes on.

"Hmm... In this case..." Naruto said cautiously, "I need a super BB machine that does not have base station support, can force contact at a super long distance, force the other party to receive items, and can give items at a super long distance."

To be honest, Naruto's freely assembled auxiliary props are not really abnormal.

After finishing his words, Naruto waited quietly for the system's response.

[Ding, it is detected that the function of the prop is about to exceed the critical point. Is the host sure you want to obtain it? 】

[Ding, please remind the host that forced acquisition has a certain chance of failure. Failure will result in nothing. 】

"Huh? Impossible? This function is not abnormal at all, right?"

Before he finished speaking, Naruto seemed to have thought of something, patted his forehead and said, "The function can be used for a minimum of 3 months to obtain a new coordinate."

Yes, the function alone may only be [-] million points strong, but if there is no time limit, it would be outrageous. Isn’t it annoying someone?

[Ding, echo the acquisition requirements, do you want to build it? 】

"Yes."

[Ding, the super BB machine has been successfully obtained and has been sent to the parcel grid. The functions are as follows; it does not support super long-distance forced contact, forced reception, super remote giving, and new coordinates can be obtained every three months. 】

When the prompt fell, Naruto immediately became energetic. He didn't expect that he could actually achieve it.

With this thing, he can immediately lay out everything in advance.

Mind a move.

In Naruto's hand, an ancient electronic product the size of a cigarette box immediately appeared out of thin air.

It is completely black and has four corners. There is a color screen in the middle that takes up 80% of the body. There are buttons, confirm keys, and send keys below the screen.

"Hehehe... Although it doesn't look very good, it is of great use to me."

Naruto immediately found a way to turn it on.

Didi...

"The Laoliu brand super BB machine does not need to be charged, ignores water and fire, and is indestructible. With this machine, your family will no longer be afraid that you will get lost."

Naruto;? ? ?Is the bb machine of the system serious?

[Ding, very serious. 】

As the blood-vomiting opening ended, Naruto quickly learned how to use it by following the prompts.

In fact, it is similar to the Qian Ruyi search function, but with a few more points.

Naruto thought for a moment and typed it in immediately;

Name; Auntie Orochi (Maru)

Birthplace; Konoha.

Current approximate location; Sound Ninja Village.

After filling in the three items, confirmation and prompts will pop up on the screen immediately; whether to confirm to obtain the target. (Note: If there is no such person, the next acquisition will be three months later.)

"confirm."

As soon as he finished speaking, Naruto heard the system prompt.

[Ding, remind the host, Orochimaru's data has been successfully obtained, the super BB machine has been forcibly connected, and he will be forced to accept the messages you send. 】

Hearing this, Naruto smiled and continued to ask, "What about the system, if I want her (him) to send me a selfie? How does it work?"

[Ding, as long as he verbally agrees, the super BB camera can shoot beyond visual range and send it back. 】

"Wow, wow, my super bb machine."

Finally, Naruto asked a lot of questions from a tricky angle. After he fully mastered the various uses of the super bb machine, he couldn't wait to type and send messages.

"Aunt Orochi, do you want to make a date?"

ps;——

Please refer to the 3500-word chapter.

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