The Pokémon Goofing Around

In Xia Hunao's knowledge base, he had only heard of two books that had an important impact on world military affairs. One was Sun Tzu's Art of War, and the other was called On Protracted War.But it's a pity that I can't remember these two Xia Hu Nao at all.

The one Xia Hunao is familiar with is called 36 Strategies.What Xia Hunao wants to do now is to use all 36 strategies.

36 Strategies The first plan is to deceive the sky and cross the sea.

Xia Hunao carried a paper bag and went to the training ground to find Yulongdu.When I came to the training ground, I saw Yulongdu standing in the middle of the field, confronting his big beast. Gyarados grinned and cursed at Yulongdu for some unknown reason.However, Xia Hunao had no time to mediate the conflict between the two of them. He opened the paper bag mysteriously, then took out a few elf balls and walked over: "A'Du, you try this."

Yulongdu reached out to get the elf ball: "Isn't this just the elf ball? What's the difference?"

As Yulongdu took the elf ball in his hand, his expression became interesting: "Something's wrong, why is this ball so light? You shouldn't have bought a pirated version, right? How much does a ball cost? Don't you think so?" As for."

Xia Hunao opened the elf ball with his bare hands: "Look, this thing is not an elf ball, but the elf ball shell we made specially before. You can use this to disguise your elf ball as any kind of elf ball." If you don’t believe it, look at it.”

As he said that, Xia Hunan lifted up the hem of his clothes: "Look, I brought six master balls with me."

Yulongdu glanced over there, and sure enough, there was a series of six master balls placed there, shining with the light that belonged to the "Elf Master".

Yulongdu smiled: "So, can you tell which elf is in which elf ball? It should feel the same after putting on your shell."

Xia Hunao looked at Yulongdu instead: "So what method did you use to see your own elf? Could it be that you used engraving? Can't this kind of thing be distinguished directly by virtue of the bond?"

Hearing Xia Hunao's explanation, Yulongdu was in disbelief. However, Xia Hunao had already given this thing to him, so of course he had to use it.

Yulongdu glanced at Gyarados: "We'll talk about what happened just now. I'm asking you now, do you think this shell looks good?"

Gyarados didn't speak, just flicked its tail to show that the shell was okay. Yulongdu was about to buckle the shell of the diving ball onto Gyarados's Poke Ball, but Xia Hunao stretched out his hand to interrupt. His action: "Who told you to do this? You should put this shell on the Charizard's shell."

Yulongdu was immediately stunned. What kind of trick is this? Disguising a diving ball as a fire-breathing dragon. What kind of unnecessary and boring gameplay is this?

Xia Hunao explained: "The elf in your hand only has the water attribute of Gyarados. As long as you do this, the other party will subconsciously send out a more advantageous thing. At this time, a fire-breathing dragon suddenly appears and you can take advantage." ”

Yulongdu blinked: "However, there is not much difference from a Gyarados with four times the weak electricity to a Charizard with twice the weak electricity."

Xia Hunao thought for a while, and then said: "Then change to the Harker Dragon. The properties of the Harker Dragon are no problem. This wave of attacks is about surprise. And having said that, when you beat Manying, the two of you It seems that my opponent doesn’t have electric elves, not even rock elves.”

After Xia's nonsensical deception, Yulongdu decided to give it a try in the match against Manying, as long as he kept thinking that he was a Hackron.

After Xia Hunao used the first strategy, he thought about the 36 strategies. He first chose the fourth strategy to wait for work, but he wanted to add some trouble to Man Ying. The man behind the scenes was too obvious, so he had to use it in conjunction with the borrowed knife to kill, but the borrowed knife to kill was It wasn’t very easy to use on the island, so I had to continue searching.

The seventh plan out of 36 is to create something out of nothing.

In order to implement this strategy, Xia Hunao decided to go to Manying's place and use one of his master balls to pretend that he had borrowed some divine weapon.Anyway, there is someone on Manying's side who knows about his "special attack on the mythical beast". In this way, with a piece of false news, Manying can fall into suspicion. Not only will he achieve success out of nothing, but he may even use it to wait for work.

However, there is a small problem with this move, that is, although it is difficult for Manying to lend a divine beast, if Manying wants to see the divine beast, Xia Hunao will have to find a way to cover it up.Performing a complete set of tricks is a lesson that every liar must master.

After a few more minutes, Xia Hunao touched his chin and determined only two strategies. One was to pretend to be crazy and pretend that he didn't train much, but practiced to death in private.In fact, all the teams are doing this kind of thing. Xia Hunao is now using this trick to be better than nothing, and the last trick is a more difficult beauty trap.

