The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hu Nao really didn't expect that Ma Lanqi's speech could last three hours. How long is this manuscript? You know, the speed of human speech and reading is definitely faster than counting seconds, and the person who wrote the manuscript did not Simple.

As if he guessed what Xia Hunao was thinking, Li Qiufeng explained: "Ah, well, Coach Xia only watched the battle sessions, so he shouldn't be too clear. The manuscript that the chairman wants to speak is passed down from generation to generation. It has been hundreds of years, and it is said that not a single word or punctuation has been changed.”

Xia was talking nonsense: "Are you kidding? Not a single punctuation has been changed? These tens of thousands of words are really too casual."

"Just bear with it, it's pretty quick."

Back in the villa, Xia Hunao arranged for everyone to recharge their batteries, while he himself was thinking about how to avoid attending the opening ceremony.

Just kidding, three hours. Who can stay there and listen to the old man's speech for three hours without moving?However, according to the regulations of the competition, all participating teams must be present, otherwise they will be disqualified.This made Xia Hu Nao very embarrassed.

Xia thought about it all night but couldn't come up with any particularly useful method, and finally fell asleep.It wasn't until the next morning that Xia Hunao was woken up by Wei Chiting.

"Coach Xia, wake up, you're going to attend the opening ceremony."

Xia Hunao reluctantly got up from the bed, washed and changed clothes and had breakfast.After breakfast, I took the bus with everyone to the main venue of the Elf Competition.

Looking at the sun in the sky, Xia Hunan complained: "This unlucky weather forecast is not accurate at all. The sun is so big, it will kill two people. I should tame a floating bubble and change the weather specifically for me."

Yan Chunyu sat next to Xia Hunao: "Okay. Stop complaining, just wait until the opening ceremony is over."

Xia Hunao weakly leaned against Yan Chunyu: "Sister, please stop comforting me. The more you talk, the hotter I get!"

……

At [-]:[-] in the morning, Xia Hunao and his party arrived at the venue. Looking at the huge open-air stadium, Xia Hunao sighed.And around them, countless students with the same mentality as him also looked at the sky and sighed secretly.

Xia Hunao found a place to sit down casually, and then began to complain about the unlucky competition organizing committee: "Since you are going to hold an entrance ceremony, why don't you just go ahead and get some awnings over, instead of letting all of us do this?" Basking in the bright sun.”

A classmate not far away from him looked over and said: "Brother, we are like-minded. I also think that the Elf Alliance is too inhumane. Fortunately, I am in good health, otherwise I wouldn't be able to hold on."

The two of them were chatting here, and a girl on the side looked over: "Two losers, they are obviously boys and they are complaining about the sun, but we girls have not complained yet. I think boys like you deserve to never be able to find a girlfriend in your life!"

The boy who was chatting with Xia Hunao was about to refute something when he saw Xia Hunao stop him: "Okay, let her say it, not being able to find a girlfriend in your life is as tragic as not needing a boyfriend in your life. "

Xia Hunao's light words made the girl angry. She raised her fist and was about to hit Xia Hunao. Xia Hunao didn't move and looked at several girls beside her to stop her.

Xia Hunao found it boring, so he continued to be in a daze here.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the opening ceremony started on time. As the music played, Malanchi and other dignitaries entered the venue and took their seats.Looking at the seats on the rostrum, Xia Hunao said with a sad face: "I should ask..."

Lu Bingming on the side was puzzled: "What are you asking?"

"I should ask Yu Linglong if there is a place for me on the rostrum. Theoretically speaking, with my current status, I should be able to sit there. Even if I am not in the first row, I can still be in the second row. …”

This is the truth. As the honorary chairman of the Xia Hu Nao Gorgeous Competition and the honorary vice-president of the Elf Research Association, there is no problem at all if he wants to sit on the podium, and let alone the second row, he even wants to sit in the first row. , sitting next to Ma Lanqi is actually not impossible.

Everyone comforted Xia Hunan: "Forget it, Coach Xia, the conference has already started, so don't worry so much."

Xia Hunao could only sigh helplessly: "I shouldn't have regretted it before."

After playing the Elf Alliance's anthem, there was a round of gun salutes. There were 33 gun salutes in total, symbolizing the 33 regions of the Minglong Kingdom.After the 33-gun salute is completed, there is an entrance ceremony for all schools.The admission order of each school is determined according to the ranking of the previous competition. Liuling University was ranked third in the previous competition, so it was ranked third from the bottom to appear. This is not bad. You won’t just stand there stupidly. Too long.

After completing the entrance ceremony with everyone, Xia Hunao faced the so-called real nightmare: Ma Lanqi's speech.

