Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me

After the wood escape clones and spore parasitic clones of Daming Mansion achieved their goals, the wood escape clones left without hesitation.

In the deep and dense bushes, the wooden escape clone began to lose all luster and gradually turned into a wooden sculpture.

At this moment, Naruto himself, who was dozens of miles away, received the news that his clone was controlling the Daming Mansion.

Although the Mu Dun clone used the Mu Dun cutting technique to massacre the wandering samurai group in Daming Mansion, he didn't care.

If he were here tonight, he would do the same thing.

why?

The daimyo said nicely that those samurai were the samurai group on the border of the Land of Grass, but in fact Naruto knew very well what it meant to be a samurai group wandering between countries.

It is not an exaggeration to say that they are bandits who prey on border villages in a no-nonsense zone. And there are so many geishas and girls in Daming Mansion. Based on the scene at that time, it is speculated that most of them were snatched by these samurai.

That daimyo weighs at least [-] pounds and has trouble going to the toilet because the flesh between his fat belly and thighs is too thick, directly covering up and blocking the living space of his penis. It is unreasonable for you to label such a person a lustful person.

He basically doesn’t have that ability anymore.

From this, Mu Dun's clone came to the conclusion that so many girls for people's enjoyment should have been obtained by the samurai group through plunder.

That's why the Mudun clone used a large-scale massacre ninjutsu to kill it. While eliminating the disaster, it could also take this opportunity to shock the daimyo.

"I didn't expect that the Daimyo of Wave Country would be so afraid of death. I thought he would have some masters around him. They are just a bunch of bandits."

Naruto sat on the roof of Tazuna's house and looked at the waterfall of moonlight. The slight sea breeze blew on his face. He fell into deep thought. "According to the time, Jiraiya should have returned to Konoha by this time, right?"

As he spoke, Naruto couldn't help but rub his belly and said with a smile, "I'm really looking forward to the key to the Bagua seal. As long as I get the key to the Bagua seal, then I can successfully release the multi-tailed demon fox coat. By then, even if my plan is blocked by Konoha When the senior management learned about it, they were able to protect themselves to some extent."

As he spoke, Naruto couldn't help but smile. Thinking of Jiraiya, he couldn't help but think of the outliner, "If you want to change the timeline and advance the plot of the original work, you have to carefully plan the Chunin Exam. What are the key points? Let me think..."

Scenes from the original book about the Chunin Exam flashed through his mind, and soon Naruto locked a joint node on the beautiful Orochi Auntie.

"Yes, with my current relationship with Orochi Auntie, if she spares the life of the third generation when she joins forces with Sunagakure Village to attack Konoha, it will completely disrupt the plot advancement of the original work."

"If the third generation is not dead, Jiraiya will not find Tsunade to succeed the Hokage. If Tsunade does not succeed the fifth Hokage, then Jiraiya will not go to the Land of Rain to spy on information for Tsunade and himself. Jiraiya will not go to the Land of Rain to spy on information." The country will not have to die at the hands of its own disciples."

The entire plot only needs to change one key node, and the final ending will be completely different.

"Tsunade and Jiraiya are not in the village. When Akatsuki takes action to destroy Konoha, I can take Sasuke to Konoha to destroy Danzo at the same time."

Thinking of this, Naruto couldn't help but think of Kakashi and his friends in the same class.

"Teacher Kakashi, if you arrive after Sasuke and I fight in the Valley of the End, I will open my heart and talk to you in detail. This is also a test for you. As a disciple, I want to know what you think of Konoha Village and Muye Village." What is the true attitude of Mr. Ye? This choice will directly determine the life and death of you and this class of graduates."

After saying that, an old BB camera from the 90s appeared out of thin air in Naruto's hand.

Since getting the super BB machine, Naruto has often been in secret contact with Aunt Orochimaru, especially in the research on immortality. Naruto has provided Orochimaru with a lot of brainstorming, and he has a system that can search for information about human immortality in past lives at will. Imagine.

After sending those confidential information to Orochimaru, Orochimaru always called him "Sixth Brother" whenever Naruto took the initiative to contact him, not to mention getting closer to him.

Everyone who has watched Naruto knows the benefits of Orochimaru. After all, who doesn’t like a talent who masters core technology?

Of course, Naruto is not using Orochimaru. During these times, Naruto has been enlightening Orochimaru so that she is not only addicted to science. Naruto wants Orochimaru to have a higher level of spiritual pursuit.

