Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me

At night, the stars are bright and the moon is high.

On the crown of a big tree.

Kakashi lazily leaned on the tree trunk with his arms crossed, looking up at the stars, quietly lost in thought.

"Naruto, you are so annoying, can't you just let me go?"

Listening to the sound of Sasuke and Naruto bickering in the tent, Kakashi smiled and murmured, "Obito, you and Lin should be living happily in heaven, right?"

At this moment, in the camp, apart from Kakashi staring at the stars in the sky, there was Sakura shouting with sweat.

"If you punch 1000 times straight away, if you can't do it, you'll be punished with 1200 push-ups."

Compared to Sakura's sweating, the small tent not far away was warm and cozy.

"Bah, bang..."

Naruto took out the big bills from the box and his fingers were as fast as a phantom. In just a few breaths, he counted more than 100 big bills, and at the same time, Sasuke was counting the money.

However, compared to Naruto's hand speed, Sasuke was far behind. Naruto counted out a wad of money, and Sasuke only counted half of it.

"Naruto, can't you slow down?"

Sasuke noticed at the beginning that Naruto was done, so he pouted.

"Hehe, now you know why brother is able to form seals faster than you, right? It's all due to practice." Naruto said proudly.

"Hmph, I will definitely catch up with you. Just wait for me, sister."

"Hey yo yo, sister, whose sister is it?" Naruto also joked when he saw Sasuke's expression of displeasure.

"Of course it's your sister? You're not older than me." Sasuke glanced at Naruto and said.

"Then...sister, brother, my shoulders are so sore, can you give me a squeeze?" Naruto was so angry just now that after saying these words, Naruto was only half-breathed.

"No, you're dreaming, why don't you tell me to squeeze it? My legs are still sore?" That's all Sasuke said, but who knew Naruto would take it seriously.

"Hey, what are you doing? I don't want you to pinch me, I want to pinch myself, ah... be gentle!"

Naruto didn't care and started to attack directly. His fingers were long and fast, and all the strength in Sasuke's body was taken away in one go.

"How about it? Learn this. This is my ancestor's unique skill "Moon Dark Wind High Eighteen Pinches". I won't tell ordinary people."

"Hmm... it's comfortable." Sasuke lay down and showed off his long, fair and delicate legs, and immediately surrendered to Naruto's superb techniques, "Bah, it's so comfortable, so I just have to do it."

Naruto immediately stared when he heard this, but he didn't say anything about his thoughts; wait until you beg me.

Naruto quickly squeezed Sasuke's left leg, but when Sasuke subconsciously stretched his right leg over... there was no one there.

Who doesn’t have sore legs after a day of traveling?

But if one leg is comfortable, the other leg still feels uncomfortable?

"Naruto, you...why did you stop."

Hearing Sasuke's words, Naruto hugged his arms and shook his head, "Forget it, we don't know how to pinch anyway. You just tolerated me practicing on your left leg, which is already a great kindness. I don't dare to do it again." Pinched."

When Sasuke heard this, his face turned red, and he hurriedly said, "What the hell... Actually, it's okay for you to pinch. I allow you to continue to be unbridled."

"Don't, don't, don't... I can't bear such a big favor. Let's forget it and wait for me to practice for another three to five years." Naruto looked at Sasuke's little face and was suddenly amused.

"You...you? Humph."

Sasuke thought, "If you don't want to pinch me, I won't pinch you. Why do you want me to beg you?"That's impossible?

So she lay down and squinted her eyes, pretending not to care, but the awkward feeling just for a moment drove her crazy. The muscles in one leg were relaxed and comfortable, but the muscles in the other leg were tight and not only sore but also cramped.

"Ah...Naruto, will you pinch me?"

In the end, Sasuke couldn't stand it anymore, so he violently broke out and captured Naruto with a seven-day lock that was stronger than gold.

"Don't lock it, why don't you just pinch me?"

Naruto was muttering in his mind, very dissatisfied.

"Lie down and bring your legs over."

"Hmph." Seeing Naruto submit, Sasuke also swung his long legs over.

"Hold on tight, I'm optimistic about you." Sasuke said, pointing to the banknote box next to him. Once you feel comfortable, those are yours.

When Naruto heard this, everyone was dumbfounded. You are so generous in borrowing flowers to offer to Buddha.

Having anger in his heart will affect the strength of the technician's attack, but Sasuke is also a stronger girl.

Now that strange and depressing sound came from the entire camp.

Of course, it's very comfortable after a strong squeeze, and Naruto knows this very well.

However, because Sakura was doing push-ups not far away, it seriously affected his mood and he stopped immediately.

"Why did you stop?"

"The squeaking sounds on the side always disrupt my rhythm. Once the rhythm is disrupted, I don't want to pinch anymore."

Hearing what Naruto said, Sasuke opened the curtain in front and stuck his head out to glare at Sakura and said, "Hey, you practice and we practice too. Please don't disturb us, okay? Can you stay away?"

"The 1119th! The 1200th..."

The second stage of Sakura's self-punishment style consists of 1200 push-ups, and only the last one is left to complete.

However, when Sasuke's accusations rang in his ears, the last one failed immediately!

