The Pokémon Goofing Around

Generally speaking, Xia Hunan's ideas are good. As for the results, they always have to be judged according to different circumstances.For example, this time, Xia Hunao's idea was to let everyone try the pressure brought by a king-level trainer, so that they would not be so panicked when facing big scenes.Although Xia Hunao and Yulongdu can also bring some pressure, they are too familiar after all, and Xia Hunao and Yulongdu do not have the pressure of top trainers that emanates from the inside out.

But when Xia Hunao heard Tong Ruo say that the so-called siege was actually an all-out battle between Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao, the nature of the matter changed.No wonder Ruo Jie is so confident that five of her people will fight two people. This is actually an absolutely disadvantageous situation of five against twelve.

Although it is nominally five against twelve, it is actually no different from two against twelve. We overestimated, and then overestimated, and estimated the combat effectiveness of Shen Yu and the three of them to be as high as Mount Everest. These three people were replaced. With six elves, it was also a two-on-six situation, and it was absolutely impossible to win.

Xia Hunao thought for a while and asked Tong Ruo: "Sister Ruo, if I guess correctly, the group fight between Wei Chiting and the others was definitely not this version."

Tong Ruo took it as a matter of course: "Of course, they just beat us two. But who are you? Of course it was the five of you who beat us twelve elves."

After a pause, Tong Ruo continued: "Think about it, you are all very good trainers, so the pressure on you needs to be increased more or less on their basis. Think about it, their The pressure is one to two, and you are one to two and a half, and the gap is not particularly big."

Regarding this statement, Xia Hunao and the other five did not listen to any one of them.This is not an arithmetic problem.Wei Chiting and his team's one-to-two match should be a main force using elves like the cauliflower monkeys and lily-root dolls used during the previous assessment of Xia Hunao. The two sides were barely one-to-two.But Xia Hunao and the others commented that their strength was not as good as Lily Root Doll, and with five elves who were obviously stronger than Lily Root Doll, how could the pressure be just [-] to [-].

Yulongdu looked at Xia Hunao with a guilty conscience. He had a hunch that these sisters were definitely influenced by Xia Hunao. He had never heard of these two Liuling Da people like this before.

Xia Hunao shook his head: "Let's forget it. I'm already uneasy about working with Sister Ruo and Sister Xiaoxiao. It's really too much to ask Sister Ruo and Sister Xiaoxiao to use all the main force for us. We can still do it." Use other methods to train yourself, right Yulongdu."

Yulongdu groaned twice first, and then nodded quickly: "Yes, Xia Hunao is right. We are also thoughtful and responsible young people. We will control our own destiny. We will not cause trouble to our sisters."

Xia Hunao raised his thumb towards Yulongdu: Well done.

Xia Hunao knew very well that although he wanted to bring some pressure, the pressure was not overwhelming.And if you really choose to accept it, then there is a word in this world that is very suitable for describing this behavior: seeking abuse.

In the same way, there is also a word that can appropriately describe Tong Ruo's behavior: sin.

Fortunately, we said that Xia Hunao was not an idiot. He had already started to think of a solution after he asked about the so-called assault. He looked at Yulongdu, blinked, and then stamped his foot: "Okay, I'll take it! "

Everyone was shocked by his move. What should I say? Did Xia Hunao really want to lead everyone to seek abuse?

Xia Hunao put his backpack on his chest: "Humph, as long as I have the tactics I specially compiled for this scene, even if the combat power ratio is one to two point four, I won't lose too badly..."

Xia Hu's passionate voice gradually became lowered: "Well, um, A'Du, I'll lend you my notebook of tactical essentials. Do you want to return it to me?"

Yulongdu patted his empty pocket: "Look at my whole body, do I look like a person who can hold a notebook?"

Xia Hunao's face changed wildly: "It's broken. It seems I left it outside... A'Du, let's go find it quickly!"

With that said, Xia Hunao and Yulongdu turned around and ran towards the school gate.The two of them knew very well that in this so-called one versus two point four battle, the main target was the two of them. The remaining three people were actually unimportant additions. As long as the two of them hid, Tong Ruo would not be able to lose face no matter what. Come and kill Shen Yu and the others.

But before they could take a few steps out, they heard Tong Ruo shouting coldly from behind: "Stop!"

Xia Hunao and Yulongdu obeyed and stopped. Tong Ruo sighed: "Okay, stop acting. The plan for you five to fight twelve is cancelled."

Xia Hunao and Yulongdu breathed a sigh of relief. It wasn't just five against twelve. In this case, the pressure would be much less.

A group of people came to the training ground. Zheng Xiaoxiao was eating fruit with Huaiya Yuan and Miss Quer. When she saw Xia Huzao and the others coming in, Zheng Xiaoxiao waved her hands and said, "Xiao Xiazi, do you want to come and eat some together?" .”

Xia Hunao shook his head: "No, sister Xiaoxiao, just eat it by yourself."

