After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

Ji Xiunian always felt that her next sentence would be, if you don't eat, I will.

"If you don't want to eat, give it to me." Yu Yuan didn't have enough to eat, and was just about to speak, when she caught a glimpse of the live broadcast camera out of the corner of her eye.

She glanced at the time: "Oh, it's time, I have to download it, see you tomorrow, remember to vote."

Viewers: They don't want to download it at all! ! !

【Put down the last Ji Xiaomian, let me—】

Snapped!

The live broadcast was turned off mercilessly.

Yu Yuan used the last bit of dough left over to make Ji Xiaonian again, and said in her mouth: "You can't blame me for deep-frying you, who told you to watch the fun, think of yourself as a fryer. "

She handed over the normal noodle figurines, smiling foolishly: "Come on, I'll change it with you, I know you don't dare to eat it, so I'll help you out!"

Ji Xiunian lowered his head, staring blankly at the frying self in his left hand, and then at the self who will be torn apart in the future with his right hand.

He looked up at Yu Yuan, with a strange look in his eyes: "Could it be that, I love you five horses to pieces, and don't love you burning oil?"

Yu Yuan was also stunned for a moment, put Ji Xiunian's shoulders, looked at the two little figures in his hands, and slowly turned her head away.

next second.

She couldn't help but bend over, shaking her body, laughing until tears burst out: "Hahahahahaha..."

The corner of Ji Xiunian's mouth curved suspiciously, and he couldn't help turning his head away.

The last one deep-fried himself and broke into two halves, one half for one person, and the two ate a big mouthful with tears in their eyes.

Ji Xiunian put away the electronic equipment according to the procedure, and was planning to go to work first, when he got to the door, he suddenly found something was missing.

He turned his head and walked back.

Yu Yuan wiped her tears from laughter: "What's wrong?"

Ji Xiunian pointed to the laptop in his hand, and said helplessly, "Don't hide it, you have to hand in your mobile phone, and Director Zheng will check it."

Yu Yuan paused and couldn't laugh for a moment.

Depend on!

She forgot about it!

She hurriedly said: "I didn't hide it, I sent it home to admit my mistake!"

Ji Xiunian froze for a moment: "Huh?"

Yu Yuan nodded, and said the truth: "Isn't this for the next live broadcast, to lower Director Zheng's guard first?"

"I took the initiative to admit my mistake and said that I would send the phone home. If you don't believe me, you can ask Director Zheng. He looked at what I sent!"

Well, I sent someone to watch her send it, but I didn't see the address, and it was the same as what she said when I asked.

Ji Xiunian frowned, feeling that something was wrong: "There is still a while after the draft, you don't plan to use your phone anymore?"

"Use it, just wait!"

Yu Yuan was afraid that he would let her send it back again, and she couldn't let go of the child and let the wolf go.

She quickly ran to the bottom of the bed, took out her original mobile phone, stood on tiptoe, and put her arms around Ji Xiunian's shoulders, as if I only had secrets with you.

Quietly Mimi said: "Look, I have hidden a backup device, so don't tell me!"

While she was talking, she even peeked at Ji Xiunian's expression, all the way ahead and back were blocked: "It just so happens that my mother took her mobile phone to be repaired, so I'll lend it to her first."

I'm sorry mom.

Use it for you.

She didn't believe it, but she could send it back!

The doubts that Ji Xiunian still had, really disappeared. After all, Yu Yuan's mother seemed to be in the hospital.

As soon as he thought about it, he looked up, and saw Yu Yuan looking at him with burning eyes.

Ji Xiunian smiled: "Don't say it."

Yu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief instantly, it's okay, it's okay, it's gone!

The second round of performances.

Yu Yuan took seven grievance buddies and was drawn to the middle group.

The groups that came to the stage one by one in front of them either performed fairy-like classical dances, or songs with dramatic accents, or even national musical instruments such as pipa and guzheng.

The costumes are all beautiful one by one.

When it came to Yu Yuan's group, they were all in black again.

Shen Fei'er hid her musical instrument in her bag, and she didn't have the nerve to take it out just now in the dressing room: "Yu, Yu Yuan, do we really want to perform like this?"

"Don't worry, I'm all set."

Yu Yuan touched the turned off mobile phone in her inner pocket, and smiled meaningfully: "You guys practiced well this week, show the momentum to keep your skull!"

The group didn't understand the meaning of the first sentence, but they understood the latter sentence clearly!

Threat!

A naked threat!

"The sixth group, performing cultural whites - "Bai Shi"?!"

The host subconsciously raised his voice, and quickly ran away from the stage.

The lights dimmed suddenly.

Without a trace of dubbing, the stage was eerily quiet.

A beam of light suddenly hit.

Shen Fei'er appeared on the stage in black, with a white flower on her chest and a suona in her hand.

With a solemn expression, she said: "There are hundreds of musical instruments, suona is the first."

Snapped!

The second beam of light hits.

Le Yi held the suona in her hand, and said the same: "One blow to welcome the relatives, and two blows to send them away."

Snapped!

The third beam of light hits.

Yan Yuling answered, "I don't know the meaning of the song when I first listened to it."

The three shouted in unison: "Listen again, you are already in the coffin!"

Speak four sentences.

The instructors who were looking forward to it burst open, Jin Zhuliang shook his hands, and knelt down with a bang.

The barrage was filled with horror: [! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

pat!

A larger beam shot down.

The four carried a coffin and slowly lifted it up.

They are also all in black, with red strings around their waists, each with different musical instruments, such as erhu, sheng, flute, and snare drum.

The four people looked solemn and shouted: "As soon as the coffin is lifted and the earth is buried, relatives and friends will cry, and they will never come back from this world!"

bang.

The coffin was placed on the ground.

The sky-shattering suona sounded suddenly!

The erhu opens and pulls, and the ensemble sings a mournful song!

Sheng, flute, and snare drums were played one after another, interspersed in an orderly manner, sending this life to the next life.

A strange and harmonious underworld feast is formed.

The dance instructor pointed at the stage dumbfounded, stumbling: "She, she, they..."

The voice did not fall.

One person sat up straight from the coffin.

Instructors: It's a scam! ! ! ! !

Ji Xiunian's eyelids twitched again and again.

Yu Yuan's black clothes were tied with a cloak, she picked up her large suona, and blew it with great momentum.

Suona is the leader.

The large suona takes the lead.

Suddenly, I seem to hear cuckoos, partridges, swallows, mountain chirps, blue tits, thrushes, larks... all kinds of birds.

While blowing, she stepped out of the coffin, the black cloak on her body revealing the pattern embroidered on it.

Feng Fei and Tian.

Birds face the phoenix.

At the end of the song, the eight people took a curtain call, but the audience was stunned and there was no sound.

The barrage has been messed up.

[Blowing blowing blowing blowing is very good, I want to laugh and cry at the same time now, woo woo woo, almost sent me away! 】

[I thought the suona in "Happy Undertaker" was already the ceiling, but I didn't expect "Youth Undertaker" to be the real mourner! 】

【Fuck!This is a hundred birds facing the phoenix, right?It's a hundred birds facing the phoenix! That's right!This song is really difficult, I kneel down to the boss! 】

[I, I, I just want to know... how to score this? 】