After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

"Hey, you're welcome!"

Anyway, Yu Yuan responded quite bluntly.

Yu Yuan turned around and looked at the two people who were still grabbing her arms from left to right, as if about to kidnap her: "Miss Ning, Xu Fangze, what are you two doing?"

The two were taken aback, and immediately let go in embarrassment: "Cough, we were afraid of aggravating the injuries of the villagers, but I didn't expect you to heal the dislocation."

Yu Yuan shook her hand, smiling brightly: "I'm a professional, brother, if you dislocate again next time, feel free to come to me!"

The fake villager reacted suddenly, his face turned pale with fright: "No, no, no, don't dare to bother! Don't dare to bother!"

He will never be dislocated again in his life!

Is this something that humans can do? !

Ji Xiunian, who was originally leaning on the back of the bull and was in a state of exhaustion, couldn't help but hooked his lips.

Yu Yuan's eyebrows and eyes slightly curved: "Hey, you're welcome, why don't I show my brother this leg again?"

The fake villagers waved their hands in fright: "No, no, my legs are healed! My legs are healed!"

"Hey, is that so?" Yu Yuan was puzzled: "Didn't they just say that the elder brother also hurt his leg? He recovered so soon?"

The fake villager choked, and quickly changed his words: "I just twisted it, and it hurt when I twisted it, but now it's much better, and I can walk!"

"You're welcome—"

"I'm not polite! I often do farm work, and I know this sprain best, so don't look!"

This time, Yu Yuan was very talkative: "Oh, that's fine, since the elder brother doesn't want to watch it, let's not force it."

The fake villager just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the next sentence: "However, help people to the end, send the Buddha to the west, and let's send the eldest brother back together, shall we?"

"Brother, where do you live?"

The fake villager's mind is full of the phrase "send the Buddha to the west", and always feel that this person doesn't want to send him back, but wants to send him to the west!

He refused without hesitation: "Don't bother, my brother is in front, just send me to find my brother."

"That won't work!"

Yu Yuan shook her head, patted her chest and said, "I know everyone in this Niu Village. Brother, just tell me where you live, and I'll send you back for sure!"

The man wanted to refuse again.

Ji Xiunian, who had been waiting impatiently, suddenly said: "It's just a way, don't be silly, or do you even forget where you live?"

In a word, they blocked all the words of the fake villagers, Ning Xiaoxue and others who wanted to refuse again.

The three looked at each other quietly.

The fake villager scratched his head and said with a naive smile, "That's all right, I belong to the old Zhang family who is the head of the village."

Yu Yuan raised her eyebrows: "Old Zhang, the head of the village, a high-pressure water gun?"

Fake Villager: "Yes."

Fortunately, they made arrangements in advance just in case, and even stayed to watch the live broadcast, knowing that Yu Yuan had never been to the east side of the village!

——When a group of people set off to the east of the village in a mighty way, the barrage was also stunned.

[Yu Yuan actually knows how to heal dislocations? 】

【I thought Yu Yuan did it on purpose at first, but I didn't expect that she would actually do it. I blamed her wrongly! 】

[Is this called healing a dislocation?No!This is called Chinese medicine!Haha, Sister Yuan is really a treasure girl! 】

[Upstairs, let me tell you a horror story. Assuming Yu Yuan knows Chinese medicine, is Teacher Ji's organ failure real or fake? 】

【…………………】

East of the village.

The old Zhang family is worthy of having a son in the city, and the houses in the village are taller than others.

The small self-built house with red bricks and green tiles looks decent.

Once inside the house.

An old man in his 60s, when he saw the mud on the fake villagers, he hurriedly asked, "Hey, how did this happen? You went out well, why did you come back covered in mud?"

"Fall in the mire."

The fake villager smiled stupidly, pointing to Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze who sent him back: "This is the benefactor who saved me halfway, father, I want to thank them very much!"

He yelled "Father" loudly, as if he was calling to someone on purpose, and his eyes glanced at Yu Yuan and the others inadvertently.

"no, I'm fine."

"No, I have to use it! I don't have any good things at home. If you don't want money, I'll give you some more food, all grown in the field!"

“Guaranteed to be cleaner and more hygienic than in the city!”

Yu Yuan looked at the fake villager who wanted to deliver food every minute, and then at the uncle who didn't feel anything when he called his father, and even smiled the whole time.

"bought."

Ji Xiunian suddenly rang hoarsely.

Before Yu Yuan could speak, Lu Miao, who heard it from the side, subconsciously asked, "Mr. Ji, what did you buy?"

Ji Xiunian closed his eyes, not bothering to talk at all.

The corners of Yu Yuan's lips curled into a smile, and she added in an unclear manner: "Buy Dad."

Lu Miao:? ? ?

After Yu Yuan finished speaking, she walked forward with a smile, pointed at the fake villager, and asked the old man, "Master, is this your own son?"

The fake villager looked over instantly, scratched his head, and signaled with his eyes: "Father."

When the uncle received the signal, he immediately boasted with an accent, "Hey, it's my son. He just came back from the city today!"

"My son is so filial, he comes back to see me every year, those brothers he knows in the city..."

Yu Yuan glanced at the city brothers No. [-], [-], and [-] whom she met on the way, and the smile in her eyes deepened.

If you say anything else, it's guesswork.

That's unfortunate, among these brothers in the city, there happened to be one who she met after Ning Yuang in her last life.

There is nothing wrong with these two brothers and sisters wanting to act like a brother and sister, but how can they break the rules of variety shows?

She is the most disciplined person!

"uncle."

There was a hint of evil on Yu Yuan's lips, but her face was full of doubts: "You don't look like your son."

The uncle was like memorizing a script, with a kind smile: "My son is prettier than me!"

"No, no, it's not a question of whether it looks good or not."

Yu Yuan shook her head and pointed to the photo of the old couple: "Look at you and your wife, both are about 1.6 meters tall, with double eyelids, slightly fat, short nose, protruding chin..."

"It stands to reason that both parents are 1.6 meters tall, and the boys born are basically between 1.61 meters and 1.71 meters tall, but your son is actually 1.7 meters tall!"

"It's fine if he's taller than a lot, he's still a single eyelid!"

"Both parents have double eyelids. According to the pairing probability of the dominant gene and the recessive gene, the probability of a child born with single eyelids is only [-]/[-]!"

"A quarter is fine. It's not impossible for us. The key point is that he still has a high nose bridge. Both parents have short nose bridges. The probability of a child with a high nose bridge is even smaller!"

"Of course, we don't rule out genetic mutations. However, if the parents are slightly fat, there is a 70.00% to [-]% chance that the children will also be fat. Your son is not fat at all, plus the chin..."

"One may be a recessive gene, two may be, three may be genetic mutations at most, four, five..."

A series of words like pouring beans made people feel dizzy and confused, half understanding.

"hiss!"

Yu Yuan hissed lightly: "Together with so many, you'll have to mutate to an alien planet!"

She clapped her hands in a sudden realization, and concluded endlessly without surprise: "Master, you can't be cuckolded, right?"

A group of people:! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

In a word, everyone was shocked!