The Pokémon Goofing Around

Xia Hu Nao is in a hurry now, so there is no time to listen to the system chattering here.I mentally slapped the system on the head: "Speak quickly, I tell you, if I can get you out, I will stuff you into the disgusting croak."

The system glanced at Xia Hunao and then at Guagua Guagua. Don't tell me, Xia Hunao, a person who is not quite right, can really do this kind of thing sometimes.The system was really afraid that Xia Hunao would do something outrageous, so it hurriedly opened the bag of tricks for Xia Hunao: "Let me tell you, although this man-made creature has a strong learning and review ability, there is a limit to its power. Even if it is Even a smart dream can't really use all the skills..."

Hearing this, Xia Hunao naturally understood the idea of ​​the system, which was to regard the two disgusting croaks in front of him as computers with good performance. This kind of computer may be able to run some programs, but if you open a dozen major software at the same time, what configuration is it? The computer can't stand it. If it freezes, you are lucky. If you are unlucky, it may be scrapped directly.

Thinking of this, a very strange smile appeared on Xia Hunan's face.The two disgusting croaks were somewhat depressed at not being able to recover their health. They looked at each other and then bumped into each other.After the two sticky things collided together, they squirmed and changed, and finally formed a large croak nearly two meters long, and even the shuriken hat on its head became extremely large.

Xia Hunao was silently calculating the data of this new disgusting Guagua, and Guagua was shocked when he looked at this two-meter-tall thing: To be honest, although I have only been with Xia Hunao for less than two years, I still feel like I have met him. A lot of worldly things.But let’s be honest, this is the first time I’ve seen this kind of thing.Among those of my own kind that grow relatively quickly, there are few who are two meters tall or short, and those who are 1.6 meters or seven meters tall are rare.

Nausea Guagua, who suddenly became two meters tall, also found it interesting. Although he didn't know how this thing's brain was structured, Nausea Guagua was full of curiosity about his new body, regardless of Xia Hunao and Guagua watching eagerly from the side. , and started researching on his own.

Xia Hunao had never seen anything like this before. He wanted to study it for a while, but he might not have enough time, so he had no choice but to raise the butcher knife: "Quack, flying water shuriken!"

Xia Hunao and Guagua threw a flying water shuriken. Guagua was disgusted that his research was interrupted. He turned backhand with a clay shuriken. He knocked the thrown shuriken away from Guagua, and then continued flying, almost killing Guagua. Cut.Fortunately, Guagua's body skills were good and he hid aside. Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief. He couldn't use the flying water shuriken anymore. The thing on top of Guagua's head might not be as big as what the opponent throws casually. It's not on the same level at all. Why do you need to find abuse in a battle?

Nausea Guagua was invincible when he was doing research. No matter how hard Xia Hunao tried, they just ignored him. Moreover, Nausea Guagua sat directly under the tube this time and relied on his own blood to study. Xia Hunao suddenly fell into a very embarrassing situation. situation.

We all know that the most familiar and unfamiliar thing to human beings is our own body, and I think Nasty Guagua is no exception.How long will it take for him to study and understand this?

Fortunately, Nausea Guagua did not keep Xia Hunao waiting for too long. Maybe his brain was good enough for this job, or perhaps Nausea Guagua got tired of playing, so he focused his attention on Xia Hunao again.

Seeing the disgusting Guagua diverting his attention to himself, Xia Hunao took out a poke ball from behind: "Two-tailed monster, let's throw his mother away!"

The two-tailed monster was pushed out to work by Xia Hunao with a confused look on his face. Hearing Xia Hunao's scolding, he reacted for a while, then took out a ball and threw it out.

"At worst, I don't want this poisonous orb anymore. Let's see if I don't poison you to death!"

Xia Hunao had a good idea, but the disgusting Guagua, who was hit by the poisonous orb and thrown, had no reaction at all, as if the debuff and damage were all fake.Xia Hunao pinched his hands: "What? You don't even want to eat this?"

Just as he was saying this, Nausea Guagua fell to the ground motionless.Looking at Xia Hunao, he was stunned: "Kill him? If he had known it was so easy, who would have wasted this time with him?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the nausea crawling up again. Xia Hunao felt that his face was red from being slapped. You don't have to cooperate with me like this, you know?

The disgusting Guagua didn't think so. After he got up from the ground, his body twisted for a while, and then he saw that the already disgusting Guagua suddenly grew two hands from behind, which looked like the two hands of the two-tailed monster.This sudden change made Xia Hunao and others dumbfounded: "What the hell is this? Is it a suture monster?"

We don't care if it's the stitching monster, but the lethality of this disgusting thing has indeed increased a lot. The shuriken that could only be thrown with two hands now has twice the attack speed, and it can be thrown out with four hands in celebration. Pile of shurikens.