No, Naruto directly exchanged a large number of Taoist classics from his previous life for him to read and study. Taoist thought contains the mysteries of the universe, and the mysteries that can be explored and mined are not comparable to small ninjutsu?

When a person's vision reaches the height of the world, any country is just a passing cloud in his eyes.

When a person's vision reaches the mysteries of the entire universe, in her eyes, a small planet is just a speck of dust among trillions of galaxies.

Naruto knows very well what everyone wants and is pursuing. For a sister like Orochimaru, you cannot completely conquer her with force. What can conquer her must be in the professional field in which she is most proud and accomplished.

"Beauty, have you slept?"

The message from the super bb machine was sent, and Naruto immediately received the message feedback from Aunt Orochi.

[No, Sixth Brother, I am practicing the Pure Heart Sutra, and I will practice the Taoist inner alchemy later... Are you looking for me to discuss the mysteries of the universe with me? 】

Naruto looked at the message Aunt Orochi gave back and said with a smile, "Didn't you say you found a new body last time? I said this kind of thing is not good for your soul. After reading Taoist classics for so long, you are I haven’t realized the essence at all. The fit between the body and the soul is very important for cultivation.”

This slightly reproachful tone was something Naruto would never have dared to say to Orochimaru half a year ago.

But at this time and that time, after Orochimaru obtained the Taoist classics and had an epiphany, he immediately regarded him as a close friend, and his words were obviously full of respect.

[I know, but the foundation of the physical body last time was too poor. I found it as a temporary backup. I thought I would go to Konoha to find Uchiha Itachi's sister in a few years. But when I heard that Sasuke is your girlfriend, I was heartbroken. It’s all gone. Although I am obsessed with Uchiha bloodline, compared to you, it’s not worth mentioning. 】

Seeing Aunt Orochi's reply, Naruto immediately glanced around and breathed a sigh of relief when he found that Sasuke was not around.

This slightly coquettish tone didn't matter whether there was something really wrong between the two of them, as long as Sasuke saw it, he wouldn't be able to wash it away without jumping into a pool of sulfuric acid.

"Ahem, if you really want the Uchiha family's blood, I can help you get it. It's the purest kind."

Just kidding, it is no big deal for Naruto to have a bottle of potion in the system's hand. Of course, this kind of gift to Naruto is very restrained, that is, the other party is Orochimaru, and the pursuit level is very high, otherwise he will not cause any trouble. He will definitely not give it.

[Wow, is it true? Brother Six, I believe whatever you say. 】

Naruto thought for a moment and wrote back, "Show me your selfie."

When the message was sent, Orochimaru almost instantly agreed to take pictures beyond visual range with the super BB camera, but the photo was instantly transmitted back to reality on the screen of the BB camera.

"Here I go, last time I was a big sister, but this time I got a little lolita?" Naruto looked at the kawaii expression of Orochimaru doing scissorhands in the photo, and felt that this was inappropriate, "But I didn't read it in vain. Having read Taoist classics for so long, I still know how to find a suitable body to warm and nourish the soul."

After seeing the photo, Naruto wrote back, "It's very cute. You should go to bed early. By the way, the Sound Ninja Village should have received the invitation from Konoha's chunin, right? Then you will execute it according to your original plan, just agree I spared the third generation a dog's life, and besides...after meeting Sasuke in the Forest of Death...you were like this, this, this, this..."

After the message was sent, Orochimaru waited for a long time before responding.

[Although I don’t know what your plans are, Sixth Brother, I will do as you say, but I will be too harsh when the time comes. Don’t feel bad for your girlfriend to trouble me after settling the scores? 】

Naruto smiled bitterly and said, "Don't worry, Sixth Brother trusts you very much. For this reason, I specially plan for Sasuke to train with you for three years. If I don't trust you, will I send my girlfriend to your base to train?"

【(*?▽?*)It makes sense, ok! 】

"Okay, I have something to deal with later, you go to bed early, An."

After the last message was sent, Naruto took back the super BB machine, and then slowly raised his head to look at the moon in the sky.

"Calculate the time, Haku should be burying Zabuza at this time." Naruto stood on the roof and formed a seal with one hand, using the mountain's secret technique to tell Sasuke that he had something to do tonight.

After informing Naruto, he headed towards the woods in the distance.

"Bai, let's open our hearts and be honest with each other tonight."