Hokage: All Gender Reversed Except Me

The starry night alternates, and the next morning arrives in the blink of an eye.

Sasuke slowly woke up from his sleep and subconsciously reached out to touch the side, but found nothing.

Not only that, the beds on the side were cold, so it was impossible to go to the bathroom.

Sasuke opened his eyes suddenly and stood up.

"How much is that?"

no respond.

Sasuke stood up and rubbed his eyes and walked towards the kitchen, but Naruto was not seen in the kitchen.

"Morning exercise? Impossible?"

When he opened his eyes early in the morning, he didn't see Naruto, which made Sasuke slightly depressed.

I looked at the clock and it was just ten minutes past five.

"Hmph, wait and see how I deal with you when you come back."

Even so, Sasuke quickly washed and changed clothes, and then walked into the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

About half an hour later, Sasuke heard familiar footsteps.

"Naruto! Where did you go if you didn't sleep well so early in the morning?"

Sasuke put on his apron and asked with a questioning look on his face when he saw Naruto coming back out of breath.

Seeing Sasuke like this, Naruto also smiled and scratched his head, "We're going to do business. By the way, we can let the lords of various countries and many ninjas see the beauty of Konoha."

When he heard Naruto talking about doing business, Sasuke subconsciously thought that Naruto was talking about Kiku coming downstairs.

"Hmph, wouldn't Yile and Hongle be able to take care of Ju downstairs very well?"

"Hey, it won't work this time. I have to do it myself this time, otherwise it won't work."

"Huh, I've been mysterious all day. Now, I've prepared your clothes for today. Go wash up and get ready for dinner."

Hearing this, Naruto stepped forward and hugged the sharp-tongued Sasuke, "Hey, Sasuke, thank you, you're so kind."

"Hmph, please don't come here." Sasuke blushed when he was suddenly hugged by Naruto. However, the next second he seemed to think of something and hurriedly broke away from Naruto and rushed towards the kitchen, "Ah, my poached eggs!"

Seeing Sasuke like this, Naruto hurriedly rushed into the bath with a change of clothes.

Seeing that the water in the bath had been filled, Naruto knew that Sasuke must have thought that he had gone to do his morning exercises.

Sitting comfortably in the bathtub, a smile appeared on Naruto's lips.

"First generation, second generation, third generation, dad, don't blame me. Looking at your Hokage Rock's face that has been through the vicissitudes of time, is it reasonable for me to give you a look?"

Yes, since Sasuke agreed to share a bed with Naruto, Naruto would sleep with Sasuke in his arms all night long.

That soft and fragrant feeling made him have sweet dreams every day, and if Naruto could let go of the soft girl in his arms, then it must be a big deal.

No, in order to make the past Hokages famous in front of the great names of the big and small countries, Naruto also took great pains, carrying paint to color the Hokage Rock before dawn.

After all, Naruto is a modern soul, and his makeup skills are still very advanced.

At this time, although it was only after five o'clock and there were still two hours before the start of the finals of the World's First Floor, Naruto was convinced that even if the ANBU people discovered the abnormality of Hokage Rock at this moment, they would not be able to remove the Hokage Rock within two hours. Especially clean up.

Yes, he put glue in the paint, the sticky kind.

Thinking of good things in his mind, Naruto washed up quickly.

However, just as he was brushing his teeth, rapid and intensive system prompts suddenly came to his ears.

[Ding, I received 700 million negative emotion points from Naruto ANBU! 】

[Ding, I received 500 negative emotion points from the Hokage Daimyo team! 】

[Ding, I received 400 million negative emotion points from the Konoha elders system! 】

……

"Hey, it's really an ANBU. They found out so quickly that I did it. Wow!"

Listening to the prompts in his ears, Naruto smiled from ear to ear.

After all, ANBU is the headquarters of Konoha, and it was just six o'clock at this time, so the first person to discover that the Hokage Rock was painted must be the ninja of Konoha.

"The village alone has provided me with so many values. So as time goes by, how many values ​​will Konoha civilians, ninjas and daimyo from major countries provide me when they see how funny Hokage Iwa is?"

In fact, Naruto had been thinking about this matter since he came back from the Land of Waves, but after thinking about it, he still felt that such an important matter must be carried out in conjunction with major events.

So he endured it until now, the decisive battle of the jointly organized Chunin Examination.

As Sasuke's urging sounded outside the door, Naruto quickly changed into clean clothes and walked out of the bathroom.

"Eat quickly, prepare the ninja tools you may need later, and get to the first floor in the world before nine o'clock."

"Oh okay." Naruto nodded.

"Really, why does the decisive battle have to be so far away? Can't it be in the center of the village?"

Sasuke was a little dissatisfied with the location of the finals. Although the location on the first floor was close to Konoha Village, because the Uchiha clan was relatively remote, he had to leave early if he wanted to get there before nine o'clock.

"Hehe, don't you understand this?" Seeing Sasuke's depressed look, Naruto also explained, "You know, there are big names from various countries, big and small, and even Kage from other countries who are here to watch the final match. Come and watch the battle. The total number of ninja troops accompanying such a big shot is one hundred, not to mention two hundred, and which one of them who can become the guardian of the daimyo is not an elite jounin?"

Sasuke seemed to understand something when he heard this, "It's really boring. I initiated the Joint Chuunin Exam, but I still have to be careful about this and that."

Naruto also smiled bitterly when he heard this, "So, the village's senior officials have their heads caught in the door. While they want to re-establish the majesty of the great country, they are afraid that several other ninja villages will unite to harm the village. What is this called? You say you don’t have the strength but you still want to show off.”

"Humph, what a disgusting decision."

After being analyzed like this by Naruto, Sasuke was too lazy to say anything else and signaled Naruto to eat quickly, and after finishing the meal, he packed up and got ready to go.

at the same time.

Naruto Building, Naruto Office.

"Sandaime Sama!! Uzumaki Naruto actually did such a prank at such a critical moment, it is unforgivable!!"

"Lord Hokage, this matter must not be revealed like this! Look at what he has done to the Hokage Rock!!"

"If it were just ordinary paint, our ANBU water escape ninjas would be able to clean it up in a short time, but...but this damn boy actually added glue into the paint!"

Listening to the indignant reports from their subordinates, Hiruzen Sarutobi, Koharu, Mito Kaden, and Danzo Shimura all looked solemn in the office.

"Hey... I said that this morning my right eyelid couldn't stop twitching... How could this happen?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen took a puff of cigarette depressedly, and then looked at the two advisors and Danzo.

"What do you have to say?"

"You are so ignorant that you actually do something that damages Konoha's prestige when all the big names from all over the world are in Konoha..."

"Headache, Hiruzen, what's wrong with you? Haven't you always protected Uzumaki Naruto?"

When they went to bed, Koharu and Mito Menyan both sighed.

"Hmph, so unstable, Hiruzen, I suggest that Uzumaki Naruto be disqualified from the competition." Danzo said coldly.

Having said this, Yuan Fei Hiruzen could only say to his subordinates, "Immediately mobilize the Anbu and Chuunin to rescue the Hokage Rock with all their strength. We must restore the Hokage Rock to its original state before nine o'clock."

Hearing this, the ninja who was responsible for guarding the Hokage Rock looked troubled, "Do you want the troublemaker Uzumaki Naruto to be arrested now?"

"We decide this!"

"drink!"

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