The mechanism of Guagua's flying water shuriken is to calculate 2-5 damage with one shuriken, or it can be changed to throw 2-5 shurikens, just like the disgusting Guagua or the thing that should be called the disgusting beast now.

Four hands, one number of critical hits, nearly twenty shurikens were thrown at them in an overwhelming manner. Xia Hunao and others immediately ran away with their heads in their arms. Fortunately, the masters present were all agile, so they were not beaten too badly. .

Xia Hunao couldn't help but ask the system: "System, why do I feel that he is getting stronger as he learns more? Is there something wrong with him?"

The system replied: "There is nothing wrong. It will only get stronger before reaching the bottleneck. But don't worry, it is unlikely that he can learn six elves."

Without the system's guarantee, Xia Hunao simply threw out four more elf balls. Dianxi, Mingxia, Shelling Ninja and Dou Li Mushroom all joined the battle. The six elves launched an all-out attack on the disgusting beast in front of them.

Six against one really took advantage, and it didn't take long to suppress this disgusting beast with an unusually long length.Xia Hunao glanced through the gap between the elves. The appearance of the disgusting beast in front of him was really indescribable.

Guagua's upper body, plus the stone on Dianxi's lower body, a wolf claw in his left hand, a fist in his right hand, a tail with two hands, and a ring on the top of his head. Well, it looks strange, but Xia Hunao thinks it's a bit weird and cute.He couldn't help but think for a moment and said that if it were Dianxi's face and those two croaking legs...you know, this is to apologize to player Dianxi!

Looking at the disgusting beast suppressed by six elves, Xia Hunan asked the system: "No, you are making no sense. I have sent out six elves, why hasn't it collapsed yet?"

The system shook its head: "I don't know. It doesn't make sense. I estimate there are only six. Could it be that the computing power is too strong?"

Xia Hunao looked at the somewhat confused system: "Is it time for you to update the system again?"

The system nodded seriously: "I think you are right. My updates may not keep up with the development of human imagination on the Spirit Demon Star. This is a big problem."

Xia Hunao rolled his eyes at him angrily: "Then what should we do now?"

The system put down its options: "You think of other options first, and I'll go see if there is any update package!"

Xia Hunao was helpless. Knowing that the system was unreliable, Xia Hunao was sick and went to the doctor. He pulled Rotom down while watching the show, and threw Rotom towards the disgusting beast with a wave of his hand: "Rotom, look at that. WTF?"

Rotom only felt the whistling of wind in his ears. When he came to his senses, the face of the disgusting beast was already in front of him.Rotom's stress response is very strong, and he directly hits the disgusting beast with a discharge: "Don't come over!!!"

After the crackling electric sparks flashed, Rotom was successfully stopped by Guaqua and the Shelling Ninja, and the suppressed disgusting beast seemed to be recharged and started a new magic transformation.Xia Hunao looked at the disgusting beast's squirming body from a distance: "Come on, let me see what tricks you can do."

Xia Hunao felt that there should be no room for improvement in this disgusting beast, but the disgusting beast could surpass his imagination. It suddenly grew two more lightning-shaped wings based on the existing ones.Xia Hunao was dumbfounded: "Your sister, is this okay?"

The disgusting beast flapped its wings and tried to get up, but before it could float up, it rushed down the street again. Xia Hunao watched from a distance. He had already been slapped once in the face and decided not to express his opinion. However, this time the disgusting beast seemed to be... Really dead, motionless on the ground.Xia Hunao breathed a sigh of relief, and the system also said: "It seems that the brain is really not strong enough and the calculation amount is too much and it burned up."

Xia Hunao snorted: "Back?"

"Yeah, there's a new installation package. I'll just update it tonight. But my guess about this disgusting beast is pretty much the same. His computing and processing capabilities are indeed very strong. He counted six elves in a row, and... The three major software including Guagua, Dianxi and Dawn were not burned. Finally, I added Rotom before it could not hold on and crashed."

Xia Hunao nodded: "Yes, the stronger your computing power, the more you want to calculate, just like the more intelligent humans are, the more they understand their ignorance."

To this, the system agreed: "You are right, it is just like your human sages said this, isn't it?"

Xia Hunao became interested: "What did you say?"

"I am born with boundaries, but I know there are no boundaries. It would be stupid to follow the boundaries without boundaries!"

The system was very serious at first, but it went astray as soon as it was said.Xia Hunao listened to this sentence and repeated it in his mouth twice more. Not to mention, such a rhyme was really smooth and a little bit magical.

"System, don't make trouble. If the sages of mankind had said this, then those classics would be too easy to memorize!"