Tong Ruo stood on one side of the battle field and said to Xia Hunan: "Xiao Xiazi, I know what you are thinking. You want me and Xiaoxiao to put some pressure on you, right? Then come up. The battle between the three of us will begin soon."

Xia Hunao stood cautiously on the battlefield, looked left and right for a long time, and then took out an elf ball: "Guagua's opponents are the two of them, right?"

As he said that, Xia Hunao pointed to the Coconut Monkey and Miss Kuo'er who put down the fruit and walked toward Tong Ruo.Tong Ruo nodded and said: "Yes, Gua Gua's opponents are the two of them. How about it? Are you coming?"

Xia Hunan thought about it for a while. Even if the two sisters were both very powerful trainers, the level difference would not be too big since they started at the same level. Guagua would not suffer too much since she has the ice element. , and it is possible to win.So Hu Xia nodded wildly: "Come on."

The battle between the two sides began. Just as Xia Hunao was directing Guagua to fight with two grass-type elves, Tong Ruo and Zheng Xiaoxiao suddenly threw out a lot of elf balls. The elf balls fell to the ground, and many elf balls were released from them. Elf.Although they don't look like particularly ferocious elves, there are so many of them that they can't stand it.

Xia Hunao was dumbfounded, and even the few people watching the battle were dumbfounded.Xia Hunao pointed at the elves on the field: "Sister Ruo, didn't I tell you that Guagua's only opponents are Huaye Yuan and Miss Quer? Why did it suddenly become like this!"

One against two, Xia Hu Nao was somewhat confident, but now it has become one against twelve, which is hard to say.

Although he knew that his elf might not be his opponent, Xia Hunao still took the remaining elf balls from his belt: "Four against twelve is better than one against twelve, go ahead..."

Before he could say "Ba", he heard Tong Ruo say: "We have not violated any rules. Guagua's only opponents are Huaye Yuan and Miss Quer."

Xia Hunao pointed at the ten remaining elves on the field: "Do you think I'm stupid? What are the ten of them doing on the field?"

A bad smile appeared on Tong Ruo's face: "What do you think, since Guagua's opponents are these two, then of course your opponents are the remaining ten."

After saying that, Tong Ruo waved his hand, and the ten elves immediately surrounded Xia Hunao, and beat and kicked Xia Hunao with love.Although Gua Gua wanted to rescue Xia Hu Nao, he was entangled by Coconut Monkey and Miss Quer.

Zhang Hong outside the court narrowed his eyes: "Ah, this is so tragic, it is simply inhumane."

Yulongdu also echoed: "Yes, I hunt geese all year round, but I still get pecked in the eye by the geese."

Only Shen Yu looked worried: "Stop fighting, stop fighting."

Tong Ruo held Shen Yu down and said, "Don't go there, they know how to do it. This is also a benefit for you, allowing you to take good personal care of your little Xia Zi."

Shen Yu blushed: "No, no, he, he is not..."

This righteous siege ended in less than an hour.God knows how they kept this miserable thing going for an hour.Guagua on the other side, although he wanted to save her, was eventually controlled by sleep.

Shen Yu took Xia Hunao, who seemed to be seriously injured, back to Xia Hunao's three-story building. After putting Xia Hunao on the bed, everyone left one by one. Tong Ruo, the last one to go out, said with a mischievous smile: "Take good care of your family's injuries." Sick."

Blushing and "kicking everyone out", Shen Yu returned to the bedside, took off Xia Hunao's clothes and applied medicine to him: "Really, how did you get beaten like this? Not only are there bruises, but also broken skin ah."

Xia Hunao was lying on the bed still a little energetic: "How can I put it, it's a blessing in disguise. Although I got a good beating, I do feel that the connection between me and Gua Gua is clearer. But this kind of It’s better to use less means.”

Shen Yu carefully wiped Xia Hunao's body: "Really, you knew it would make me worried. You and the two sisters didn't tell me."

"Conscience of heaven and earth, Xiaoyu, I didn't react until I was beaten. How can you blame me?"

As he said that, Xia Huan smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, I think you should praise me. I'm still very witty."

Chen Yu snorted softly: "Praising you, what are you praising you for? You were beaten well this time. Should I find more people to beat you in the future?"

Xia Hunao held Shen Yu's hand: "Xiaoyu, if it weren't for this beating, how could we have been in this situation? Moreover, if I hadn't been smart enough to shrink myself into a ball, you should have turned me over at this time. Apply medicine."

Shen Yu was stunned for a moment, and then her face instantly turned like a melon pulp. She picked up the alcohol cotton and used tweezers to push out the potion and the alcohol cotton together.

"Ah~...!"

Xia Hunao's wailing sound can really be said to be the sound of mourning that echoes in the empty valley and lasts for a long time.Xia Hunao's performance also tells us that Sai Weng, the old man, may not only have lost his horse, but also his donkey.