After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

Program group: "One, two..."

Xu Fangze panicked: "Hurry up! The noodles and flour have been soaked in. Is there too much water? Let me see if I can mix the noodles!"

Ji Xiunian shook his hand, and the knife directly pierced the fish.

When he turned his head, he saw Xu Fangze put his hand into the water-soaked flour, and as soon as he stirred it, the flour that hadn't soaked into it turned into slugs in an instant.

Ji Xiunian frowned: ...Is there something wrong with your brain?If the overflowing water is not poured out, just stir it?

Xu Fangze didn't realize the problem at all, and when he picked it up again, the white slug fell down sticky: "It's just a little thin, it seems to be okay."

"Should I add some condiments to the meat? Why don't I just add some!"

"……Blockhead!"

The light soy sauce that Xu Fangze poured was misplaced, and he kept a tilted posture, and poured it into the flour again.

The white slug instantly turned tan.

Stir vigorously.

A sticky, unidentified object stuck to his hand, and the diluted tan was more yellowish in excrement, which looked like a lump.

Ji Xiunian shook his hand, and the shovel pierced the fish again.

Xu Fangze hastily threw the blame away, complaining: "This program group is too bad, why does it always choose when I'm pouring things!"

He said he was wronged, but he still wanted to prove that he actually knew how to do it: "Mr. Ji, it doesn't matter. Anyway, light soy sauce is added. Adding flour is the same as adding meat. More ingredients are more delicious."

"It's just a little wet, I'll let it dry before wrapping it."

The excrement-yellow liquid was like scum, and the tick-tock was scooped up and placed horizontally on the tablecloth.

"Hahahahaha..."

Holding the prepared ingredients, Yu Yuan glanced casually before putting it into the pot, and laughed straight away: "Where did you take off the thin paper diaper?"

The tablecloth prepared by the program group was white, with an unidentified excrement-yellow liquid, it really looked like a pile of runny poop wrapped in a paper diaper.

"..."

Xu Fangze's face instantly became embarrassed.

Ji Xiunian's hand shook violently, and when the program team called out the wooden man, the tattered perch was cut off in the middle again.

The sharp-eyed program crew: "Teacher Ji and Xu Fangze both moved, do you want to eat raw lemons, or choose to add salt to the dishes?"

A few lemons were brought up, and I felt sour just looking at them.

Xu Fangze pretended to be difficult: "I can't eat too sour food, just adding a spoonful should not affect it."

Ji Xiunian stared at the fish that was about to change beyond recognition, and his head ached: "Add salt, you should add salt in the first place."

Xu Fangze heard the words, and immediately added another sentence hypocritically: "I also thought the same as Teacher Ji, and I also wanted to add salt."

Ji Xiunian squinted his noble eyes, and glanced at Xu Fangze coldly, with a look of displeasure across his brows.

Yu Yuan didn't care about that. After the program team interfered once, she immediately poured the marinated beef cubes into the pot.

stab-

The moderate oil temperature instantly stimulates the aroma of the beef, and with the stir-fry, the aroma becomes stronger and stronger.

The air is gradually filled with the wonderful aroma of meat, the fragrance of the grassland, and the milky aroma of rice, which are combined into a delicacy for the sense of smell.

A person looked over involuntarily.

'Gudong. '

I don't know who swallowed it first, one after another, the small swallowing sounds sounded out one after another.

"Gollum..."

Bei Qiqi's stomach screamed with hunger, and she wiped her saliva: "I want to change the group now, is there still time?"

When everyone came back to their senses.

Yu Yuan's beef fried rice was already served on the plate, and there was a circle of thin beef rolls on the side, which smelled like barbecued cumin.

A slap-sized veal steak in the pot was sizzling with oil.

She divided half of Lu Miao, took her own dinner, blinked, and looked at the two groups who were still looking at her: "You...don't want anything in the pot?"

Bei Qiqi bowed his head: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Why didn't the program crew shout one, two, three this time?"

Program Team: ... We forgot to watch it.

Ji Xiunian looked at the burnt squid that had rotted into a meat paste in his pot, and then looked at his teammate's half-dried squid, which had been upgraded from thin to semi-solid.

The brows were tightly knit together, and the whole person remained motionless as if a shutdown.

——On the barrage.

[Me, me, me!How do I feel, Yu Yuan's beef fried rice looks quite delicious? 】

[I think Xu Fangze's thin paper diapers are the real poison compared to Yu Yuan's cooking poison!This dark cuisine, is this something that humans can make? ! 】

[Only I want Yu Yuan to share some beef fried rice with Teacher Ji?Teacher Ji looked at the corpse of Jiaoyu, so pitiful... Hahaha, wow!I actually want to laugh! 】

[Yu Yuan's fanatics popped up again?Cooking a meal and wanting to tie actor Ji, can the food she cooks be delicious?I'm not afraid of eating Ji Yingdi to make him sick! 】

[You are Yu Yuan's brainless fan, and my wife is Ji fan!Is Yu Yuan's black fan blind?Didn't you see Sanshui'er licking the plate after eating? !Oh no, it's brother Lu Miao!Brother, be more reserved! 】

[If you have bad eyes, donate them to those who need them. Black people don’t have brains?If Yu Yuan's black fan wants to eat papa, eat it by yourself, don't force us to stuff it in your mouth!Which side is edible, Ji Fan is not blind! 】

Just as the crazy black fans were about to pour in again, they were unanimously scolded back by the Ji fans.

Ji Yingdi is physically weak, sick and delicate, Ji fans are the strongest among all star fans in order to protect their delicate young master!

The black fans who were scolding didn't dare to show their heads.

——【Sisters, stop scolding, stop scolding, we were wrong!wrong!Isn't this a collection of money? Don't scold me harshly, I don't feel at ease holding this money!Look at it first, let's think about other things, and come back later! 】

The black fans retreated strategically, and the Ji fans began to worry again.

——[Hey, Yu Yuan sold a meal last night, and it was sold for an auction. This time, she will definitely not share it with Teacher Ji. 】

——[Ms. Ji is always picky, these dark dishes are definitely not enough to eat, what should I do if I don’t eat in the morning and I’m starving? 】

——[Ji Fan is here to make a wish, if Yu Yuan is willing to share some with Teacher Ji, I don't care about her popularity with Teacher Ji before! 】

Lu Miao couldn't finish eating, and she was full of praise: "Sister, the food you cook is so delicious! It's better than the ones I've eaten in those star-rated restaurants!"

The corner of Yu Yuan's mouth curled up: "That's necessary, now you know the benefits of following your sister?"

In her previous life, she relied on this skill to sneak from the prison power grid to the prison kitchen, and then ran amok in the prison!

Lu Miao nodded desperately, stared at the fried steak in the pan, and swallowed hard: "Mmm! Sister, can I share some more of the grilled steak?"

"Look at you who have never seen the world, isn't it just half a steak?"

Taking advantage of the fact that the program crew didn't pay attention, Yu Yuan stole half a lemon and poured the juice on the tender steak.

She picked up the steak and talked eloquently: "The program team's ingredients are insufficient, this is at best a defective product, and there are better ones, I won't make them for people to eat easily."

Lu Miao salivated greedily: "Then how can I eat it?"

Yu Yuan cut up the palm-sized steak and said confidently, "Come to me the day before you die, and I promise to cook you a big meal!"

Lu Miao was startled: "Ah?!"

Yu Yuan paused for a moment, and found that she habitually slipped her mouth.

Gee.

I have done too much food.