Speaking of the beauty trap, Xia Hu was in the room and took out a mirror, slashed at the mirror, and then looked at other people's rooms: "Oh, there is no way. In the entire lineup of Minglong Kingdom, I’m the only one who can use the honey trap, even if I’m handsome, I can’t do it.”

Xia Hu was "pitying himself" here, but he didn't expect that he forgot to close the door. Mu Zhishui and Wang Zhenzheng at the door looked at him with complicated eyes.The two hesitated for a long time, and then Mu Zhishui, who was more familiar with Xia Hunan, said, "So, you plan to betray your appearance?"

Xia Hunao turned around and frowned: "Appearance betrays everything. I don't like hearing what you say. I'm just using my extraordinary appearance to do some unspeakable things."

Wang Zhen asked: "If you really go, how sure are you of success?"

Xia Hunao held his chin and thought for a while: "Well, it's almost [-]%. I can't say too much. I think [-]% should be about right."

Hearing that Xia Hunao was so confident, Wang Zhen couldn't help but stand in awe. He immediately took a few steps back and made way for Xia Hunao: "Please, Boss Xia, please. Our victory depends on you."

Ki Zhishui still felt uneasy: "You'd better talk about it carefully, I'm worried about you getting involved in it."

Xia Hunao opened his backpack to look for something and said: "What's the explanation for the beauty trap? Besides, there are only a few people in Manying's entire team who want to take advantage of my beauty trap. Is there anything to explain in detail?"

"Of course, tell me whether you want to attack Ninja Mei or Miko. You don't want both."

Yulongdu appeared out of nowhere and asked Xia Hunan questions with a smile.

Xia Hunao didn't answer. He just took out his blue dress that he hadn't worn for a long time from his backpack. He patted the clothes lightly twice. Xia Hunao said, "It's time for this dress to come out again." .”

Yulongdu looked at Xia Hunao and put on a blue dress and smacked his lips: "Tsk, handsome is very handsome, but isn't it a bit too much for you to wear the clothes that Shen Yu made for you to date Manying's girl? "

Xia Hunao looked at his appearance in the mirror, then adjusted the six Poké Balls on his belt, leaving only one Master Ball shell. He removed the remaining shell and continued to answer Yulongdu. Question: "Aren't clothes just for wearing? If Shuo Xiaoyu knew that the clothes he designed have fascinated me, thousands of girls will be very happy."

Xia Hunao straightened his clothes as he spoke, then walked out of the room in high spirits and headed towards Manying's camp.

Xia Hunao's outfit could be said to be a limited return, which stunned Su Xiaojiu and Chu Xiaodie, who happened to come over to ask Mu Zhishui about something.Su Xiaojiu rubbed her eyes and asked Chu Xiaodie: "Xiaodie, it was Xia Hu Nao who passed by just now, right?"

Chu Xiaodie nodded: "Yes, it's him. I've seen him wearing this dress before. But isn't this dress only worn by him when he meets some important occasions? What big things can happen on this island? Let him wear this?"

Yulongdu, who heard Chu Xiaodie's question from the side, joked with him: "You don't know, it is said that in order to commend Xia Hunao for his outstanding contribution, the Elf Alliance seems to be giving him an award, and he is so proud to go and receive the award. "

The two girls were very excited after hearing this: "Really? What kind of award is this?"

Mu Zhishui stepped in between the three of them: "Okay, you two, don't listen to his deception. Xia Hu Nao had something to do, so he changed his clothes. Is there anything wrong with you two coming over?"

After all, Mu Zhishui was still embarrassed to tell the two girls that Xia Hunai dressed up like this to carry out a honey trap. After all, this kind of thing is easy to talk about but not easy to hear.

Su Xiaojiu said quickly: "That's right, we had a question when we were practicing just now, so I came over to ask."

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On the other side, Xia Hunao wore this outfit while walking on the island and quickly attracted everyone's attention. Wearing such a formal dress on a tropical island is generally no different from a retarded person.Not far away from Xia Hunao, someone came over and asked, "What are you going to do?"

Xia Hunao stopped: "Don't you want to make an appointment with Mirren for a few training matches or something, so I thought that if you dress more formally, the success rate will be higher."

"So that's it, then I wish you success."

After the two separated, Xia Hunao continued to move in the direction of Manying.Although Xia Hunao dressed himself up handsomely, from the bottom of his heart, Xia Hunao had no intention of using a honey trap. After all, this method was too despicable, but this did not prevent Xia Hunao from wearing this He put on his clothes and used other strategies: "Come on, let me show you the power of my 36 strategies together."