The Pokémon Goofing Around

When Xia Hunao arrived at Gate [-], he saw Zheng Xiaoxiao sticking his head out of the window of a van and waving to Xia Hunao: "Here it is."

Xia Hunao approached and asked, "Why did you get a van? Where are you going?"

Zheng Xiaoxiao pointed to the door at the back: "Get in the car first, and then we'll talk about it later."

After Xia Hunan got in the car, the vehicle started and drove into the night. In the van, Zheng Xiaoxiao, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was introducing: "Xiao Xiazi, let me introduce to you. The person sitting in the same row with you is the captain Li Qiufeng. and vice-captain Wei Chiting.”

Xia Hunao greeted quickly: "Hello, brothers, I am Xia Hunao."

Li Qiufeng and Wei Chiting also greeted back, and then Zheng Xiaoxiao continued: "Sitting in the row behind are Yan Chunyu, who is responsible for the recovery of the school team, and the second-year ace Lu Bingming."

While Xia was joking, he also greeted the two people behind him, and then asked, "Where are we going?"

"Of course it's for dinner. Originally, the entire school team was supposed to come, but that would be too big, so I'll only let you meet a few key people."

Xia Hunao nodded: "I see, I'm very happy to see these brothers and sisters."

Yan Chunyu, who was sitting in the back row, stretched out his hand from behind and pinched Xia Hunan's face: "Our assistant Xia is very cute. He is completely different from you during the battle."

Xia Hunao's face was deformed crazily in Yan Chunyu's hands, while Wei Chiting and Li Qiufeng on the side were completely gloating about his misfortune.Although Xia Hunao asked Yan Chunyu to let go, his words had changed in tone and could not be heard.

The atmosphere was very lively along the way and they arrived at a restaurant. Everyone got off the car and saw the "Lin Yun" sign at the door of the hotel.

The group of people came to the private room and sat down. Li Qiufeng put the menu in Xia Hunao's hand: "Assistant Xia, you can order whatever you want. You're welcome."

Xia Hunao handed the menu to Tong Ruo: "Let the lady do it. I'm not shy about being cold. And don't call me Assistant Xia, I'm awkward..."

Everyone laughed, and then Tong Ruo started to order.If Xia Hu Nao is still a simple and unrestrained person, then Tong Ruozhen can be said to have no taboos, no matter what is expensive or luxurious. Every time he opens his mouth or turns the page, Li Qiufeng is frightened.

Li Qiufeng breathed a sigh of relief after Tong Ruo put down the menu. Unexpectedly, Tong Ruo added another sentence: "Order these first, and then ask for more if you don't have enough."

Before the food was served, he heard someone banging on the door of the private room. Li Qiufeng covered his face and went to open the door. He saw a girl at the door with her hands on her hips, pointing at Li Qiufeng's nose and scolding: "Li Qiufeng, are you really here to beat Qiufeng? Although I said you can come to our house to treat us occasionally, but what do you mean by ordering so many dishes at once! You don’t do this for free! "

Li Qiufeng couldn't hold his head up in front of this girl: "It's not Xiaoyun, listen to me..."

Lu Bingming approached Xia Hunao with a smirk on his face: "Did you see this girl's name is Gong Xiaoyun, she is our captain's girlfriend. Even though our captain is so powerful in the school team, she is still a coward here. .”

Xia Hunao looked at Gong Xiaoyun with interest, and his gaze made Lu Bingming shudder at the side: "No, Xiaoxia, friends' wives should not be bullied. You don't have any thoughts about Xiaoyun, do you?"

Xia Hunao pushed Lu Bingming's face aside: "Brother Lu, let me tell you, I have to show you what I said to you..."

"No, Xiaoxia, you..."

Xia Hunao stood up and said, "Okay, okay, Brother Li, considering your wife-keeping behavior, this meal can be treated as my invitation."

After hearing this, Li Qiufeng turned around quickly: "Xiao Xia, those dishes were very expensive just now. Don't worry. As long as I'm here, I can't let you spend money."

"Okay, you may not have as much say as me here, right, Sister Yun."

Gong Xiaoyun looked at Xia Hunao's face and was stunned, and then realized: "It's Xiao Hunao. We haven't seen each other for two or three years. Is Aunt Jing still so busy?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "Well, they have become busier and busier in the past two years. If they don't come home, I wonder if they have almost forgotten me as their biological son. If Xiaomeng hadn't taken care of me, I would have been hungry. Died at home.”

Li Qiufeng, who became a transparent person on the side, looked at this scene: "You, do you know each other?"

Xia Hunao nodded: "This is my aunt's sister, she is three years older than me, but we haven't seen each other for several years."

"Little nonsense, have you seen this bastard man? He comes to our house every day to eat and drink. You can't become such a man in the future."

……

There was a little joke, and there was another person at the dinner table.

Li Qiufeng stood up and said, "Come on, let's raise a toast and welcome our Assistant Xia."

Everyone raised their glasses and had a toast.After putting down the cup, Gong Xiaoyun asked: "Xiao Hua, shouldn't you be in high school? Why did you become a teaching assistant?"

After listening to Xia Hunao's story, Gong Xiaoyun nodded and said, "Well, this is indeed Aunt Jing's style of doing things. But you're not bad either, you've become a teaching assistant."

"Isn't it thanks to these two sisters?"

The atmosphere at the table was harmonious. After dinner, everyone continued to sit in the private room and chat.

