After being released from prison: the actor's wife became a black fan

The program team was in a hurry. After Ning Xiaoxue finished changing her clothes, she asked about the status of the two and continued filming.

The director looked at the duo of Ning Xiaoxue and Xu Fangze, who had convulsions from time to time, and then at the leader of the Haoheng trio, Yuan.

It's like one head and two big ones.

"Since all the guests have finished their breakfast, then—"

Pairs and pairs of eyes looked over at the same time, as if life or death was the next sentence.

The director continued: "Now we will settle the cost of breakfast."

"One fish for one breakfast, two fish for two breakfasts, four fish for three breakfasts, and count in multiples of two."

"One group: Bei Qiqi ate one steamed bun, a cup of soy milk, two kinds, and three fish, Wu Jianbin one steamed bun, a cup of soy milk, two kinds, three fish, a total of six fish."

"Three groups: Ning Xiaoxue ate a small steamed bun, a glass of milk, a bowl of beef noodles, three dishes, and seven fish."

"Xu Fangze didn't eat it, but he knocked over a portion of pumpkin porridge, a piece of fish, a total of eight fish..."

Ok?

They put it last?

The three of them calculated subconsciously.

The director also looked at the Haoheng trio, and his tone became cheerful: "Second group!"

"Yu Yuan ate a meatloaf, a bowl of beef noodles, a cup of goat's milk, two steamed buns, and a siu mai, six dishes, 63 pieces of fish!"

"Ji Xiunian ate a bowl of mung bean porridge, three siu mai, one meat pie, one meat dumpling, a cup of goat's milk, six dishes, 63 pieces of fish!"

"Lu Miao ate a pancake, a meat dumpling, a steamed bun, a cup of corn juice, four kinds, a total of fifteen fish!"

"A total of 140 fish in three groups!"

Yu Yuanji Xiunian Lu Miao:? ? ?

The three raised their heads in unison: "How much?!"

The director grinned, and almost beat the gongs and drums to celebrate: "Three groups, a total of 140 fish!"

"Etc., etc!"

Yu Yuan hurriedly stopped, and said in astonishment: "Director, did you make a mistake? Only the same breakfast will be counted in multiples. For two steamed buns in a cage, you count two breakfasts?"

Ji Xiunian also struggled to speak out: "...Three siu mai in a cage, your program group counts as three breakfasts?"

The director nodded treacherously: "Forget it, nine children are born in one cage, there are no two identical steamed buns in this world, and there are no three identical Xiaosiu Mai."

Why don't you just tell a bad joke?

Yu Yuanji Xiunian: ...

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

Unrelenting laughter sounded from the mouths of other guests.

Bei Qiqi clutched her belly and laughed so hard that she burst into tears: "140 a fish, Mommy, are you still holding on?"

#Unfilial girl#

Yu Yuan turned her head to glance at the unfilial daughter, and then looked at Ji Xiunian expressionlessly.

She clutched her chest and complained in pain: "Mr. Ji, you are so shameless that you ate 64 sticks by yourself!"

Ji Xiunian paused, nodded, and began to reflect seriously: "Well, indeed, I, a man, actually eat as much as Sister Yuan, how shameless!"

"But it doesn't matter. Now that men and women are equal, I won't dislike Sister Yuan for eating too much."

"..."

Got it!

#All 64 pieces, no one should dislike anyone#

The two looked at each other, and then at Lu Miao at the same time.

Lu Miao shuddered and stuttered in fright: "I, I, I only have fifteen, Bibibi, four times less than you."

Yu Yuan snorted coldly: "It's four times less, how dare he say so?"

Ji Xiunian grinned: "Well, it's really useless if you can't eat others!"

Lu Miao:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

——On the barrage.

[Hahahaha, Yu Yuan and Teacher Ji were driven crazy by the director, right? 】

[Laughing so hard that I am looking for my head all over the place, what did Sanshui'er do wrong?He's just a kid! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L Lv 】

[Fuck, what are you drinking?What parents fight?Don't mess around! ! ! 】

[Sisters upstairs, don't get excited, allies, allies, these are the dead parents!Passed away big family! 】

The director raised his eyebrows, and said in a beautiful way: "If you want to have lunch, you have to settle the expenses first. Whichever group settles the expenses first, the group can have lunch first."

"In order to settle the expenses as soon as possible, all guests, please work hard to catch fish!"

——[140 fish, when will this catch, Yu Yuan will definitely think of using an Internet cafe? 】

——[No, you may not be able to catch 140 fish with a net, the program group is really a trap! 】

However, when they arrived at their destination, the group was dumbfounded again.

The paddy fields full of rice are inserted into the paddy field neatly and neatly. At a glance, the green rice and green water are very beautiful.

If you look carefully, you can occasionally see a small fish swimming through the rice fields.

Bei Qiqi wondered: "Hey, didn't you say you want to catch fish, why did you bring us here?"

Yu Yuan was thinking about getting a fishing net, when she heard the sound, she saw those shiny black fish at a glance.

She paused suddenly, suspicious: "Should we not catch fish here?"

Program team: "Yes, this is the place to catch the fish this time. The grass carp, also known as rice fish and black carp, is a fish raised in rice."

"Later, the program team will distribute rubber shoes and dustpans, and the guests can go directly to grab them."

Yu Yuan: ...well, really catch fish, I don't even need a fishing net.

——[As expected of the program group, there is no worst hole, only worse, this rice field doesn't even use fishing nets! 】

——【Deeply worried about the lunch of the second group! 】

A group of people took the rubber shoes and dustpan distributed by the program group.

Probably thinking of going with the audience, all eyes turned to the second group, but Yu Yuan was staring at the rice field with a serious face.

Authentic rice fields are quite hard to find.

As expected of a remote country, these rice and fish are very good.

but--

Yu Yuan noticed the gazes of several people and looked back: "Why are you all looking at me if you're not catching fish?"

Bei Qiqi smiled cutely and sweetly: "Mommy, our group only needs six fish, don't worry."

Seeing Yu Yuan deflated, Ning Xiaoxue was also in a good mood: "Our team is not in a hurry, as long as eight are enough."

Yu Yuan hooked her lips with a half-smile, turned her head, and said to the program group, "Are you sure that there are 140 rice fish in the acre of rice field in front of you?"

"Adding the numbers of the other two groups, to be precise, are there 150 five rice fish?"

The program team was taken aback for a moment, but hadn't really considered this question: "There should be."

"How should it be?"

Yu Yuan said bluntly: "No! No! I think you have to ask clearly before catching fish. What if there are not enough fish?"

The program team also felt that the answer was not rigorous, so they immediately sent someone there and got the answer quickly.

"There are between [-] and [-] rice fish in one mu of land. After subtracting the survival rate and the number of fish eaten, we don't know exactly how many villagers are left in this mu of land."

"How about this, if the number of fish is insufficient, as long as your team is really capable and catches all these fish, the program team will also count as you."

Yu Yuan was distressed and said, "Hey, it's useless to catch them all. I was just thinking, what if there are only a hundred fish here..."

"Ms. Ji, Sanshuier, you said that our group caught the last 87 and 88, and the other two groups have to accompany us, so we don't have to eat lunch together?"

The other two groups: You are a real dog! ! !