I wore a fake Douluo

"It's okay, I can go find giegie!"

"Your Highness, can you get your accent right? I get goosebumps when I hear it."

"Okay gieg...brother~"

"You... forget it, this is much better." Tangshan sighed and said, "Your Highness, it is very inconvenient for you to come to me often."

"No way, father will not restrict me, right, father?" Xue Ke looked at Xue Ye with a smile.

Emperor Xue Ye covered his forehead and yelled: "I don't care about you, I don't care about you, go wherever you want."

Xue Ke looked back at Tangshan again.

My father is just a playboy, and he is not as good as Tangshan brother, so it is more comfortable to focus on Tangshan brother.

Tangshan is out of options.

You really took advantage of it and gave it for nothing.

Let me just tell you the truth, okay?

"My wife is jealous, which is an inconvenience to my family."

Xue Ke's face turned from sunny to cloudy.

"Brother, isn't he just making it up to prevent me from going over there?" Xue Ke asked with a stern face.

Xue Qinghe also couldn't understand Tangshan's brain circuit.

How can we let this matter out from the beginning?

Doesn't this just drive the beauties away?

"I'm not lying to you, and I have more than one wife. Both of them will be jealous."

Shrek Academy.

Ning Rongrong got up in the middle of the night.

hungry.

Roll the onions into a flatbread, and pour a plate of mature vinegar into the flatbread.

Ah woo!

Um!The taste is right!

……

When Tang Shan said more than one thing, Xue Ke's gloomy face turned into a dull expression.

Xue Qinghe felt regretful.

It's a pity that Tangshan can't be his brother-in-law anymore.

"You...how can you be like my father..." Xue Ke said sadly, biting her lip.

Tangshan didn't have time to think of how to answer this sentence.

"But it's understandable since you're so good. Why don't you see if I can join your family?"

Tangshan:? ? ?

Xue Qinghe:? ? !

Xue Ye:? ! ?

Talents:! ! ! ! ! ! !

Before you knew someone had a wife, you were only engaging in ambiguity.

You were very angry when you found out that he had a wife.

But after knowing that there is more than one person, you go the extra mile and give it away for free?

Xue Qinghe was also shocked by his sister's actions.

Bull batch!

Your consciousness is very high, I support you.

Tangshan ughed a few times but didn't dare to answer.

What do you want me to say?

"Um...hisss! Oops! Diarrhea! Your Highness, I will withdraw first."

Yone Tian Gongdun Dafa is great.

Xue Qinghe and Xue Ke: "..."

We, brother and sister, will see where you can go.

Xue Ke even had something in mind.

If he was dedicated, he would have no chance...

……

New day, new game.

When the big screen showed the list, some people were happy and some were sad.

These worried people seem to be from the same college.

Kamikaze Academy.

"Xiaotian, have you thought of a decent way to lose? This is about to happen."

"Yes, yes, we should refer to it when we come up with it. I'm also afraid that the sister I like will see my embarrassment."

"Don't make any noise, I'm just thinking about it."

Captain Feng Xiaotian is the saddest one in Kamikaze Academy.

You have to worry about winning and losing and how you lose.

You know, Blazing Academy has been watching Shrek's game.

Won’t you see me then?

Huh?

Why do you still feel so happy?

No, if the loss is ugly, sister Huo Wu will be disgusted.

I have to think of a way to look cool even if I lose.

……

"Both parties are invited to come to the stage."

"One more thing, can you let me have a few more lines?"

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it, let's start!"

Long guns appear in Tangshan.

Now that I'm familiar with the road, the picture of thin vines turning into guns is much more gorgeous.

The first person to appear in Shenfeng Academy was Feng Xiaotian.

He needs to set an example for his teammates behind him.

Show them how to lose coolly.

Feng Xiaotian stood in the middle of the field with a full expression.

Tangshan narrowed his eyes.

This guy is crazy.

A little bit in need of a beating.

"Don wuah——!"

Feng Xiaotian was about to say something flattering.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was knocked down by Tangshan.

Where's the batch pretending to be your sister?

Can I get you to talk trash?

Feng Xiaotian: I just want to look cool!

In the audience, Feng Xiaotian was so painful that he fainted.

The other teammates clearly saw that their captain was shot to the waist and fell unconscious.

I'm afraid this will directly ruin half of the happiness in the rest of my life, right?

This guy is too scary, you can't fight him! !

Tangshan doesn't know what its opponents are thinking.

If I knew it, I would definitely cry out for injustice.

I have put in a lot of effort.

But when I saw the guy below, I fainted from pain...

You're not out of control, right?

Is this guy so vain? I remember that Yu Tianxin was whipped out as if nothing happened.

Yu Tianxin: Ah, yes, yes!

on the ground.

Feng Xiaotian couldn't bear it.

My waist was aching, but I couldn't make a sound.

It's too embarrassing!

What will Sister Huowu think of me when she sees this?

Huo Wu:?What do I think?Who to look at?

Huo Wu in the audience looked at Tangshan on the field with his lips curled up.

This man was originally with the woman who was instantly killed by him.

He wouldn't avenge that woman, would he?

Then...how should he teach me a lesson?

Thinking of this, Huo Wu's heart was beating fast.

His face started to turn rosy.

As for a man named Feng who was beaten away?

Was he knocked away?

I did not notice.

Just looking at the handsome little brother.

Tangshan looked at the shivering kamikaze players off the court.

"Ugh……"

I won’t bully you anymore, please replace me, okay?

"It's my turn, it's my turn! It just so happens that I can fly, so I'm suitable to fight these people."

"Kaifeng Academy abandons the game, Shrek Academy wins!"

Ma Hongjun: ...

Targeting this handsome... fat brother?

Oscar held back his laughter.

Dai Mubai smiled and patted Oscar, trying to make him unable to hold back.

Somewhere in the auditorium, a pair of big, bright eyes stared at Tangshan.

It was Xue Ke who had put on a disguise.

"It's really oppressive, Gudu~"

Her flushed face was hidden under the Xue Ke felt hat.

All that could be seen was an unknown girl sitting on the seat with her legs stretched tightly.

The hands are clenched and the body seems to be shaking slightly?

A circle of maids and guards sat around Xue Ke.

A maid responsible for teaching the princess how to behave as a couple before her marriage saw this appearance...

The princess is so weak.

Just look at it and that’s it.

What if you can't get enough of being taught a lesson in actual combat and just roll your eyes?

……

Ma Hongjun, who returned to Shrek, was in a very bad mood.

I only cooked five bowls of rice today.

I can usually do eight bowls.

Li Lulu: My little sister, please cook two pots first as a token of respect.

"Okay, Fatty, it's not like he can't play all the time. There's still a chance tomorrow." Dai Mubai had laughed enough, so he would try to comfort him a little.

Ma Hongjun curled his lips and said: "Tomorrow, the first person to be brutally beaten by Brother Shan will be the first to admit defeat. Brother Shan, are you going to give the opponent some slack tomorrow?"

Tang Shan also laughed dryly and replied: "I'll just let it go tomorrow. I'll leave the game immediately after the first one. Normally, one-for-one is not a disadvantage. Basically, I won't admit defeat. That's what those at Kamikaze Academy did today." Seems a little scared..."

Dai Mubai wanted to laugh in his heart.

What man wouldn't be afraid of your style of play?

I'm afraid you're going to fight the second game, right?

Whoever goes up will lose a kidney!