"Chiting, come on."

Li Qiufeng is powerful but not very good at tactics, especially big tactics.Although I have been trying to find ways to learn, I just don’t have the talent.

Wei Chiting is different. His position in the school team is the brain. In many cases, he is relied on to turn the tide of the battle.

Gong Xiaoyun saw that they seemed to have something important to talk about and asked, "Then I'll leave first? You seem to have something to talk about."

"It's not necessary, it's not a secret. Right, brother-in-law."

Li Qiufeng, who was called brother-in-law, nodded quickly: "Yes, this is not a secret. Xiaoyun, just listen together."

"Assistant Xia, will there be any problems in today's second game?"

Wei Chiting got straight to the point, while Xia Hunao also accepted everyone who came: "No, they don't have poison-type steel elves."

"No, I mean fast forward to the third and fourth games."

"So what, anyway, the tactics I use in the third and fourth rounds will not change, and I'm sure they will send in ghost elves first."

"Oh? What do you say?"

Xia Hunao looked at Tong Ruo: "I have support. Sister Ruo is my supporter. For them, if they want to quickly understand this skill, they can only rely on sister Ruo. And sister Ruo will emphatically remind them that this is a general system. Skill."

Yan Chunyu interjected: "Indeed, if they are reminded emphatically, most people will think about this aspect subconsciously."

Xia Hunao finished a glass of juice: "Actually, it doesn't matter even if it's reversed. They used the same routine as the fourth game in the second game, so I would lose one game at most, and then win back in the third game. Anyway, that skill is certain It will be exposed.”

Lu Bingming continued: "Once exposed, they will use the ghost system to fight. After all, they can't think of any other way. This is three wins and one loss."

Wei Chiting nodded: "Even if they adopt the strategy of the fifth game in the fourth game, borrowing the elf is of no use. After all, they will use another elf after two to two, right."

Xia smiled and nodded: "As expected of the school team's brain trust, he is indeed amazing."

"Thank you, Assistant Coach Xia, for your compliment. But can I ask, if the opponent is the school team, what would Assistant Coach Xia do?"

When Wei Chiting asked this question, everyone perked up. After all, there was a difference between the students in Class [-] and Class [-] and the school team.

Xia Hunao thought for a while: "Although my second move will have some advantages, in order to restore the situation, I still go first."

"Are you betting on what elf I'll send?"

"Yes, and it doesn't matter if I lose the bet, I will still use this strategy, just to tell you that I plan to use this routine throughout the game."

Wei Chiting thought for a while and then said: "In the second game, I should bring out the ghosts and bring the berries."

Xia Hunao nodded: "As I thought, everyone in the school team will definitely think that the tactics I use have the same position substitution, and in the first game, no matter whether I lose or win the bet, I will modify certain strategies. So this is the best way to speculate on my skills. Good way, after this round, all four of my skills will be exposed. But because of the attributes in this round, I can still get such a worst result, which should be one to one."

Wei Chiting nodded: "Yes, Guisi can only be used to judge skills. In the third game, the assistant coach will still attack first, right?"

Xia Hunao nodded to confirm, but this time Wei Chiting found it difficult: "The best way to break this tactic is to knock down the opponent's elves at once, but..."

"There is no decisive difference, unless you use skills such as self-destruction or big explosion, but the rules do not allow the use of such tactics of mutual destruction."

"Although there are elves like Firesteel or Firepoison, at least they don't exist in the Minglong Kingdom, so I have to bring a fruit anyway..."

Suddenly, Wei Chiting seemed to have thought of something: "Kill him first!"

"It's a way, but if you dare to knock me down, throw it. The rest will be the same as before."

At this time, the team doctor Yan Chunyu on the side said: "Maybe we can use some elves with built-in recovery."

Xia Hunao agreed with Yan Chunyu's idea: "Yes, this is also a method. In this case, you will win the third round. I will send the third elf in the fourth round."

"The third one?"

"Yes, didn't I tell you that if anyone asks, just tell them that I borrowed all the elves. As the team doctor, Sister Chunyu should know the specific data."

"Indeed, although it is a bit rare, we do have three of the Six Spirits."

Xia Hu laughed: "Because of the characteristics or skills, it is meaningless to continue to carry the fruit. In this case, the doll has a skill called finding a partner. The characteristics can be replaced. After the four games are over, it should be possible to achieve Two to two ties.”

Indeed, as long as Xia Hunao was willing to delay, a two-two tie could be achieved at the end of four games.

"It's the last round, what are you going to do? Let me declare in advance that I will take back the elves after the fourth round and then release them. Then it's your turn to guess the tactics."

Wei Chiting thought for a long time and finally said: "This half-and-half bet is the most troublesome."

"You have been misled by me. One issue you ignored is that I should only have one poisonous orb now. The fire orb was thrown."

Wei Chiting nodded sharply: "Yes, as long as I send poison or steel elves in the last round, there is no need to gamble."

After Wei Chiting said this, he suddenly felt that something was wrong. Xia Hu laughed: "After all, I was induced. I brought three elves. The second one is specifically targeting the poison-type and steel-type. You saw me taking out two Elf but you don’t know I have three elves.”

In the end, Xia Hunao gained some advantage in this theoretical tactical deduction.

Wei Chiting extended his thumb towards Xia Hunao: "Assistant Xia is great."

Xia Hunao smiled slightly: "After all, it is what I am most familiar with now."