After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

Ning Xiaoxue looked aggrieved at the liberation shoes on her feet, and unbelievingly knocked on another farmhouse.

This time it was a man in his 60s who came out.

The uncle stared at the people outside the door with difficulty, speaking with a strong accent: "Oh, aren't you the stars who came the day before yesterday? Knocking on our door, is there something wrong?"

Same words.

Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze looked at each other, and said tentatively in unison: "Brother, good afternoon?"

With that cautious look, it looks like he will be the boss when he sees Hei Shi!

The uncle immediately laughed happily: "Hey, is it that people from the city can call people, such a sweet mouth!"

A few people not far away frowned.

Lu Miao complained contemptuously: "Sister, they disliked you calling sister to an old lady just now, this time they are so embarrassed, they call brother to uncle!"

Yu Yuan rode on the pig's back, glanced at the uncle's eyes, and said with an unclear smile, "What's the rush?"

Ning Xiaoxue breathed a sigh of relief, these are all messed-up names, but they really match up!

But forget it, as long as it is easy to cheat!

She looked at the cloudy left eye of the man in front of her, feeling disgusted in her heart, but she followed suit in her mouth.

Ning Xiaoxue boasted softly: "Brother, your eyes look so magical, you don't look like you are over 60 at all."

"Do you have food at home, we want to change it..."

As she was talking, she didn't pay any attention to the uncle who was still smiling just now, his face had already pulled down.

"Have ye got eyes!"

The uncle pointed to his left eye and interrupted angrily: "This is cataract! Do you understand cataract?"

"What's the point? Why is this little girl deliberately laughing at people?! She even wants to change the dishes, but there's no way!"

Bang!

The wooden door was slammed shut again.

Yu Yuan rode a pig, and walked forward leisurely: "Miss Ning, do you know what your name was just now?"

Ning Xiaoxue said angrily, "What?"

Yu Yuan laughed foolishly, and said slowly, "I'm a human being, but you are an accident."

Ning Xiaoxue's face turned green.

"Get up, don't delay father's recognition!"

Yu Yuan knocked on the door, with a smile on her face every minute, she opened her mouth and said, "Third brother, good afternoon, I'm here to chat with you!"

"Your legs and feet are so strong, it's windy to walk, I haven't seen you for a day, and you look younger than yesterday!"

The uncle who was still angry one second, performed a face-changing Peking Opera on the spot the next second: "Hey, why are you angry with those two blind stars just now!"

"The people in this city don't have any quality at all! Open your mouth to expose people's shortcomings, little girl, or the third brother likes to listen to what you say."

"That's it!"

Yu Yuan shared the same hatred with the enemy, and after scolding, she didn't forget to ask: "Third brother, our family has goose meat, yellow beef, mushrooms..."

After a few minutes.

Yu Yuan came out swaggeringly carrying a few new dishes.

Ning Xiaoxue gritted her teeth, she couldn't believe it, she didn't want another dish!

Knock again.

Good guy!

What came out was a centenarian with crutches and cloudy eyes. His legs and eyes couldn't be praised, how could he boast? !

Yu Yuan stepped forward as if no one was around, and her aunt called her a slippery one: "It is said that if you go to bed early, you can live a long life. My aunt can live to at least 150 years old!"

"According to your current age and the current average life expectancy of 80 years, after calculation, my aunt is only 48 years old now!"

"It's not an exaggeration for me to call you Auntie!"

A group of people: ...you are really shameless!

Along the way, Yu Yuan praised everyone she met, from head to toe, she praised everything she could praise, and she could find out for you what she couldn't!

For example, for those with deaf ears, she would use her voice to compare with others.

After the chat, I still didn't forget to say: "Look at you, and you still say that you are deaf? Nonsense, you can hear so clearly!"

"You are so old and your ears are so good, can I call you uncle? No! Then you have to call uncle!"

In short, when people talk about people, and when they see people, they talk nonsense, no one is better than her!

On the other hand, seeing Ning Xiaoxue, she felt disgusted in her heart, but secretly used Yu Yuan's name.

However, boasting and boasting wrongly, laughing and laughing falsely, comparing one after the other, not only did not get the thing, but was also scolded bloody.

"Ye look at this girl, her smile is fake, it's not sincere at first glance!"

"Did ye twitch just now, did ye scold me in his heart? Ye still want food? Don't even think about it!"

after an hour.

Yu Yuan returned with a full load, and was about to taunt Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze, but the program crew came up first.

Program group: "Sister Yu Yuan, the villagers need to do things in exchange for the ingredients, and they can't be bought for nothing. What you get doesn't count."

"..."

The smile on the corner of Yu Yuan's mouth froze, she didn't need to think about it, she must have been ordered by Director Dog, not to say it sooner or later, but to say it after she finished collecting.

It's not too easy to see her finish!

She suddenly turned against the guest, and said without warning: "Did the director say that I took it too easily?"

"Yes, the director said—"

As soon as the program team opened their mouths, they immediately realized that they had been tricked, and hurriedly changed their words: "Absolutely not!"

"Stop pretending, buddy, you are all exposed."

Yu Yuan rolled her eyes, turned her head to the director behind the camera, and made a friendly gesture: "Am I asking for nothing? I'm boasting of my ability!"

"Let me tell you, my praise makes my brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts feel better. When they are in a good mood, they will suffer less illness and live longer! Isn't this a big credit?"

"Who said you have to do physical work? My job is called mental work! If this is put into the workplace, it must be a high-end talent!"

"Look at those two negative textbooks again!"

Yu Yuan pointed at Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze, who were empty-handed and disheveled, "Look, isn't it easy?"

"So, although we want to advocate caring for manual workers, how can we despise mental workers?"

Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze: ...

——On the barrage.

[Uh uh, I always feel that Yu Yuan is scolding Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze for being mentally retarded? 】

[Hahaha, upstairs, get rid of the feeling!With this idea, I don't have any culture and I can't hear that Sister Yuan is swearing. 】

[I would like to call Yu Yuan the strongest social cow!For others, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed. She is good, not only can she praise, but she can also praise with reason. Nima, I will believe it when I hear it! 】

Ning Xiaoxue was so angry that she almost turned her face on the spot, but when she thought of the person sent by her brother, she forcibly held back.

Negative textbook, right?

Manual laborer, right?

She will let you see later, what is a physical laborer who is moral, intellectual, physical, and aesthetically pleasing!