"Ugh...it's heartbreaking to kill people! If you can't do 1500 frog jumps, you'll be punished with 2000 sit-ups."

Sakura wiped away her tears and left the camp with a leap of frog.

Without the annoying interruption, Sasuke's suppressed voice came again.

Now Kakashi, who was sitting on the top of the tree admiring the moonlight, couldn't sit still anymore. She rolled her eyes at the tent below and immediately dodged to catch up with Sakura.

"Sakura, I will personally supervise your practice today, so you have to work hard."

"Wow..." After hearing Kakashi-sensei say that he would personally supervise his training, Sakura couldn't hold back and burst into tears.

"Kakashi-sensei and the others are going too far."

"Okay, okay, Sakura, actually it's good to be single. If you have nothing to do, read a book and cultivate your sentiments, right?"

"┭┮﹏┭┮ seems to make sense..."

Soon Naruto and Sasuke finished massaging each other, and when they finished counting the money, Naruto realized that Bai had given him 1 million silver notes before leaving.

"So much money?" When the last number was tallied, Sasuke couldn't sit still. She looked at Naruto and said, "Naruto, do you think this amount is reasonable?"

Of course Naruto knew the meaning of Sasuke's words, "It's so reasonable. I've been thinking about it for a long time. What is Shiro? That's the Daimyo of the Land of Waves. What does the Daimyo mean? The leader of the entire Country of Waves, this one Even if you give me [-] million, I feel like I’m losing my blood.”

Seeing Naruto swearing and looking like he had seen the wrong person, Sasuke immediately made him cover his mouth and chuckle, "Naruto, you are too greedy."

As he spoke, Sasuke pushed all the silver bills that had been counted to Naruto, "My hands are numb when counting money. Don't ask me for this job next time. I'm exhausted."

Seeing Sasuke pushing all the money over, Naruto narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't you save some to buy cosmetics or something?"

Hearing this, Sasuke pointed at Naruto's nose and said sadly, "You want me to buy cosmetics? You think I'm ugly? I'm not as famous as others? I knew it would be like this."

Hearing Sasuke's remarks about crying, making trouble, and hanging himself, Naruto's forehead turned into the word "Chuan", and he felt funny in his heart. Sure enough, in the Land of Waves, although Sasuke didn't care on the surface, when he learned that Shiro had given it to him directly After 1 million, the little lemon is still crushed in my heart.

"Wha, what?" Naruto looked at Sasuke exaggeratedly, rubbing his hands and saying, "I think you probably deserve a beating."

Upon hearing this, Sasuke became even more unhappy and stretched out his delicate cheek directly, "Fight, you fight, you can fight if you have the ability?"

"I am..."

Even if Naruto's uncle could bear this situation, his aunt couldn't.

Injections cannot be given intravenously.

It only took Naruto a second to think of a way to punish Sasuke.

Yes, that was the punishment of letting her taste suffocation again.

"Ah...bastard, what are you doing, um..."

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A restless night.

Time passed, and in a blink of an eye it was early morning.

"Hey, why is Sasuke still wearing a mask today?" Kakashi asked curiously when he saw Sasuke walking out of the tent in such a weird way.

"Damn it, Naruto...I want to duel with you." Sister Kakashi didn't understand, but that doesn't mean Sakura didn't understand.

"Ahem, it's not a big problem Kakashi-sensei. It's just that a damn mosquito bit my lip last night. Who knew it was swollen this morning?"

"Ah, yes, yes... don't let me know where the damn mosquito is. It hurt Sasuke so miserably, but don't let me know where it is hiding."

Naruto himself echoed.

Hearing this, Kakashi was speechless, and immediately said, "Pack your things and we'll set off right away. If everything goes well, we'll be able to get back to Kimura in the evening."

"drink."

"Humph."

Kakashi packed up his things, leaving only Naruto, Sasuke and a flushed Sakura.

Seeing Sakura like this, Naruto also praised her, "Sasuke, look at Sakura, you are really a role model for us. She is so angry when her teammates are hurt. I feel ashamed in comparison."

As soon as he said this, Sasuke nodded and pinched Naruto's arm.

"That's right. Compared to that nasty mosquito, Sakura is indeed much better."

Wow……

Sasuke's unintentional words directly caused Sakura to lose all her anger and instantly transformed into a canine.

"Hmph, I really hope that mosquito bites you again at night." Naruto added.

"Hey, hey, hey, you three, please be quick and get on your way."

Hearing Kakashi's urging, the three of them also sped up their movements.

A group of people hit the road.

Time passed quickly, and it was sunset in the blink of an eye.

"Wow, I'm finally back." Sakura said excitedly when she saw the gate of Konoha.

"Sasuke, I'll invite you to go downstairs later. Your diet has seriously declined in the past few days. I'm starving and losing weight."

"uh-huh."

Obviously, Sasuke hadn't had a good meal for a long time, and she couldn't help but swallow her saliva when she thought of the supreme set meal that Kiku went downstairs.

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A 3000-word chapter, four updates completed.

Seeing that Bailong had no rest for a whole month and was working hard on typing, he clicked on some free gifts or something.