"Dear trainers and our elves..."

For everyone present, this speech was really long and smelly. Malanchi started speaking at 08:30 and did not stop until 11:30.

"...I sincerely wish all trainers to show their character and style in this year's College Student Elf Competition..."

When Malanchi's speech ended, sparse applause erupted from the venue.There is no way, this speech is like hypnosis, and few people can withstand it.Still persisting without falling down or leaving early is already a good example of their character.

After the speech, the referees and players swore an oath. Then, the entire opening ceremony process ended, and each team left the field under the guidance of the usher.

After leaving the stadium, everyone in Liuling University looked at Xia Hunao. After three hours of bombardment with speeches, everyone was a little sluggish. Why was Xia Hunao so energetic?

Li Qiufeng asked: "Coach Xia, haven't you been complaining? Why are you so energetic now?"

Xia Hunao ignored him, and Li Qiufeng asked again: "Coach Xia, why are you so energetic?"

Xia Hunao still ignored him. Just when Li Qiufeng wanted to ask him for the third time, Wei Chiting came over and patted Xia Hunao on the shoulder.Xia Hunao then turned around: "Is something wrong?"

While talking, Xia took out a pair of headphones from his ears.

Looking at the headphones in Xia Hunao's hand, Li Qiufeng asked, "So you've been listening to music?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, there is no rule that you are not allowed to listen to music when the chairman is delivering his speech. Don't mention it, the chairman is really good at speaking. My headphones are about to run out of power."

Everyone was silent. Xia Hunao was really brave in this way of playing. Fortunately, no one noticed it at the time.Otherwise, the public opinion will go crazy.

Xia Hunao looked around: "So where are we going to eat next? Our opening game is at one o'clock in the afternoon."

Li Qiufeng pointed to a restaurant not far away: "We ate there last year, and it tasted pretty good."

Xia Hu Nao didn't care about anything else: "Let's go, let's go, I'm hungry."

Xia Hunao and his party arrived at the hotel under the guidance of Li Qiufeng. There were a lot of people in the hotel, but most of them were from schools that had competitions in the afternoon.

This is also due to the unfortunate competition format arranged by the league. More than 100 school teams are divided into ten groups, with 70 teams in one group. Even in a single round-robin, there are more than [-] games in this group.Ten groups equals [-] games.Fortunately, the format of the group stage is just five one-on-one games. The top three are determined based on the big score. If the knockout format is used, these [-] games are estimated to be enough for half a year.

At Xia Hunao's suggestion, everyone found a private room in the hotel.

Sitting on the chair, Xia Hunao asked Wei Chiting: "Wei Chiting, how many games are there this afternoon?"

Wei Chiting thought for a while: "It should be ten games. Numbers [-] and [-] of each group are scheduled for this afternoon."

Xia Hunao asked again: "Are there any games in these games that require special attention?"

Wei Chiting took out his tablet and gestured: "Probably not. Among the top 32 last year, we were the only ones to have a game today."

Xia Hunao took the tablet and started studying it. At this moment, the waiter started serving the food.

"Coach Xia, let's eat."

Xia Hunan was studying the battle sequence while putting something in his mouth.Yan Chunyu and Xiao Shui on the side quickly took the tablet away.

"Coach Xia, you'd better eat in peace, it's not good for your health."

"Yes, we are team doctors and have the responsibility to ensure your health. If you want to arrange anything, please make sure you finish your meal before continuing."

Being stared at by the two team doctor sisters who were gentle and lovely but now looked a bit like tigresses, Xia Hunao had no choice but to speed up her hand and wolfed down her lunch.Seeing Xia's nonsense, Yan Chunyu asked Xiao Shui: "Do you think we did something wrong? His behavior might not be as good as what he did just now."

……

After lunch, Xia Hunao picked up his tablet again and started planning quickly, while others ate at a very fast pace. At 12:30, everyone finished their lunch on time and returned to the venue.

On the way back to the venue, Xia Hunao started to complain again: "So there is something wrong with the league's arrangement. It's already weird to have the opening game an hour after the opening ceremony. It would be even weirder if there is a lunch break during this hour." . Who doesn’t know that after lunch, you have to rest for at least half an hour before doing strenuous exercise.”

Everyone in Liuling University returned to the main venue amid Xia's random thoughts.Li Qiufeng looked around, then pointed to a tent and said, "Coach Xia, that tent is our preparation area for the preliminary round."

Xia Hunao followed Li Qiufeng's fingers and saw two large tents side by side, with a sign with Liuling's name hanging on them.

Looking at this brand, Xia Hunao shook his head. What was the difference between this and the unlucky college sports he was forced to participate in in his previous life?A bit too cheap!